102 Gu Jinlong, The Enemy (1/2)
Ye Xiao only felt that his hands had been fully wrapped with two big fat pieces of meat. Those were definitely the same as the meat of a pig’s ass…
Wan Zhenghao’s facial features all huddled together with an ebullient smile. The fat on his face was trembling, and his fat belly was quivering. The fat on his shoulder was also shaking, and the meat on his leg was also shaking even after he had stood still for quite a while…
As for his ass… Oh. We better not talk about it…
Ye Xiao saw all of those and his face showed an extremely strange look. He murmured, “You have actually lost your weight these days…”
He felt like there were a million Cao Ni Horses [1] that were covered by shxt roaring past his mind.
[Now you said you had lost your weight when your are actually fat like this…
What will pigs say about it?]
“Oh… Huo, huo, huo… Manager Wan… Boss Wan… You…” Ye Xiao suddenly stopped. After an instant thought, he raised his left hand and covered his mouth right away. It was Ye Xiao’s fastest action, yet it was still a little late. - Kacha!-
It was the sound of… his chin that was nearly dislocated!
It was true!
It was no exaggeration!
His chin was about to be dislocated!
The Xiao Monarch was experiencing a second life now, but it was his first time to see such a “giant thing”! And the “giant thing” was a person…
So he couldn’t help but to open his mouth when he saw the man.
So… When he rapidly opened his mouth, he almost disgraced himself by breaking his own chin. It was lucky that he stopped his mouth so quickly…
Wan Zhenghao was truly the first person who could actually make the Xiao Monarch act ludicrously like this!
Ye Xiao hurriedly held his chin, yet he still spoke out some words. But he had spoken with unclear articulation and made a ‘heh heh heh’ sound along with a ‘huo huo huo’…
However, it really wasn’t his fault. Wan Zhenghao’s size had really broken the limits of his imagination and had truly gone too far from being a human!
Ye Xiao dared to bet that even if Wan Zhenghao knew nothing about martial arts, he could stay unharmed being punched by a superior cultivator at the Grade of Renyuan! It would at most hit in his fat, but definitely not his bones!
Ye Xiao smiled and vigorously drew back his right hand.
When his hand got out, he felt his hand was oily, as if it was covered in grease.
That was so embarrassing! Extremely embarrassing!
“Hahahaha…” Wan Zhenghao didn’t notice anything wrong at all and laughed, “Please, Brother Feng. To the upper floor… Hahaha. I have some good tea that had been kept for thousands of years… I like making friends very much. Especially with some brilliant people like you. It is truly much better after seeing you than hearing about you. Hahaha. I wish for a good friend like you…”
He wouldn’t stop talking after he opened his mouth
[Some thousands of years old tea… That must have become dust.]
Ye Xiao found that he completely had no chance to talk back.
Wan Zhenghao was an experienced man. Apparently, he clearly knew how his fat image would shock people, so he laughed and said, “Everything is good about me, except my weight. Haha. Well, there is really nothing I can do about it. No matter what I eat, it will put on my weight. I have tried going on a hunger strike, but it didn’t work. I got fat like always. So I just keep it as what it is. I wonder to what extent my body could grow fatter…”
He was stepping on the stairs and the stairs squeaked. Apparently, the stairs were overwhelmed.
“… Gradually, my body became what it is now…” They finally got to the second floor and Wan Zhenghao was gasping, “… Well it was just about 700 kilograms. Forgive my jeer.”
“Awesome!”
Ye Xiao finally got a chance to talk, so he spoke out a word with sincerity. That was the truth of what he felt in his heart.
[700 kilograms…]
“No. It is not a jeer. I have to say that in every area, there is always a brilliant person. Every profession produces its own leading authority… In the profession of ‘weight’, I believe you must be the No. 1 in the history! You deserve it!”
Ye Xiao spoke with sincerity.
He was not flattering. He was expressing his true feeling. There were only things that you couldn’t imagine, not things that couldn’t be possible. Nothing was too strange in the world!
[A man can actually be so fat… That is truly an oddity in the history.]
Wan Zhenghao laughed, “What a shame that the royal court never considered “weight” as a test to recruit new members. Otherwise, I could defeat anyone in the whole world and the entire history!”
“By just a smile, you could certainly win!” Ye Xiao was admiring.
They were chatting while walking to the tea room. In the tea room, Ye Xiao didn’t release his caution. Instead, he became cautious to a great extent.
Because he saw a man.
A middle-aged man who had three streams of black facial hair fluttering in front of his chest. His face was emaciated, and his body was strong. He was dressed in cyan like a man from the heavens!
He looked like a middle-aged man that meant no harm to anybody!
At the moment, the man was looking at Ye Xiao with a smile. He gently greeted Ye Xiao first, “Mr. Feng?”
Ye Xiao lowered his sight looking at the chair. And then he walked to it and sat down. He looked up again and asked, “And this is…”
His face looked calm, yet his eyes were filled with confusion.
In fact, his heart was not peaceful at all!