293 Chat Group Members Are Asking For My Moonshine (1/2)
[Damn! Damn! Damn! The Treasure of Kidney did wonders for my body! My waist did not get worn out, and my legs do not hurt anymore! I don’t even sweat after seven rounds of battles on the bed!]
[My wife used to burn joss stick to time me when we have sex! After taking the Treasure of Kidney, my wife uses a candle to time me now!]
[My Bro Bei is super reliable! More reliable than all those TV commercials!]
[Products from Bro Bei are really high in quality!]
[I want it too…I want it too…]
Just as Chen expected, the Treasure of Kidney received all kinds of good reviews when it hit the market. All three hundred thousand Chen’s fans were sharing it with their friends and families. Plus, Chen’s advertisement was really creative and profound. It went viral instantly. The number of his fans was increasing at an incredible speed. Soon, it will reach three hundred and thirty thousand fans. On the other hand, Zhang was thrilled as well.
The order of one hundred thousand bottles of Treasure of Kidney had sold out completely. Now, he has received another order of one hundred thousand bottles of Treasure of Kidney! The size of the factory limited the production line. The order will be multiplied by folds if the factory is bigger in size.
Zhang proposed expanding the factory. His goal was to make it possible for the Treasure of Kidney to be sold throughout the whole country! Asia! The whole world! However, Chen rejected Zhang’s proposal. After all, there was only one dragon dick. Unless Chen manages to get more dragon dick from NeZha, things won’t change.
Also, Chen was worried that the King of Dragon might come to earth to look for him, if he can’t win the fight against NeZha. By that time, earth might experience another great flood. It was a terrifying thought. Thus, Chen did not accept Zhang’s proposal. Besides that, the profit from selling the Treasure of kidney was already lucrative enough. After deducting the cost of electricity, water, workers’ wages, packaging and other miscellaneous costs, Chen would receive approximately ten million per month. The total annual profit would be one hundred and twenty million!
Chen was extremely excited after doing some simple calculations. All of a sudden, Chen’s cell phone vibrated.
Ding!
[You have received a message from Bull Demon King!]
”Eh? Why did this guy look for me out of the blue? I was planning to look for him, actually!” Chen raised his eyebrows and opened up the message.
Bull Demon King: God Chen, are you there? (Grinning)
Chen: I’m here. What’s up?
Bull Demon King: Yesterday, I went to Mount Huaguo to have a drink with my brother; Monkey King. He served me the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine that you brewed!
Chen: I see. How was the taste?
Bull Demon King: Freaking awesome! That taste! I have no words to describe it! One word; Super Duper Magnificent! (Thumbs up)
Chen: Bro, was your physical education teacher also your Mathematics teacher?
Bull Demon King: What is Mathematics? (Stunned)
Chen: Er…Nothing…Continue with what you want to say.
Bull Demon King: Not only does it taste good, it is beyond effective as well! I went to look for Silver Fox after that, and she achieved multiple orgasms with me on the bed! My Princess Iron Fan was really happy with my performance as well! (Evil smile)
Chen: *Cough* Bro, can you get straight to the point?
Bull Demon King: I wanted to say your moonshine had helped me gain back my long-lost confidence and dignity! So, I would like to ask for more Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine from you? (Begging emoji)
Chen: *Cough!* There’s no free lunch in this world! Get something to trade with me if you want more of my moonshine!
Bull Demon King: God Chen, what do you need? I’m actually pretty poor… (Pity emoji)
Chen: I don’t need anything expensive. All I want is Heavenly Pet Food! I believe that what I ask for is within reason!