1474 Unique Nasty Bastard! (2/2)
'I do like to let you blow the flute for me…'
All the men who heard this were shocked…
'But I love my sword more. After all, it is the one who will be my partner for the rest of my life…'
What was that? Was it about a romantic story? Was it about the eternity of love?
'That was so nasty… That is a really nasty man…' Everybody was having the same thought while everybody was laughing.
It was pretty impressive to think of some nasty words like that.
That man was definitely a nasty man who did not care about politeness at all!
Master Xiao couldn't say a word.
Although everybody knew what that nasty man meant by saying those words, it was all indication. After all, Master Xiao did play a vertical bamboo flute.
That man did only want to spend his life with his dear sword, so he wouldn't give up the metal for Master Xiao's flute play…
It was true, and there was nothing wrong about it.
”Sixty-five thousand!” Master Xiao almost spat out a mouthful of blood because of his anger, but he pushed the anger down in his heart.
He couldn't keep pretending to be that gentleman anymore. With his fierce eyes, he stared at that man. If his sharp eyes could kill, that man would have been slaughtered and ripped into pieces.
”Sixty-six thousand.” That man kept raising the price and smiling.
Two other men who were pretending to join the competition eventually gave up when they heard the number, so they sat down and turned quiet.
Apparently, the number was way beyond their ability to pay.
”Seventy thousand!” Master Xiao gritted his teeth.Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click for visiting.
Master Xiao had to keep going with it. As the auctioneer said, he might never be going to get another chance if he missed this one. Giving up the Feather Bronze meant giving up the enhancement on the weapon for ordinary cultivators. However, for Master Xiao, giving up the Feather Bronze meant giving up on his future!
”Seventy-one thousand!” That man was still smiling, staring at Master Xiao with a sneer in his eyes.
”Seventy-five thousand!” Master Xiao took a deep breath. His eyes looked more vicious now.
”Seventy-six thousand.” That man was shaking his neck, making a clicking sound. He sighed and said, ”Well, every time when I get nervous, my neck has this problem… It seems I do need somebody to play my flute for me… It should be relaxing… Oh, but I have really pissed Master Xiao off right there… He is not going to even talk to me, not to mention play the flute for me…”
”Ignoramus!” Master Xiao finally couldn't hold down his anger. ”Watch your mouth!”
”Ah? What?” That man looked at Master Xiao. He looked surprised and wronged. ”What? I… What did I do? I was telling the truth, wasn't I? Wait a minute… Are you telling me you are going to stop playing the flute? Oh, no. It is such a loss for an ignoramus like me! Oh, my heavens. You know what… We are rough men… And we really are big and rough…”
The crowd burst into a wild laughter in chaos again.
'Holy hell, that bastard! Listen to that nasty talk! That is audacious and contemptible!'
'Look how he disgraces the pretty young master… Yet he actually pretends to be innocent.'
'It is true that anything is possible as long as you live long enough to see it?!'
”You… You contemptible person!” Master Xiao's entire face turned red. He stared at that man with his sharp eyes as if he was going to swallow that man right away.
”What? How am I a contemptible person? What did I say wrong? I didn't say anything wrong!” That man threw up his hands and looked confused. And then he pretended to be enlightened, and he said, ”Oh, I see! Master Xiao, you think I am humiliating you, don't you?”
”Aren't you?” When Master Xiao asked this, all the others asked the same question in their hearts.
'What is humiliating if that doesn't mean humiliating? If that wasn't humiliating, I think all abusive words could be compliments.'
”No, no, no… You are wrong. What I meant was the real art of vertical bamboo flute playing… Come on, it was not that kind of flute that you would imagine… You got me wrong, Master Xiao. Oh, look. When I said to blow the flute, I meant you blowing your own flute, not blowing my thing… I think I must make it clear for you… Really… You got me wrong…”
That man was so solemn, and then he started to talk to Master Xiao like he was giving a lesson to the young man. ”Master Xiao… You… You got to keep your mind clean! Do not think too much of those nasty things…”
”Hah hah hah hah…” All the people in the hall started to laugh. The crowd was in a mess.
