Chapter 12 (1/2)
”Oh, I'll go. Every time I use it, my head hurts. Hey, brother, do you have water?” The boy asked me for water as soon as he got up. I'll go to your uncle. Where can I sprinkle water for you at night?
”No water. I'm tired for a long time. Do you want to pee?” I didn't get angry.
”Ah, you're not authentic. Don't think you're tall and fat. I'm afraid of you. You've been busy for a long time. Is it me who's busy for a long time? Is it easy to be a hero these days?”
I don't think this guy is very reliable. At least he's not the same as the man who showed great power just now. He's not so restrained. He just sits next to him and says, ”Hey, don't say this hero is not a hero. What's your origin? Where did it come from? ”
”Ah?” The dwarf was stunned by what I said, and then changed his posture. He leaned his arms against the railing, like an old man. His eyes might not have been completely relieved. He tilted his head and casually leaned on his arms, and said to me, ”isn't that what people do to heroes now? Don't you want to have a meal in a restaurant? You're welcome. Give me the whole set of braised spare ribs first. ”
”I'll screw you!” I pushed him, but he didn't seem to be angry. He should be a good speaker, so I stopped joking and asked his name directly. As a result, the dwarf immediately stood up, put on a singing posture and patted himself on the chest: ”I'm a well-known and decent disciple of Sanjiao temple, Yu ganqian. For you, for my ”Yu”, for the ”Gan” who works, for thousands of ”Qian”, for thousands of ”Qian!”
…… How can someone give a child such a bad name, Yu ganqian? These three characters can be confused when they are written with bad eyes. I'm sure that few people can find them when they want to change their positions. Another one, the math is not very good, right?
”Si - Sanjiao temple is a temple where Buddhas, Confucians and Taoists gather in one family. It's said that the three statues in it are also for the Buddha, the emperor and Confucius?”
”Yes, ouch, boy, that's good. I've heard that I'm a respectable man.”
”Go, who do you want to play with? Seriously, don't make a face. Just sit down. Aren't you tired when you wake up with such a big figure? ”
Listen to me say so, he also seems to suddenly realize like, a cover head: ”oh my God, dizzy!” And then it's directly on the ground.
…… What the hell?
Where is the living treasure?
”Come on, come on, tell me what's the matter with you.”
Yu ganqian sat up, leaned on the pillar and said, ”I tell you, I was brought to the temple by my master since I was a child. I haven't seen my parents for so many years. Maybe they are dead. After that, I put them there to learn from my masters. They say I seem to be something I don't quite understand Sanqiao Xin. I don't like these nouns, academic language and so on. In a word, it's very good.
Then they began to teach me all kinds of magic, array and so on. I've been learning for more than ten years. Recently, I just came out of the temple. Of course, it doesn't mean that I didn't step out of the temple before. For example, you usually go out to play, but your parents will definitely ask you when you have to go home. But one day, when you become an adult, you can go in and out freely and live outside.
This is my current state. In the past, I had to go back after wandering outside for a few days. Now I can go back as soon as I want, and I can't go back if I don't want to. When I move out, I can finally fight for justice. ”
”Oh - according to our layman, this is equivalent to adulthood and independence.”
”Yes, that's what you mean, boy. I think you're talented and have extraordinary things. Why don't you join hands with me and make a League of heroes?”
”League of heroes? I'm also the king's glory. Don't fix it for me. What's the matter with your abilities? For a while, it's very bad, and for a while, it's like a bear. ”
”Well, it's hard to say what's going on.” After listening to my words, Yu ganqian was still a little sad. He sighed and said, ”I'm a man. There's nothing wrong with me. There's only one problem. I love to play. I'm serious about playing. I don't bother to practice and recite the formula. Playing is the most important thing in my life. It's strange. However, it's very strange. My master said that there is a trait in my body, that is, I can burst out great potential, but it needs an opportunity. So I went there so late just now, and I can still use those spells.
It's very strange that I haven't recited all those things, but as soon as I get into that state, all these pithy formulas will come out by myself; as soon as I come out, I forget all these things, and I can't remember them, and I must be weak for a while. ”
Oh - his situation is just like the schizophrenics in TV series and movies, with double personalities, one strong and one weak.
”Well, you are not very reliable. I thought I met a master.”
Yu ganqian listened to me laugh at him, gave me a white look, and didn't let me say: ”you're not so good. I think you're just as powerful as that sword. If you don't have that sword, any kid can get you.”