76 Your Father Is a Peerless Figure! (2/2)

[What did the old fool say. He actually wanted to feed the dogs his own son-in-law’s pxnis… What a fool!]

Ye Xiao was stunned. He was at a loss.

[Why… why is he so emotional?

The former owner of my body was not a good kid. That is true. But no matter how bad he was, he was just a teenager. How bad could he possibly be? Is it necessary to curse him like that?]

As Prince Hua-Yang talked like that, Ye Xiao was like a scourge that was hated by both man and god!

Prince Hua-Yang stopped and sighed.

“In those years…” It looked like he was once again experiencing the battles from those days.

“That year, I led the army against the Kingdom of Lan-Feng. In an attempt to rescue the besieged 30 thousand brothers of mine, I raided the enemy’s troops. That time, the Kingdom of Lan-Feng had discovered my raid. They set up a trap and were waiting for me to fall in it. What I did was to actually lead my men to their deaths…”

“When I thought we were all going to die there, a man in white wearing a mask suddenly appeared. He came from the sky with only a sword. He landed in the middle of the 300 thousand soldiers of the Kingdom of Lan-Feng and led me to slash a path out of it.”

“With the help of this marvelous cultivator, I actually survived. The most important thing was that, if he didn’t show up that time, that would be a big failure of mine. The invincible Military God? It would have been a joke already!”

“That day, the sun bled into the sky. Hundreds of thousands of soldiers were fighting in the final battle of the war.” He raised his head and stared at the sky through the window. He spoke gently, “The blood had dyed the ground. Every soldier of either side had went mad because of killing. At that time, an impatient and vigorous voice echoed, ‘Who is Su Dingguo?’”

“The voice came from far away, but everyone in the battle heard it. It was a battle of hundreds of thousands people! Even a thunder was insignificant at that moment… However, that voice had made all the soldiers stop fighting at the same time!”

“I was among my men. I thought that there was a superior cultivator in the enemy’s troops, and he wanted to kill me in order to capture my flag. Even though I knew I would never have a chance to defeat such a superior cultivator, I couldn’t lower my head in front of all my men. So I answered loudly, ‘I am Su Dingguo! Speak your name! I never kill a man with no name!’”

When he spoke of these events, Prince Hua-Yang felt like he was seeing the gruesome scenes of that battle once again. His voice became terrified, and his face horribly distorted.

Su Yeyue was overtaken by worry, so she held her father’s hand.

Prince Hua-Yang took a deep breath and calmed down. He laughed and said, “Damn it… ‘Never kill a man with no name’ my ass. With a single battle, I had killed more than one thousand men without knowing any of their names. What I said was just to boost my courage. The man was too strong for me. His strength was in a level that I had never known about. A general shouldn’t fear death during the battle, however, dealing with a powerful enemy like that, I felt terrified…”

Ye Xiao was surprised that his father-in-law was so cute that he actually told them his innermost thoughts and feelings... as well as his disgraceful experience!

“… That voice then spoke, ‘You are Su Dingguo? Good. Let me give you a gift.’ And then I saw a sword light rushing over from the peak of a mountain. At that moment, because of the shining sword light, the sun seemed to lose its glow… The sword light was getting bigger and bigger, longer and longer, harder and harder… Finally, it reached the… crowd!”

Prince Hua-Yang was fascinated. Recalling the sword light in that battle, he was filled with enjoyment.

Princess Hua-Yang must have thought about something naughty as a blush appeared on her face. She looked at Prince Hua-Yang with embarrassment and then lowered her head immediately. She was murmuring, “Shameless old bastard!”

Ye Xiao was holding the cup and touching his lower jaw with a look of “I am listening and thinking”.

In his heart, he felt very curious, [Longer and longer? Bigger and bigger? Harder and harder…

Was he really talking about the sword light?]

He couldn’t help looking down on his crotch…

And then he coughed and said, “Admirable! Admirable!” He raised the cup and drank.

Prince Hua-Yang was lost in the memory of the old days. He was shaking his head slowly and murmuring. He didn’t know he had described the sword light in an inappropriate way.

Obviously, that battle was the greatest honor of Prince Hua-Yang!

“That sword move slaughtered those men like crushing dry weeds and smashing rotten wood [1]!” Prince Hua-Yang sighed, “People always said that the army slaughters its adversaries as easy as crushing dry weeds and smashing rotten wood… After that, I witnessed what crushing dry weeds and smashing rotten wood truly means! That was the real glow of a peerless expert!”

“After that light slashed down, thousands of men had already fallen while he calmly stood there. I discovered that the man’s clothes were still clean and white!”

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[1] Crushing dry weeds and smashing rotten wood (摧枯拉朽) means destroy things easily with irresistible force.