248 I’ve Received A Dragon’s Private Par (1/2)
”Damn! Here I come!”
Both of Chen’s eyes were shining. He poured all his strength into tapping his cellphone.
”Damn! I got the first Red Envelope of the night! This is what I call overpowering luck!”
Chen was so shocked when he tapped on his cellphone. He knew that his luck increased tremendously recently, but this is definitely an awesome way of showing off his luck! He got really excited. His eyes couldn’t move away from the cellphone screen.
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from NeZha successfully! You have received a dragon dick! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
”Dragon??? Dick???”
Chen was petrified. His excitement turned into disappointment. He almost spat blood on the ceiling!
A dick!
What the hell!
Why dragon dick! I would rather get something else!
”This must be an illusion…An illusion! Maybe the dragon part that I just snatched is dragon tendon in disguise! It must be!”
Chen consoled himself and opened his treasure chest slowly. A golden, bright light shone through his cellphone screen! It almost blinded him! It was a golden pillar, shaped like dragon’s dick! That shape! That dickhead! That smell! Chen could even smell it through the cellphone screen.
Ding!
[Dragon Dick! Extremely nutritious! Extremely nutritious! Extremely nutritious! Important things must be repeated three times! Do you want to withdraw it?]
Damn! It’s really a dragon dick that I snatched just now!”
Chen almost burst into tears. Initially, he was planning to snatch some dragon meat to nourish his parents’ bodies.
Great!
Who will eat this thing? How do I even begin to consume it?!
Are you really asking me to eat it like a corn?
The scene of eating a dragon dick is just too damn beautiful to imagine! It is true that every single part of a dragon is extremely precious! They say that the dragon’s dick is the most valuable part among all the other parts!
But…
Chen lost all his appetite once he thought about the function of a dragon dick. He even felt like vomiting.
”Sigh...I should go to the group and exchange it for something else with someone else…Maybe someone in the group who likes the taste dicks…”
Chen was really upset by it.
All the Red Envelopes were gone when he dived back into the group again. Everyone was talking about the dragon parts that they just snatched.
Yanwang: My wish came true! I got ten pounds of dragon meat! Thank you, Third Prince! (Salivating)
God Chejiao: Twenty pounds of dragon steak exchange for dragon’s leg tendon! PM me if you want to make the trade with me!
Xiao Tianquan: I will change with you! I will change with you! Dragon steak has always been my favorite! And, I have dragon’s leg tendon with me!
Bull Demon King: Hahaha…! I received thirty thousand dragon scales! This is so awesome! It’s more than enough to make three sets of dragon armor!
Monkey King: Don’t just stand there and laugh like an idiot! I will take my dragon heart in exchange for ten thousand dragon scales!
Bull Demon King: Psst…Dragon heart is some good stuff! I will change with you! (Surprise)
God Erlang: My Bull brother! I want to use my dragon fur to exchange for your ten thousand dragon scales!
Bull Demon King: Dragon Fur? That is some useless shit! Nope! I won’t exchange with you! Get lost! (Rolled eyes)
God Erlang: What the hell! Why did I get such useless part when the rest of you received all the useful part? This is not fair at all! (Sobbing)
Monkey King: Eh? If God Erlang got the most useless part, who got the most precious part?!
NeZha: Haha! Let me reveal the luckiest person in this Red Envelope! It’s God Chen!