397 The Red Envelope Group Is Really Helping Me Ou (1/2)
NeZha: I have an idea! Snatch my Red Envelope!
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from NeZha! You have received a Fire Wheel replica. It has been stored in your treasure chest!
NeZha: God Chen! I'm giving you this because you're not strong enough to use the real Fire Wheel yet. This replica is a little slower than the genuine article, but it could get where you want to be in two to three minutes!
Chen XIaobei: Thanks, Third Prince! Two to three minutes is good enough!
Chen XIaobei opened his treasure chest immediately.
Ding!
[Replica Fire Wheel; created by NeZha when he was learning basic crafting. It's a low-level item and can only be used once! Do you want to take it?]
”Yes!” Chen Xiaobei tapped the screen of his cell phone, and two rays of light filled the room. A pair of golden wheels shrouded in flames appeared; it looked so much more beautiful than the one he saw on TV.
”I think all I need to do is stand on it…”
There was no time for him to go on a test run, and so he mounted it without a second thought. The Fire Wheel was far steadier than he expected; the flames it was covered in did not hurt either. Putting on his Nightstalker Outfit, he controlled the Fire Wheel and instantly shot out of the window.
*Whoooosh*
Chen Xiaobei could feel the wind bombarding his face as he flew like Superman across the night sky. It felt like a dream, but he did not waste his time dwelling in it and quickly returned to the Red Envelope Group.
Chen Xiaobei: My enemy is more powerful than I am. I need something to defeat him!
Xiao Tianquan: I can help. Snatch my Red Envelope!
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xiao Tianquan! You have received a Heavenly Dog Collar. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Chen Xiaobei: Thank you Xiao Tianquan! I'll also need something to punish a disgusting pervert…
Yanwang: Just cut his genitals off like we do in hell! We also slice off the tongues of wrongdoers, nice and clean.
Chen Xiaobei: No! Cutting his genitals off is showing mercy to him.
Monkey King: You could ask Wei Xiaobao about it!
Wei Xiaobao: I'm here. I have exactly what you need, God Chen. Snatch my Red Envelope.
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Wei Xiaobao! You have received a bottle of Skybreaking Pillar. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
Chen Xiaobei: Skybreaking Pillar? Sounds awesome. What is that?
Wei Xiaobao: It's a type of poison concocted by yours truly! I have mixed in legendary aphrodisiacs such as the Fuck-Me-Senseless Powder, I-Love-A-Thick-And-Big-Pillar, and forty-nine others!
Chen Xiaobei: I see… So, what does this poison do?
Wei Xiaobao: They are extremely potent love drugs, and no one could survive. Even the largest and longest penis in this world will crack and explode! (Evil Laugh)
Chen Xiaobei: Damn! That's evil!
Wei Xiaobao: But I'm not done yet! The poison is almost incurable, and the victim's penis will crack again if he thinks about sex again after he recovers! He'll bleed worse than a woman in period! (Evil Laugh)