3 Eros becomes a general (1/2)
Eros went around the town of beginning telling every capable player to gather. The meeting was concerning the first boss. The mood in town was horrid many lost all hope in leaving but as soon as they saw Eros gathering people discussing about a possible way to beat the boss. Then its like everyone believed that they could do it... EVERYONE BELIEVED THEY COULD....
{Gods Issues with Eros or GIWE number 5 can naturally brainwash *cough* charm someone into doing whatever he ask. }
Eros was in town square on top of a building waiting for everyone to gathered.
”whats taking everyone so long. ” he was waiting for 1 minute
”ugh they're still not all here” 10 more seconds have gone by
”I guess I'll take a nap” 5 seconds have went by
{GIWE number 6 Eros has no concept of time. due to being alive for a long time, time sometime feels shorter or longer. Sometimes for him a second feels like a hour or a year feels like a minute. Also every second he has to wait its a second he could be having sex}
Eros woke up seeing a people talking about beta testers? 'the fuck is a beta tester? oh maybe its a concept used to describe people who were playing the game and tested out the issues before the launch. but how come they didn't notice the largest flaw of being trapped in this world? Also this game couldn't have been made with just one person. it would take dozens of people. Also there had to be safety features and other laws in place to ... well not that it matters.I guess its my time
”Hey my husband was a beta tester and he destribe all the bosses and how to beat them in the manual” Klein yelled out. Eros eyes twitched. Eros was about to make his introduction and Klein interrupted. Eros shot him a pleasure to pain arrow.the next time he has sex he it will be painful instead of pleasure.
”Everyone sorry for my late arrival I was busy discoving where the boss was”Eros lied
”what you discovered where the boss was?”
”yeah so lets go and fight it ok”
””””WHAT””””
”huh why are you standing there lets go”
”no umm dont we have to plan, you know like how each of us move and how we beat the boss” A blue haired man says.
Eros looks at him confused ”what are you stupid”
”stup”
”Yeah each enemy we face towards the boss will give us an idea on the type of enemy the boss is. We will be able to delve into the weakness and strategy as we go through the dungeon. Bosses usually are teaching so it attacks will be limited especially the first boss.Unless your stupid we wont lose.Bosses are usually commanders so they will more than likely be more than one enemy. Oh and how to the boss in a group usually its the most unlike the others sometimes bigger sometimes a different colors.”
”What if we just over level up in the area”
”oh good stupid question”
”Stupid question?
”Hes saying stupid question because what if the boss levels up based on the highest level so it becomes tougher. In some games thats what they do. Some gamesthe more people we gather in certain area the bosses get stronger” Kirito says while holding Klein hands. Klein seemed to be in pain.
”Exactly now any questions”
”lots of people asked Eros questionsEros went on for 3 hours surprisingly everyone became better players just from listening to him. It was like he was a genius when it came to teaching
”ok its late we will meet up in the morning gather all material you need. ”Eros was just horny.
”YEAH” everyone shouted and walked away.” well they should have but they then went
”LETS DRINK”