505 Super Fated (2/2)

Chen Xiaobei: Are you saying that I should thank you for messing up my fate? (Glare, Glare, Glare, Glare)

”Stupid f*ck! Such a useless old fart! I'll never ask any favor from him anymore! There'll be a chance that he will even join my thread with another unknown being…Oh god…”

Chen Xiaobei was so frustrated that he could not stop pulling his hair. The Moon Lord's silence was not helping either. Only he would know where he went.

Chen Xiaobei put down the phone and groomed himself a little before picking it up again.

Moon Lord: God Chen Xiaobei! You'd really need to thank me now! No! You need to thank me with all your heart! (Sunglass smirking)

Chen Xiaobei: Thank my ass! You're such a thick-faced old man! How dare you ask me to thank you when you messed up my fate! (Glare)

Moon Lord: Hey hey. Listen to me before you say anything. The girl that you were with last night. Was she extremely pretty and still a virgin?

Chen Xiaobei: Uhm…That's right…But that's me being lucky, to begin with! Who knows what will you link me to next! I'll be damned if there's a dinosaur coming to my bed!

Moon Lord: There you go again. Listen to me. Your luck has always been good. The girl that you spent the night with has increased your fate count! It's now more than 10 times the amount now!

Chen Xiaobei: Fate count? 10 times the amount? What is that? (Surprise)

Moon Lord: It's simple. I'll cut to the chase. That girl can bring you some really really really really really good luck!

Chen Xiaobei: Bring me good luck? Do you mean even after marriage?

Moon Lord: Something like that. But it's not the same kind of luck! It's really really really really good luck! This kind of paring only exists once every a few hundred years! Like that the famous Liu Pang and Lu Zhi! Once the both of you got together, you could even become the world's king and queen!

Chen Xiaobei: Hey. Are you daft? There's no such thing as kings and queens in this era.

Moon Lord: That's true but you need to understand this. Even if I want to pair the both of you, I could never have found the perfect match in the middle of billions of humans around! The only reason behind this super fate is FATE itself! I am to report this matter to the Jade Emperor soon!

Chen Xiaobei: F*ck! This is awesome! What is the woman's name! Please tell me!

Moon Lord: I'm sorry. I cannot reveal this to you. I can never tamper with such a special fate. You must find her yourself! If I do reveal it to you, karma will seek us out!

Chen Xiaobei: Damn…I don't even know her name. How do I even seek her out in the first place!

Moon Lord: Young man. There's no such thing as a difficult task in the world, only ill-willed humans. This old man needs to report to the Jade Emperor. Such a wonderous super fate will definitely rock the heavens!

After that last message, the Moon Lord stopped replying.

Chen Xiaobei sat down on the unkempt bed and stared at nothingness.

”How do I find a single girl in a sea of humans…”

*Ring…*

Chen Xiaobei's phone rang in his hand and he quickly picked it up. Since there was no way for him to search the goddess at that very moment, he thought that he should just drop the matter.

”Hello there little Wenyuan, why aren't you sleeping still? I'm surprised that you would call me at such early hours,” said Chen Xiaobei while smiling.

”Hehe. Ever since I came to the Dragon City, I have never overslept again! I'm diligently working every single day!”

”That's nice to hear. How's your work? Future superstar?”

”I'm going to film a movie tomorrow! It's going to be my first debut! Xiaobei hubby! Would you come and cheer for me?” said Wenyuan seductively.

”Sure! I'll definitely be there!” said Chen Xiaobei.

Translator Note:

[1]: Red Thread: It's a Chinese believe that if a person is fated to the other, a red thread will link them both together. The Moon Lord is the god that determines that connection.