Chapter 158 - You patted them too (2/2)
Eizen glared at Tenchi for a bit after his sister told him that she decided to marry Tenchi...first because he seemed human and he felt his sister had become more of a woman...
Suddenly two girls finally came in Seller and Ian
Ian: wow that was crazy, I can't believe that they all slapped you what did you do
Sellers: it was strange that the princess was upset with you
Tenchi: its nothing were friends who are very close
Ian: hmm
Seller: that sounds suspicious
Tenchi: so you two are her bodyguards
Ian: yup it's hard protecting her but we love her
Seller: it is something we're proud of...
Ian: sadly we haven't found anyone...While she found a handsome guy
Seller: yeah, I'm jealous
Tenchi smiled at these two...they seemed fun...he was curious who was the person Alisha found...
Tenchi felt he should reward their hard work. Considering their body they looked like they may have been working hard for her sake
Tenchi patted both their heads and held their heads for 1, 2, 3 seconds each second they went redder and when he let go their faces were red
Tenchi: because you're always by Alisha side I thought it was only right plus I like you two
Ian and Seller looked and saw an upset Alisha and went to her side...
trying to avoid his eye contact
They started talking to Alisha and glancing back at Tenchi
Tenchi( huh why did the room get silent?)
Princess Tao and her bodyguards were next to enter they saw what he did and went in front of Tenchi
Tao laughed and introduced herself and went inside...the guys didn't want him to go near her
The final one to enter was Kouren
Kouren didn't see the exchange she was checking out the area making sure they werent followed
Kouren: huh why is it strange inside? did something happen
Tenchi: oh, well don't mind ( Like I know) Huh you look strong...Like Advance grandmaster
Kouren: Advance grandmaster?
Frankenstein: well in cultivation terms it would be similar to Divine Soul Realm
Kouren: Wow you realize that. You must be strong yourself...but I can't feel anything from you amazing
Tenchi: well your strong too for your age to make it that strong, simply amazing
She blushed for the first time she met someone stronger, taller and more attractive than anyone she knew
Cultivators and Martial artist women like men stronger than them.
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when Tenchi was asked about why girls find him attractive. Tenchi didn't think it was looking through most guys would think he is crazy
Tenchi: Saftey, security, and shelter. Most people think its wrong or something bad but that's the way people are. They are attracted to them. If you have one most of the opposite s.e.x will be attractive to you. That's because it's in our DNA to want those things. if some have that we are more drawn to them.
Why women are drawn to muscular men is because they provide safety for you. Smart guys with security and Rich guys with Shelter.
This is why throughout history most people gravitate towards the kings who are rich, powerful and smart
As for men they are attracted to strong will women because they are more likely to survive the harsh childbirth, kind women provide a good shelter with a meal meek girls are more likely not to leave them for another man due to their nature.
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Tenchi decides to give her a blessing to
Kouren: m-me but I'm not feminine
Tenchi: what are you talking about your 10 billion percent attractive. I doubt anyone in the world would say your unattractive
Kouren: do you know what you did umm Tenchi-dono
Tenchi: a blessing...
Kouren mumbles: so you know...
She goes to her sister while congratulating her...
Tenchi was confused the room felt strange...
he looked to see Anita laughing on her back (Anita...your navel is showing...) Michelle and Maggie were reading a book pretending they're not paying attention...
Frankenstein... notices that Tenchi is like that so he tells him they should go to the yokai for a moment
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Tenchi: so...someone who is above 14 is considered an a.d.u.l.t and patting with an a.d.u.l.t of the opposite s.e.x and holding their head for 3 seconds is like saying I love you and will you be my wife forever...it is the most intimate way to ask someone to marry them in the holy lands. It's asking for a blessing from the gods that you will always be together from this life to the next...
Frankenstein saw Tenchi nodding and smile: I see so you knew all along. As expected from my master...I will go to attend your wives here is the report
With that, he left
Tenchi put on his A-Ts and : ~time
Tenchi went around moving quicker in it was like time nearly stop as he kept screaming
Tenchi: F.u.c.k, F.u.c.k, F.u.c.k, marriage f.u.c.k this shit, I pretty much asked all of them to marry me then. No wonder they all started freaking out after I did that. It isn't even done normally. Most married couples don't do it because it's so embarrassing but I did it...F.U.C.K. I did it to Teresa, Eleanor oh shit I did it to Alisha too...F.U.C.K...I even did it to the Therions...actually they were looking at me differently when I did it to them
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Frankenstein was telling the others that Tenchi isn't just smart, he is considered the strongest under 20 and richest boy in the world.
Tenchi appeared acting as nothing happened
Tenchi: Alright everyone lets get to business.