Chapter 264 - Zombies damn it (1/2)
*a few minutes after Tenchi left the gymnasium*
The coach was looking around and to his great dismay he couldn't find any of the equipment other. No basketballs, baseballs, even bats. suprisingly even the net was gone.
Coach: Hey Busujima-kun do you know what happen to all the equipment
Saeko: no sir, well I better get going now...
He shakes his head then he decides to head to file a report for stolen items.
As he goes to the office he talks to the rest of the teachers and askes them if they heard any missing items...not wanting to admit off the million of yen worth of equipment gone...
Teacher: well now that you mention it huh whats that
Coach: (Damn it I was so close) whats the matter
Teacher 2: look at that there are a bounch of people trying to break into the school
Teacher 1: lets go coach, lets make sure they don't cause any havoc
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Rei: Hey why don't you kiss me and do more stuff
Fodder guy: What do you mean I-I
Rei: the twins were right, I mean I don't even know why I started dating you
”get a room”
Rei: huh, did you say something
Fodder guy: I said is there any way we can stay together
Rei: No...wait are...are you crying
Fodder: I just thought we be together
Rei: gross...
”How to turn off a girl. #8 ugly crying” (but seriesly that girl is hot.)
Rei: I mean I thought you were good looking at first but now
(well she's kind of a bitch..)
Suddenly within the school there is a lot of screams
Tenchi: (hmm, lots of screams...if I was a hero, I'd go around and rescue everyone...lets see Keima would find it a pain and just ignore them, ma-kun is a coward and he would just run away, as for Rikuo...he actually would help them...for free...)
It doesn't take long for the spread to occurs,
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Tenchi looks at the them being surronded by Zombies
Rei: damn it...
Fodder guy: (I can't let her die)
I wasn't going to help but...as I said she is really hot.
*boom*
Superhero landing
Tenchi: no need to fear, for I am here (I stole that from that loser everyone hates all might)
Rei: wh-who are you?
Tenchi: I'm your guardian
Rei: guardian angel
Tenchi: NO ! I aint a god servant...(wait if I'm King's yama's right hand wouldnt that make me...no angels are gods)
Fodder: umm, nows not the right time for this...
he had several zombies around him