Chapter 5 - Shomin Sample (1/2)
Tenchi: (so Seikain Girls Academy is a hidden school surrounded by mountains, where young ladies of good families are taught everything a high-class lady needs to know. Their aim is to train the daughters of noble families and turn them into pure 'Yamato Nadeshiko (The ideal Japanese woman). It was the ultimate school for ojou-sama's; assembling young ladies to spend every day disconnected from worldly life...then what reason did they have me come here...)
Tenchi regains himself and asks
Tenchi: what do you mean by issues?
Then suddenly the principal's office open and a beautiful looking young woman. She has long, straight, flowing dirty blonde hair that reaches to at least to her h.i.p.s and she fair skin. She was wearing a necklace and in a suite. Her skirt is down to her knees but it is showing off her nice ass. Tenchi also sees she has bountiful chest...he maintained his composure as he quickly checked her out. through acting like he didn't.
young looking woman: Good morning, I am the vice principal Sayuri Kimachi and a high school girl at heart.
Sayuri does a pose lifting one of her legs up and putting her opposite hand in the air...Tenchi could have sworn he seen saw sparkles when she posed
Sayuri: greetings
Kujou: And to you, continue Vice Principal!
She puts her hands together holding like she's praying
Sayuri: First of all it looks like Miyuki-san was a little rough on you and I know she's very sorry for that' she looks at Miyuki smiling' right tell him how sorry you are, please!
Miyuki: I do hope you forgive me' she says while bowing' tsk
Tenchi: di-did you just click your tongue at me
she just stares at Tenchi
Tenchi: (Oh she's one of those types) So tell me more about this issue you're having
Miyuki: There are two issues...The girls here spend all day only with other girls, after long periods of time...They have trouble adjusting outside of these walls...many fall hard some even become NEETs...that is for the normal young nobles, the second is the girls who are the defense unit of the school who are either bodyguards, maids or from ancient families.
{If you're born in an ancient family you taught martial arts. Usually, they're rich. If you're not the successor of the family, usually you become a maid or a bodyguard for the heir. This way you're still apart of the family and abide by the rules but aren't the next head. So your still a rich girl and receive benefits...and sometimes families will have them marry into someone else's family}
Tenchi: Defence unit?
Miyuki: think of it as royal guards...keep in mind they're all ojou-sama's...where was I? Ahh the defense unit..especially the Supreme Five Swords after a long period, they started developing biased views...
Tenchi: (supreme five swords?)
Saiyuri: Some of the girls here are confident that guys are the dregs of society, add to the fact that they rarely come into contact with guys their own age...its a vicious cycle. When a man is better than them the shock gets to them and they become a shell of themselves. They just think they failed somewhere down the road and think they are less than human...
Tenchi: so what your saying is the normal rich girls never have any contact with guys and are naive about the world...and some of the defense unit...right' she nods' think all men are weaker than them.
Miyuki: you are correct...And so that brings are issue to you. You were selected as this year Shomin sample!
Tenchi: ok that's weird
With a straight face, Miyuki responds
Miyuki: Incorrect it's not weird at all. By inviting a simple commoner like yourself. By having you live among your betters, Our students will be better acclimated to life after graduation.
sweat started to drip down his back
Saiyuri: Yes and with a boy who is a martial artist we kill two birds with one stone
Miyuki: A lack of proper inauguration between the opposite s.e.x has also been a large problem for our students
Saiyuri: oh that's one way of putting it. but you're going to fix all of it I'm sure
Tenchi: ok wait one minute! I get what you're saying but I still don't understand why you picked me. (you could have picked someone like Baki)
Miyuki: Tenchi Nura a person who lives in a haunted house. That looks like it's in shambles
Tenchi: ouch 'Tenchi felt like he was punched in the gut(well it is but only from the outside... it's still a mansion..I just had a witch put an illusion spell on it...)
Miyuki: A person who never goes to class but is the top of the students...most think is because your a star athlete and you going to the school is good for the school
Tenchi felt like he had his arm chopped off
Miyuki: However in sports your an unusual person. Untold skills, abilities...some think you might be a yokai, with your abilities
Tench felt like his legs were chopped off.
Miyuki: well known for having random bandages and them being gone in a few days. Some thinking you're a Chuunibyou
{Chuunibyou- used to describe a person who manifests delusional behavior, particularly thinking that one has special powers that no other person has.}
Tenchi felt he had a knife at his back and wanted to cry but tears wouldn't come out
Tenchi: 'holding his chest' I thought you picked me because how awesome I am
Miyuki:...you do have one extraordinary quality that we didn't find in the dozens of candidates under consideration
Tenchi: my good looks?
Saiyuri: (well you probably are the most attractive guy I ever have seen) 'she thought but didn't say'
Miyuki: afraid not.I mean your attraction to males. Or more officially a muscle fetish
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Ryoko who is outside watching coughed
Ryoko:(he did talk for 10 minutes about muscles...)
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Miyuki: by which you are only aroused by muscular body parts. That makes
Tenchi: SLOW DOWN
Miyuki who was looking at the paper looks at him
Miyuki: what's wrong
Tenchi: I don't have a muscle fetish
Miyuki: Oh I'm afraid you do. You typically have no contact with girls. You would hang out with handsome men after school. Even after playing shogi you would spend time talking with a silver-haired man
Tenchi: They're my basketball friends and my master
Miyuki: If there was any doubt we have proof from your former teammate who we talked to saying you talked 30 minutes about muscles and even gave your teammates massages
Tenchi: hey I'm a certified Masseur. They overworked their bodies. It's normal to get massages when your an athlete
Miyuki: we also heard you were saying that you were running around the school screaming you love men
Tenchi: damn it, that was to get my sword made. from this swordsmith
Miyuki: so to get your sword made
she says looking down at Tenchi's private area