Somebody actually got down to the floor because they laughed too loud. Some spat out the water they had just drunk into their mouth.
'Not blowing my thing?'
'Oh, my f*cking heavens… Can't it be more undisguised?'
'He has humiliated Master Xiao to hell, yet he actually accused Master Xiao for being erotic! What a nasty man he is!'
Master Xiao was shaking because of his anger. His face started to turn dark purple.
”Yes. Yes! I know, that you are just a man who plays the vertical bamboo flute… I really do not want you to play the thing for me… Wait. Yes, I did want you to play it for me… No… Wait. I didn't mean my thing… I mean… Anyway… I don't want you to play the thing for me… Oh, wait. I just remember this. Did you tell me to watch my mouth? What did you mean by that? Do you want me to blow it for you? No way. I can't do it. I mean, I am not capable of it. I never do that. I don't blow a flute. I don't blow your flute or your thing… I can't play either… Well, you can, can't you? You are good at it. Why don't you just do it for yourself? Why do you want me to do it for you?”
In the end, that man nodded and continued saying, ”I may be better than you at playing swords, but blowing something… I am not as good as you. You are professional after all. We all know you are.”
Many people around him shouted at the same time, ”He is not as nasty as you either!”
”Hah hah hah… Please, I am flattered…” He actually cupped his fist to the crowd with that sinister smile on his face.
”Puff!” Many people spat out a mouthful of blood in shock.
'There is actually a man who is so nastily talkative. This is an eye-opening!'
The man didn't stop easily, so he turned to Master Xiao and said, ”You are good at playing the vertical bamboo flute indeed. The audience is always obsessed. You have played the vertical bamboo flute for so many times, haven't you? That man who spoke for you earlier, trying to stop us bidding, must be obsessed. He just loves the way you blow it…”
'You have played the vertical bamboo flute for so many times…'
'He just loves the way you blow it…'
That man wanted to provoke Master Xiao as much as he could, so he spoke out more disgraceful words, getting that fanboy into the scenario.
He was such an incredibly talkative man!
Master Xiao was shaking, staring at that nasty man, slowly growled to that man word by word, ”You will regret this. You will definitely regret this… I will make sure of it.”
”Oh, no. I am so scared. The famous Master Xiao threatens me.” That man pretended to be terrified and then proudly raised up his head. He said, ”What? Famous Master Xiao, huh? You are just playing the vertical bamboo flute to earn your livelihood, aren't you? And you actually so arrogantly said you would make me regret? What? Do you think you can bite me? I am not going to let you!”
The man was so mean and he stopped at nothing. It was getting nastier now.
Master Xiao took a deep breath, trying to hold down the anger in his heart, and shouted loudly to the stage, ”I will pay a hundred thousand purple spirit coins!”
He finally realized that it would bring himself more pain and disgrace to talk to that nasty man. He was never going to win that game.
Therefore, he decided to take the Feather Bronze as soon as he could, and there would be nothing lest to talk about.
However, ending the quarrel was one thing, but the grudge was never going to end easily. Master Xiao would never go easy to the man who kept humiliating him!
The fierce and vicious eyes of Master Xiao had proved it.
”A hundred thousand… Oh…” That man exclaimed and frowned. After thinking for a while, he said, ”I would have never expected that a man who blows the thing for a living could be this rich. Well, I give up… That's expensive… Way too expensive…”
”Oh… How many flutes does he have to blow to make a hundred thousand…”
As he tried to humiliate Master Xiao for the last time and gave up bidding, he kept shaking his head. He was going to sit down in frustration, but something else happened.
”Wait!” Master Xiao's cold eyes gazed on him again.
The man was shocked, and he said, ”What is it? Do you want to blow it for me tonight because you are so happy to get the treasure?”
Things were already so intense, yet this man actually still kept trying to provoke Master Xiao, and it was becoming more and more undisguised.
He was apparently going to tease Master Xiao to the end of his life.
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