30 #30~ Broccoli (1/2)

Lori took her time while following the guard that was assigned to show her the training grounds.

She was still feeling tired, and add onto the fact that she never got any breakfast because She was running late. Thus adding the grumbling stomach to the equation.

Lori: Im so hungry! Ughhhh!!!!!

The guard, who was startled by his lady's outburst, panicks and drops to his knees thinking that he did something wrong.

Flora wanted to say something about Lori's pouting, but kept her mouth shut out of fear. Hmph! You would of had time to eat, but you are too lazy!

Guard: my...my lady! D...did I..I do something to make you upset? Please forgive me!

The guard started to kowtow and slam his forehead on the concrete path as hard as he could.

[System]: eeek! Do something before that guard kills himself!

Lori had an amused look on her face as the guard continued to beg for forgiveness. How funny this guard is, he acts like I'll kill him any second hahahaha

[System]: .....

Lori walked up to the guard and bent down to stop him.

Lori: stop, there's no need for this nonsense. Just treat me like you would do with any other good friend of yours.

The guard who had a slightly bloody face from his past actions was astonished.

Guard: I would not dare! How could I treat a dragons child as such? I am not worthy of such a great honor!

The guard started to kowtow again but Lori quickly stopped him again.

Lori: fine, if you won't agree willingly then I'll make it an order. You can't disobey right?

Lori gave the guard an mischievous smile.

The guard should of felt better but for some reason he got the creeps when his young miss smiled at him.

Guard: then...then of course!

The guard quickly agreed not wanting to upset Lori even further.

Lori smirked.

Lori: Great! No take backs~ so whats your name?

The guard quickly replies.

Guard: The name is Broccoli young miss!

Lori almost fell down from laughter. Broccoli?! No freaking way! Ahahahahahahaha!

[System]: I do admit that its quit funny host lol

The guard was confused by his young miss. After he replied to her she starts to tear up, and her face was all ashen like she ait a sour grape. Did I just make the young miss cry? Oh no! Now I'll defiantly get punished!

Broccoli: young miss? Why are you crying? Please tell this humble servant what he did wrong!

Lori heard the guard during her mental laughing fit and was confused.

Lori:  eh?

Guard: If my name has saddened you in some way I'll gladly change it!

Lori was confused. Why would I be sad about your name you idiot! Its hella funny not sad! Just what is wrong with these peoples sense of humor?

Lori then gave the guard a confused look.

Lori: uhhh...no its fine, I was just shocked that someone would name their kid after a vegetable.

Lori shook her head in disappointment.

This time it was the guard who was confused.

Broccoli: young miss I do not understand. There is no such vegtable called broccoli.

Lori's jaw dropped at Broccoli's comment. I'm not sure whether I should be happy that broccoli does not exist or sad? Just what kind of place is this!

Lori: right! I knew that, I was just messing with you! Isn't that what good friend's do? Haha

Lori put her hands on her slim waste while forcefully laughing.

Broccoli cringed at his young misses actions. Poor young miss, she just wants to badly make some friends. I understand, who wouldn't! Young miss was locked away for years.... Its okay young miss, I'll gladly be your first friend!

[System]: he's completly misunderstanding things right now. *sighs*

Lori stopped laughing and smiled at Broccoli.

Lori: It's decided then! Lets get on our way Broccoli!

The guard happily agrees and starts to lead the way again.

Lori sighed. Its already been a crazy day so far, please...no more surprises! Lori starts to cry inside.

Flora shook her head at her dramatic host.

After two more minutes of walking, they finally made it to the training ground. Lori almost passed out after seeing how big the running track was. Please dont tell me he will make me run all the way around that?!

Lori could already feel dread slowly building up inside her.