740 Erhuo 1 (1/2)
[Hmmm…]
The teeth were new, but Ye Xiao didn’t feel they were lovely at all. Those were some really sharp teeth!
That sharp cold glow shining at the point of the teeth proved it all!
The cat wasn’t just horrible with its claws, also with its teeth!
”What? No? You don’t like it?” Ye Xiao asked. Of course, he knew it didn’t like it.
The cat stared at its vile master. [Would you like a name like that? Like it? You feces scroll!]
”Not this, not that. Why are you so picky…” Ye Xiao frowned. ”You obviously understand what I say, yet you just don’t talk. There must be problems on you! Speak! Is it?”
The cat was furious at the moment. It knew he was making fun of it. It just turned around, grabbed its tail and bit it.
[I… I am not going to face this stupid prick.]
”Dog Sh*t! How about that?” Ye Xiao asked.
”MEOW!” That was a no.
[Can’t you think of something irrelevant to sh*t and feces!]
”Fine. Let’s make it cooler! Dragon Pee! How about it! Huh!” Ye Xiao asked.
”MEOWWWWW!” It burst in anger.
[God damn it! After sh*ts and feces, now you bring pee! Can’t you stop being so filthy?]
The cat made a long sound. That was a strong protest. It grabbed Ye Xiao’s arm with one claw and bit on it with the sharp teeth. That was fierce.
”Ah oh my god! If you bite me, you are Dog Sh*t from now on!” Ye Xiao threatened!
The cat hesitated. It thought for a while and it figured that it was too difficult to accept such a name, so it let loose of Ye Xiao’s arm. It slowly raised its head and made a sound to Ye Xiao in a piteous voice. It actually fondled Ye Xiao’s arm with its soft paw as an apology.
It kept rubbing Ye Xiao’s arms with its tiny head. It was fawning.
[Please… I don’t want that name… Please… I don’t want it… Give me a nice one… Please…]
The little cat stared at Ye Xiao with two flattering and watery eyes.
Ye Xiao nearly laughed out loud. A cat trying to flatter him in a human’s way… that was… so hilarious.
”Look at you. Flattering your master just after you are born. That is rare. That is so silly.” Ye Xiao said. ”I am sure you are a silly cat! Now. I have a decision! Your name is Erhuo!”
The cat gritted its teeth. It kept jumping up and down to protest. It swayed its tail and tried to flatter Ye Xiao…
However, Ye Xiao was cold. That was the final decision.
”Erhuo it is! I won’t change it!” Ye Xiao threatened it, ”If you really want me to change it, I will change it to Dog Sh*t! Just pick one! Dog Sh*t or Erhuo! You make the call!”
That cat was still protesting.
However, the protest failed. It had to pick one among the two options. No negotiation!
After a while, the cat opened its eyes big, staring at Ye Xiao with anger and sorrow. Suddenly, it made a sound ‘meow’ from deep in its throat… It completely lost hope as it just lowered its head.
It looked extremely weak while lying in Ye Xiao’s arms as if it was sick.
Did it… just give in to it?
It figured it had been tied up with a bad guy.
Ye Xiao felt so good as he won this combat. That was a milestone for him after all. He laughed and then started to tease the little cat in his arms…
However, Erhuo (ahem, let’s call it Erhuo from now on) lowered its head like it was dying. It had no reaction to Ye Xiao at all.
[Fine. You give me such a stupid name. I won’t talk to you anymore!]