Chapter 2 (1/2)
What ghost is eating jujube pill, and how to have antidote? I'm afraid I met a liar?
Li Qingjun was not angry. He was about to say something, but Li Qinglin waved his hand to stop him. He gave him money and said, ”our brother went to the mountain to seek immortals, but he didn't have much time to spend. My little brother has lived here for a long time and is familiar with the situation. I wonder if I can follow us up the mountain to be a guide. I'm sure I'll be paid a lot. ”
”No Qin Yi stood up lazily and turned around to walk into the room. ”What kind of immortal are you looking for
Young Li Qingjun said angrily, ”Hello! What's your attitude! ”
Qin Yi has already entered the house.
Li Qingjun was about to get off his horse and was held by his elder brother: ”don't be ridiculous.”
”Why are you so polite to him? This is obviously a liar. There is no antidote to all kinds of poisons! ”
Li Qinglin reined his horse and left: ”according to li Liu's report, there were quite a number of poisoned people who had recently entered the mountain. The youth of the Qin family in the village recovered with one medicine. Xu is familiar with the special mountain miasma. The prescription should be more suitable than our own medicine. What's more, don't you think this boy is a little special? ”
”Most of them put on airs, and the villagers cooperated with him to create some atmosphere in order to cheat.”
Li Qinglin was dumbfounded.
Li Qingjun quickly followed up with his brother and asked, ”since my brother thinks he is useful, why don't you insist on asking him to guide him?”
Li Qinglin said with a smile: ”don't worry The guide is the guide, but can he lead you to the fairy? ”
Li Qingjun was stunned again.
Obviously not.
They didn't come to climb the mountain to watch the sunrise, but they tried to find immortals in the mountain. The mountain is not too big. The so-called legend of immortality has also been circulated for many years. Where has not been investigated? Therefore, there is no so-called destination at all. Naturally, there is no correct route. If you go in, you just have to try your luck. Why do you need a guide?
Li Qingjun was a little discouraged for a moment, and his straight shoulder collapsed slightly: ”so my brother, like others, didn't pay attention to this trip to find immortals...”
Looking back, Li Qinglin looked back and said, ”the Qin chess game was very interesting in the end...”
”I'm a country snob. I'm just talking nonsense. I'll stab him in the hole to see how he's not worried
”Ha...”
As the sound went far away, Qin Yi was lying in the room with his arm on his pillow, and the mace was on the head of the bed. He could hear the conversation between the brothers. At last, he laughed, as if he thought Li Qingjun's words were very funny.
A voice suddenly rose in his knowledge sea: ”what are you laughing at? These two brothers seem to be very good at martial arts. Maybe they really have the strength to poke a hole in you.”
The voice goes straight to the soul. I don't know where it comes from. In fact, it's not a sound. It's like a sentence formed directly in your heart. It's extremely weird. Qin Yi, however, seemed to be very used to it. He said lazily, ”what I'm laughing at is that there are really girls in this world who dress up as men. Why do you think others can't see it?”
After a pause, the voice said, ”how do you know she's a little girl? The young man's larynx is not obvious, and it's normal that his voice is a little sharper. ”
”Because you don't have a nose, you can't smell her fragrance.”
“……”
”Besides, how can there be such a beautiful young man? His face is full of collagen, his face is picturesque, his lips are red and his teeth are white, and he is full of heroic spirit. Can you feel it with her eyes closed? You think there's a beauty filter... ”
”What is collagen? What is the beauty filter? ”
“…… It's none of your business. ”
The voice sighed: ”whether she is a man or a woman. You see, the world asked how many immortals, devout, really give them fairy fate, I'm afraid that kneeling for three days and three nights are happy. Why are you not willing to cultivate immortals
”I am not already cultivating immortals? You see, I plan to stay up all night again... ”
”Is this also called Xiuxian? Don't try to fool me with that trick. ”
Qin Yi said coldly, ”don't fool me with that stupid trick!”
While saying, he threw the mace into the bedside foot washing water.
The sound of knowing the sea became angry: ”take me to make medicine, take me to hammer the nail, I don't say anything, and then put me in the foot washing water, I'm not finished with you!”
And he jumped out of the water. Qin Yi leaned against the head of the bed and flew up. In the middle of the stick handle, the mace twirled in the air for several times. It hit the wall, slid down, and bounced twice on the ground.
Thick resentment overflowed on the stick.
”Hello, stick...”