Chapter 251 - Lion King (1/2)
Tenchi: well here what you got to do Kimba...wait your yellow Simba
Simba?: Sounds good by the way my name is Mufasa
Tenchi: Of course it is
Tenchi had given him some advice to him
Tenchi: first is to get her attention. you should
Mufasa: got it I should go after her and push her down
He runs off after her and starts chasing her scaring her
Tenchi: he...isn't good at women is he
Tenchi looks at his 'harem' girls and says that
Lioness leader: n-no he is a good leader
Lioness Viceleader: yeah he has a great awesome mane
The Impala was running from Mufasa as he chased her
Tenchi: other than his mane...do you like anything about him? I mean what do you like about him other than that
the girls just said mane
Tenchi: I mean what about romance? and s.e.x
”romance? what's that?”
”is that a thing?”
”he said he will once he gets the girl”
Tenchi: wait... he never even took you on a date?
They all shook their heads
Tenchi then rubs chin
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Mufasa: ugh nothing seems to work
Tenchi had Mufasha show his good points. One thing showed his mane by pulling her into his mane she then ran away scared, then he showed how strong his teeth was by biting into a piece of meat...
Tenchi begin to think he wasn't trying or was stupid
Tenchi: umm, can you talk to me for a moment?
he brought Mufasa alone in a room
Mufasa: so what do you suggest
Tenchi: so...how long have you been gay?
Mufasa: g-gay? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAY
he shouted at Tenchi
Tenchi: i mean a homos.e.x.u.a.l, you like guys
Mufasa: I like a woman. especially her
Tenchi: you never even touched the girls. I mean you picked Shiho Ihara who has an amazing ass
Mufasa: who?
Tenchi: oh my Uka...that's the name of the Impala...you only know her from her ass
Mufasa: oh shi...shi...Shira is special to me
Tenchi: you even seem to be attracted towards me...
Mufasa: I-I a-aint
Tenchi: then why are you staring at my junk...
Mufasa:...
Tenchi: come on let me show you my giraffe friend of mine. She is trying to hook me up with her brother...
Mufasa: (Wait are you the gay one?)
Tenchi starts to drag Mufasa away when suddenly another Lion comes in with a scar on his face
Tenchi: Oh now we got Scar
Scar: Its Taka and Mufasa I challenge you!
Tenchi: of course it is...are you trying to take his harem (LOL)
Mufasa: You are simply incorrigible. You have no chance of defeating me
Taka: look who I got here, Mufasa, you
he pulls Shiho
Mufasa: you coward you call yourself a lion!
Taka: Shut up this is my idea, survivor of the fittest! If you want her back, give your harem to me.
Tenchi: oi...