Chapter 11 - Worst first impression 2 (1/2)
Mari pours cold water on Tenchi a few minutes after Ryoko left with the sword
Tenchi jumps up in his fighting pose
Tenchi: Who's there I'll take you all on, huh
Tenchi looks around and sees Mari
Mari: how you doing sleepy head? had a great nap?
Tenchi: Mari what was that for
Mari: Oh while you were sleeping Ryoko left...Like I told you she would!
Tenchi: geeze want a muffin...huh where did everyone else go
Mari: I took them back...but you don't seem upset
Tenchi looks at her confused
Tenchi: Why would I be upset. You bring her here telling her shes a member of the family, of course, she would be overwhelmed
Mari: oh that's true...so why did you give her your sword?
Tenchi: huh the Tenseiga is right here
Mari: no your other sword
Tenchi face changes color. he looks around can't find it
Mari:...you did allow her to take your sword right
Botan came out of nowhere and started laughing
Botan: haha the great Tenchi had his sword stolen...haha
Tenchi: that, That bitch. She dears leaves and takes my sword. I'm going to teach her to never steal from the king of thieves
Mari: the king of thieves?
Tenchi: I'm going to make her pay *hiccup* I'm going to make her my bitch
Tenchi teleports away
Botan: di-did he just teleports without his yokai
Mari: did you forget he can copy abilities...besides that...why did you entice him while he's drunk
Botan: drunk...no way he couldn't be drunk...
she runs up to Mari shaking her
Botan: he wasn't drunk right?
Mari: He was hammered...on a full moon
Botan: What should we do
She starts freaking out
Mari: let's pretend we didn't see anything
Botan nodded sweating feeling sorry for Ryoko
suddenly they and their place was shrunken and they were teleported away by Ryoko
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*A few hours ago in space*
A beautiful woman dr.a.p.ed in robes observed the outer orbit of the earth. She had just been in a slumber for years
”woman??: What planet is this?
AI: colonized planet 0315 earth
She is beside two stone guardians
”woman??: Then this is where my brother Yosho is
Stone Guardian: No what we detected from this planet is Ryoko
Woman??: huh, 'she glares' not that woman! What does this mean
AI: We have yet to detect Yosho ship. But he was in pursuit of Ryoko. Logically it would follow that
Woman??: I see, That woman and Ryo Ohki must be fully tried by Jurai as soon as possible
Stone guardian 2: Princess Ayeka Unfortantantly all crimes will be canceled due to the statute of limitations in Galaxy standards time 00432 or in 4 seconds
A bunch of data showing Ryoko crimes is pulled up on the screen with a picture of Ryoko making a peace sign posing for her crime photo. A beep and the info on Ryoko was gone
AI: As of this moment the statute of limitations is in effect and Ryoko galaxy wanted file has been destroyed
Ayeka almost had tears in her eyes
Ayeka: Destroyed! tell me why is that
AI: The statute of limitations is made based on the holy council of planet Jurai
Ayeka: That is not what I have asked! I want to know why that woman isn't swapped for all eternity
AI: The statute of limitations is made based on the holy council of planet Jurai
Ayeka: Nevermind the only clue is that woman. We must capture her at once, at any cost
AI: but the statute of limitations
Ayeka: Nevermind that this is an order I will think of an excuse later
Guardians: YES MAMM
Ayeka: Soon big brother
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*before Ryoko left*
Ayeka had come to Tenchi Mansion shouting for Ryoko to come out..but that wasn't heard inside the Mansion due to the barrier but Ryoko sensed someone entering the atmosphere so she assumed it was Ayeka...
Ryoko had left the mansion and summoned Ryo Ohki which was at the bottom of the Misaki family lake. She took the sword in order to not get Tenchi and the DMC people involved
Ayeka attempted to shoot at the mansion but was blocked by Ryo Ohki.
Ayeka continued firing at Ryoko so fearing they would get hurt she shrunk the house and took them to the ship as she flew away
A drunk Tenchi teleported to the Ryo Ohki
Tenchi: You what do you think your doing...; leaving without telling me. You belong to me!
he's talking to his sword but Ryoko thinks he's talking about her
Ryoko: I feel so good...moving so freely again
Tenchi looks down
Tenchi: Huh were in the air...are we in a space ship
On Ryoko, you can notice everything around you. Think of like a virtual image around the ship
Tenchi: huh isn't that my mansion
Ryoko: Sorry about that, I didn't have time so I shrunk it and brought it with me
Tenchi: oh...cool so what's going on
Ryoko: remember that girl I told you about earlier that crazy woman who will attack us like crazy she started firing at us for no reason So I summoned Ryo Ohki and tried to get away before she hurt DMC but she still fired...what a crazy girl right and huh
Tenchi: zzzZZZZZZZZZZ
Ryoko: Are you sleeping...huh, where did the sword go...
Tenchi fell a sleep...while they were chased and attacked
Ryoko wanted to smack him but suddenly Ryo Ohki was mentally attacked with Ayeka psychic attack. Ayeka then summoned her guardians to capture her...and the sleeping Tenchi
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Ayeka has the guardians hang Ryoko upsidedown and she is calmly drinking tea
Ayeka: it's been a while, hasn't it Ryoko. I've been looking for you for sometime
Ryoko ignores her
Ayeka: I have a question, why did the earthling have this sword with him
Ayeka showed her the sword with the jewels in it
Ayeka: ANSWER ME
Ryoko for the first time looked at her and smirked
Ryoko: hmm
This caused Ayeka eyes to twitch and she ordered her guardians to shock Ryoko
Ryoko: Ohh haha, stop, it tickles
Ayeka: Stop enough
They stop shocking Ryoko
Ayeka: this seems to be having an opposite effect on her...you're behaving like one of those what it called
AI: Masochists
She starts blushing
Ayeka: Yeah Masochist
Ryoko: actually little princess, I'm more of a sadist
she covers her mouth
Ayeka: Oh my, does that mean you like...nevermind that's not important. Tell me why did that young man have this sword
Ryoko: You bonehead!
Ayeka: What
Ryoko: Don't you feel it in his blood he had the sword because he's the owner of it