Chapter 44: Calm, Quietness (1/2)

TL: flarewk

Corpse splitting homicidal maniac, huh............

I hadn't thought, that before Lian Bing had even done anything yet, there's a homicidal maniac suddenly appearing so prominently. Plus, that person looked to be even more malevolent compared to Lian Bing...........if Lian Bing was said to be only a homicidal attempter, then this person's already a hopelessly incurable present offender already.

So scary, it probably should be another pervert with a distorted mentality.

Speaking of which, since I possessed the ability to see through a person's original personality right now, who knows that I'm able to use it to help track down the person?

Uuu, but, if I was to be discovered accidentally, and not being able to catch onto the criminal as well, I guess that I'll become the next target then............

Homicidal maniacs should be people with a rather insane mindset, just like Lian Bing, as I merely just made eye contact with her and accidentally gave out a 'Pu!' sound, which made her suspect onto me............perhaps these sort of people (perverted homicidal maniacs) had a rather astute instinct then.

Hence, they could be like an person who's unrelated at all, being able to conceal their true appearances.

And so, if I want to intervene into this matter, I must be well-prepared in order to be involved within the extremely perilous risk.

Mm............in that case I'll just forget about it.

Laobà already wanted me to be mindful a little already, plus I myself am also not that kind of person who's exploding out with a strong sense of justice, so, I won't go to be such a busybody then.

Plus, my biggest acting motivation was merely onto hoping that Laomā's workload would be able to be lessened, being able to not work overtime daily to sew corpses, obtaining adequate rest.

Of course, if I was to really meet onto that person, I'll be delighted to provide leads onto him.

I arrived at the classroom early today as usual, and furthermore, Lian Bing once more reached class a step ahead of me.

Recently, she had been coming extremely early............as well as Lan Hua-tongxue too............what's up with the both of them?

”Goood moorning, Cheng Jun~”

”Oh, morning.”

”Ohayou, Cheng Jun~”

”Ahhhh, good morning.”

”早上好, Cheng Jun~”

”..........”

”Buongiorno, Cheng Jun~”

(TL: Jp, CN, Italian 'good mornings')

I spun around and pressed onto Lian Bing's head, with my entire head full of black vertical lines as I said.

”What's with all the different language repetitions, are you an international alarm clock?”

She grabbed onto my hand that was pressed onto her and stuffed it inside within her breasts, as she unveiled a deep meaningful smile while looking at me.

”I'm an alarm clock that belongs only to Cheng Jun~, do you need your dearest girlfriend to give you a call every morning, using a sweet voice to wake you up? If you do, there's still moaning services too, hmm? In the morning, Xiao' Cheng Jun should be rather energetic too, listening to my voice while letting Xue Li helping you to use her hands to rub one out, isn't it the merriest thing ever?”

As she said that, Lian Bing even licked her lips, as she used her right hand to shape out a circlish gesture and moved it up and down...........if men were to do this kind of action it would definitely look rather obscene, but for a bishoujo like her doing such an act, it was extremely seductive.

But this person was too much already, cracking this kind of perverted joke early in the morning, her dàxiaojie image had already been completely destroyed till it doesn't have any remainders behind.

Eeh, hold on, Lan Hua's still sitting beside her, was it really suitable to use this sort of tone to speak right now?!

I twisted my head to glance towards Lan Hua-tongxue, and she had a face of dazedness while sitting onto her seat, an appearance of not noticing onto our side...........phew...........luckily, she's daydreaming.

”Don't need it at all, thank you.”

I flipped a white eye and just simply retracted out my hand, turned around very disinterestedly and sat back onto my own seat.

”Such an aloof reaction. Having such a beautiful girlfriend saying a good morning everyday, doesn't Cheng Jun even have a little gratitude at all?”

”Oho, I'm indeed rather thankful that you sent Xue Li over to take care of me, as all thanks to Xue Li, those live lines of household chores have drastically dropped. Its really such a huge help, I'm extremely grateful for it~”

”Huhuhuhu, since it's like that, why not just simply let Xue Li acknowledge you as her Master, officially becoming your maid? It's also alright for her to be your very own private maid, hmm?”

(TL: private maid was referred to be in a R-18 way)

”That's the best outcome then.”

If I really had a maid like Xue Li-xiaojie to serve me, I probably would be raising my both hands up high joyously proclaiming cheerily about already.

”Huhuhuhu, as long as Cheng Jun becomes my husband, Xue Li will also become your maid, and will always be serving you already~”

Mm...........?

Why does this sentence sounds to be so familiar?

Xue Li-xiaojie also seemed to have said these sort of words to me before, the thoughts of both Master and Servant actually coincided together, huh............

”Xue Li-xiaojie isn't a dowry at all.”

”Mm, well, just simply even having her marrying together to you then, how about it?”

”Cough! What are you talking about!!”

This idea was simply outrageous to none's end already!!

”Ai ya, you see, in traditional times when dàxiaojie marries off, don't they always have a lass accompanying their marriage along? No matter how you put it, Xue Li is also considered to be my maid, and of course should marry along with me to become your concubine~~ plus, other than Xue Li, there's still three other maids, all peerless beauties as well, you can play with them up to your discretion, hmm? Huhuhuhu, marrying me alone equals to marrying five women, hn? From Monday till Friday, being able to continually savor different tastes, how about it? Extremely worth it, right? Touched already, hmm?”

”What the hell, you said it to be like a supermarket's discounted goods sales...........it's basically just a consumer scam.”

”Ara araa, even though it's a huge present that was being delivered right up to the doorstep, you still dared not to accept it, this type of person won't be turning magnanimous, hmm?”

”I originally also didn't think of being some kind of a great person.”

”Huhuhuhu, well then, the April Fool's joke will be up till here. Even if I want Xue Li to marry you, I'm afraid that she won't be agreeing to it too.”

”Tch, as expected, it's a April Fool's joke, huh...........

Today is April Fool, a day that you can casually say out lies..