142 Leions Headache (1/2)

-Secret Room, Forest Cave-

What the?! I was so surprised that I accidentally dropped the sword and my armor returned to its original form and the wings also disappeared. The sword became a stone sword once again... Am I imagining things again?!

”That's rude... why did you drop me?”

”KYAAAAAAH” I screamed out of surprised! I heard a lady's voice out of nowhere!

”Stop with that shout of yours. I'm the sword... can you pick me up again?” What?! I must be hallucinating again! I probably need to slap someone again!

”Jeez... pick me up... the sword.” I have so many questions right now but I never thought I would ask myself why on every earth am I listening to a stone sword...

As I picked up the stone sword, it once again changed into the magical sword and my armor and wings returned!

”What is happening right now? And what the heck are you?” I asked curiously...

”I have no name. I am just a sword looking for an owner. There are a lot of people who were tested by me but failed to wake up. Of course, they died but they deserve it. But you did not only escape death but also completed the test. You will be my new master.” I have no idea what is going on...

”Oh, I'm really sorry but I'll put you back to the altar and you have to find another owner. Your stone form is just too heavy and people might think I'm weird. So see you and have fun finding someone else.” I'm too lazy to carry something like that... I should just get out of here... but how...

”Why are you rejecting me? I'm offering you something that so many would desire!” Jeez... why can't she just let me go... I am going to buy a dagger soon so a sword won't really a help.

”I know I felt an incredible power earlier but you see, I'm using a dagger and you're a sword. I can use you but I can't swing you as fast as a dagger and as I said, it's really tiresome carrying you around... By the way, would you mind telling me how can I get out of here?” This place is creeping me out... really...

”What nonsense! I will tell you where the exit is but you have to let me be your one and only weapon.” Hmmm... If she's just a sword then I can carry her with me and leave her behind after getting out... Yeah, that's the best choice.

”Ok fine. Just tell me where the exit is.”

”You need to carry me first.” She replied...

”Ok ok...” I opened my backpack and looked for something to tie her up around my back. So I carried her and I knew it... she's so heavy! I can't even move my legs properly!

”Ready to go?” She asked.

”Yeah. Just let me out of here.”

I felt like there's a magic flowing into the air and then suddenly...

*SWOOOOSH!* I'm already outside of the cave! My eyes got hurt by the sunlight! Did she use teleportation technique?! So she's not going to let me out from the start!

”How did you do that?!”

”This place is my home so I can teleport from the entrance to that secret place and vice versa.” Wow, that's really convenient, for you I guess.

”Well, that was good.” I tried to untie her behind my back and then slowly dropped her to the ground. Now time to run!

I am now running as fast as I can and never looked back. I would never go to that place again! Woah! Oh, I forgot about my teammates! So I decided to turn back and saw something flying towards me... is it a bird or something?

WAAAAAAAH! It's a flying stone sword with wings! She won't just leave me alone for heaven's sake!

”Stop! Why are you following me?!” The sword finally stopped after getting near me.

”Why are you asking me why I'm following you? You promised me that you are going to carry me for the rest of your life.” Did I really say that? And I can't remember saying I promised something!

”Of course I will never leave you. It's just that I have to find a lady's room... because I have to do what girls do in a lady's room. Teehee...” I said trying to find a good reason why I ran like crazy...

”We all know that there's no need to pee in this game... so your excuse is unacceptable.” Holy crap... who designs a game even things are smart! Even a freaking sword...

”Haha. I was joking. Well, I'm just looking for my friends you know because they might think I'm still trapped somewhere.” I replied trying not to look suspicious...

”You are running the opposite direction... This way is inside the cave. I will let you off this time. Just to remind you, if this happens again, I will gladly cut your legs in this game over and over again like in that dream of yours...” I'm... speechless...

”Ha...ha... that's a nice joke... anyway let me carry you again and let's find my teammates...” Even in games, hell is real...