Chapter 122 - I guess Im doing Hercules now... (2/2)
she does puppy dog eyes
Tenchi: Tst fine...but only you
Tenchi had his Lawyer Mia get Kōzuji Kazumasa sent to deadman wonderland.
-------------------------
Tenchi then does his finishing touches and secretly threw a new pill inside Kōzuji Kazumasa mouth
they start hearing farting and see a wet pants
Tenchi: Did you piss yourself...no you shat yourself
Everyone starts laughing
He couldn't even complain because so much poop was coming out and he ran crying to the bathroom running into the chief and she looks at him with a disgusted look and simply says: Pathetic
Tenchi: (Oh so it looks like my pill I was going to use on gramps is a success...)
Tenchi walks to Shiro and the others while Kuro says that he is a bad influence on her new sister
--------------------------
The are moved to where the race was
There was a big arena around an Obstacle course that reminded Tenchi of a combination of Ninja warrior and the Hercules movie training scene...
Tenchi: what am I Hercules...actually this looks like one of my training I did...no it seems the same...even the poison...
Lets see first is the slice and dice
Tenchi looks at Shiro and who is excited and he smiles: Shiro do you know what you sing when you eat Appan?
Shiro: You sing the Apanman song right
She starts singing Apanman theme song
Tenchi: Close but how about the other apanman song
Azami: What are you two doing...if we mess up we will die
Tenchi smiles and screams to the other participants/inmates: If you're worried...and feel you might die...*his golden eye shined* then follow my road
Azami: ro-road...
Tenchi: Shiro this is the new Appanman song
Suddenly a mic appears in his hand
Tenchi sings: Waiting for you, Anpanman, Waiting for you, Anpanman
I don't have biceps or pecs (Well I do)
I don't have a supercar like Aceman
The ideal hero is my fantasy
But all I can give you is Anpan
I've dreamed of becoming a hero like Aceman
I ran with all my strength, jumping high up in the sky
I'm not afraid of little things like bruising my knees
An innocent fantasies of my childhood
{ANPANMAN: BTS}
everyone was quiet when he started singing...and screamed loudly and started cheering when he was singing...
Tenchi changed the stages whole mood...
Azami looks at Tenchi and says: who are you
Tenchi: Haven't you heard sandwich girl,
Shiro: He is Tenka
The announcer still was in shocked but regained his thoughts: So umm after that...lets begin the dog race...
Everyone cheered
Then a bang and Everyone ran but...in front were Tenchi and Shiro
----------------------------
*Azami POV*
Fast...they is way ahead...I didn't even see them stop at the first hurdle...
Should I follow him...last time I trusted someone...I was betrayed...I made a freshman my vice commander in our gang and they set me up and...
She shakes her head..: His eyes were honest...huh whats that line
She starts running and everything slowed down...
She didn't know why but she was moving faster than she ever did
suddenly more people started following the road...
It was like everything was easy
we ran...we wanted to catch sight of him
he climbed up to the bungee and grabbed one that was broken and landed laughing
What would it take to not even care about that
Then there was a field of arrows being shot and they ran through it like it was a walk in a park.
Ballons, tightrope, walking through a minefield fire...but he made it so easily...we were able to make it to where he was...shocked at each other
”How were all of them able to make it through”
”A-amazing”
”Simply amazing”
The guards were shocked. they originally thought there would be a riot or something but no...they enjoyed it still
----------------------------
Tenchi: well that was...huh everyone made it through...All 20 of us
a woman was on the final stage with a ball in her hand
Shiro: Tenka, Tenka you are amazing!
She was shocked that Tenchi made it through without her help...
”Ok, now its time for what you all were waiting for the battle royal. the last man standing with the ball in their hand wins the 100,000 anpan
Tenchi: the last man standing...
Tenchi narrows his eyes and frowns
The woman throws the ball and Tenchi quickly catches
”The person who is lucky enough to not be impaled at the end wins
Tenchi throws the ball and the ball is impelled
it goes quiet...this was the second time Tenchi quieted the crowd
Tenchi: Stop wasting my damn time. You want me to f.u.c.k.i.n.g kill me I'm right here, come down here and fight me but you won't because your f.u.c.k.i.n.g bitch., I'll let you know this. while I'm breathing this place and its rules, can suck my d.i.c.k! I'll make this place my bitch!
Tenchi ran to Shiro
Shiro: what about the prize...Tenka you stupid head you. I wanted to win
Tenchi: How about this. I'll make you a present
Shiro: really! no lying. Cross your heart
Tenchi: yeah...
he patted her head
Tenchi: but here's a little present for being so cute.
He kissed her cheek and started walking away
Her face went red
Shiro: Shiro feels weird...what did you do...also whats a d.i.c.k
Tenchi: hmm I'll teach you more about that later first Appan
Shiro: APANNMAN!
...Tenchi later beat up by Kuro...
AN: In case you forgot Shiro went to Deadman with Tenchi plus they do have the same color hair Ok not really Kuro or true name Neko (From K project) has pink hair but she uses an illusion to make her have white hair. because WHY WOULD CATS BE PINK!
Mia Fey is Tenchi's Lawyer introduced in Tenchi Nura Childhood as Ryouta Kise chapter 18
Mirai Kamiki and her younger brother are Two of Tenchi's apprentices. Tenchi found this out later but the younger brother decided to travel instead of going to Ryzopaku {It was mentioned about them in earlier chapters}