Chapter 185 - 185. Academy (1/2)
the academy simply put was a waste of damn time they basically only blabbed about how great the village was and it's history and when we finally did learn anything it was simple basic like how to throw a shuriken or how to use kunai. the taijutsu stances were absolute garbage. there wasn't anything good. there was no kenjutsu for swords there were only the 3 basic Justus. henge, basic clones, and replacement. it was all crap. I basically sent a shadow clone for me and hinata and I taught her in my kamui world the girl was dead set on being my wife when she grew up and if I couldn't trust her I probably couldn't trust anyone here. she already knew about the fox ordeal. and just thought the villagers were stupid. we made like 100x the progress together than we would at school. I taught her advanced Chakra exercises and helped her in hand to hand.
other than her and rock Lee the only other person I hung out with was anko mitarashi the snake mistress of konoha. A lot of the village hated her because she was the student of the traitor sannin orocimaru. what they don't know is she was basically used as a test subject then thrown away. I like to tease her it's quite fun.
Other than that I play the village prankster painting the hokage mountain causing chaos anywhere I go. sleeping in classes and snoring extra loud if I do go. eating cinnamon buns and dango with hinata and anko. sparring with rock Lee and doing strange challenges like running around the village on our hands 200 times or 100 games of rock paper scissors. absolutely failing every single test and combat trial with the worst scores. and all this continues for years.
It's finally the day for graduation. everyone gets called up and then it's my turn I actually pull it all off fine not doing too good or too bad just passing. if I do too good people will call me a Cheater but if I do too bad then I'll just fail for no reason. after that I get my headband however I get mine as a belt. much better.
After class I'm approached by the teacher who absolutely hates me ”nice job passing the test Ryan I have a little extra test you can do to become a special genin what do you say want to try you'd really make iruka proud.”
” oh wow teacher mizuki that sounds amazing what do I have to do?”
”it's very simple all you have to do is steal the secret scroll of hidden Justus from the hokage office and then bring it to me and you pass.”
”Allright I'm on it!” I shout and run off to the hokage tower. does he take me for a dumbass?
I tell the old man straight up and he's captured for interrogation and I'm again rewarded another a rank mission. noice.
The next day out squads are chosen and sadly I get the dream team. Sakura haruno and Sasuke Uchiha lovely. hinata looks at me in pity I get the banshee and the emo. I head to sleep our jonin instructor won't be here for 3 hours atleast.
After Kakashi finally arrives with a classic bullshit excuse we head up to to roof to discuss our hopes and dreams. Sasuke wants revenge Sakura wants Sasuke and I just want bacon and to spread chaos. and everyone looks at me like I'm insane.
After that we head our separate ways after some crap about not eating in the morning or we might be sick what bs.
the next day after a nice meal at home I show up 2 hours and 45 minutes after the other 2 and just ignore them. I'm in nice new clothes that aren't fucking orange. I've got a basic black and blue set up with a ninjato. metal plated fingerless gloves my throwing knives and a hidden dagger. I also have some seals on me with spare gear.
15 minutes later Kakashi shows up with an excuse about getting lost on the road to life or something. then our test to become ninjas begin.