1417 Do You Want Another Slap? (1/2)

Bite marks, scratches and curious blotches of slobby liquid were strewn all over the pillar. There was even a hole the size of a finger, covered in a strange, sticky fluid.

”I... I dare not tell you.”

Old Meng looked down at the floor.

”My Old Meng, you watched me grow up. After all this time... there's been no inhibitions between us! No matter what you say, I won't blame you, eh?” Ximen Dingjun said.

”Oh? Hmm... If that's the case, then I will tell you.” Old Meng gulped. ”That pillar is your beautiful woman.”

”What? The pillar is a woman? Old Meng, are you alright? This joke is not funny at all!”

Ximen Dingjun frowned.

”I'm not joking,” said Old Meng. ”You were hugging and humping that pillar the whole night.”

”What?! I humped the pillar the whole night? Why did that happen?”

”It's true.” Old Meng explained, ”The medicinal wine was too strong, and it probably made you hallucinate. Before I could bring Wenren Muyue to you, you had already began to unleash yourself on the pillar.”

”Oh,” Ximen Dingjun felt faint, as if the world had ended and he was going to have a heart attack. ”Now that you've mentioned it, it suddenly feels sore down there.

He could feel a sharp, throbbing pain coming from his crotch. When he looked down, he could see that the skin on his privates had been rubbed raw.

He then looked at the finger-sized holes on the pillar. It matched his measurements. Perfectly.

With all this hard evidence, Ximen Dingjun could not deny the horrific truth.

”Why didn't you stop me, huh? You are my personal bodyguard! How could you just stand there and do nothing while I did something so stupid!”

Ximen Dingjun's face was red and his voice laced with spikes.

”No, look. I was going to stop you but you know what? Mr. Chen told me that if I stopped you while you are in the middle of it, it would be even more problematic the next time!” Old Meng said in almost a whisper.

”Mr. Chen? Oh that motherf*cker! Get that Chen over here now! I want to beat him up and tear up his skin!!!” Ximen Dingjun roared.

”You can't do that, my ninth young lord!” Old Meng said. ”Even though you sustained some light injuries, your medical conditioned seems to have improved! Ain't that right, my lord?”

”My medical condition huh?” Ximen Dingjun paused to think.

What Old Meng said was all true though. Back then, he could not even get hard, but last night he was able to make a hole in the pillar! Also, he used to always peak in less than a minute but last night, he humped the pillar and lasted all night long!

It would seem that this was thanks to the astonishing effects of the Dragon Dick Moonshine that he had been given!

”Since you are not fully cured yet, offending Mr. Chen now is not the wisest choice!” Old Meng said, coughing.

Clearly, this old man was quite fond of Chen Xiaobei and was speaking on behalf of him.

Had Lu Changwei been there, he would surely add insult to injury, making sure that Chen Xiaobei was put in a tight spot.

”Mm, what you say makes sense, Old Meng! Argh!!! I cannot offend that Chen guy now!” Ximen Dingjun frowned. ”But I didn't get to taste Wenren Muyue! I'm really not happy about that!”

”You will still get your chance next time!” Old Meng smiled. ”Right now, what you really need is to focus on getting better, okay? Oh, and also collect the Overgrown Forest's hidden treasure as soon as possible!”

”Overgrown Forest's hidden treasure? Didn't that idiot Lu Changwei say he was going to give it to me today? Where is he?” Ximen Dingjun asked.