Chapter 172 - 172. proper gear. (1/2)

I woke up to what appeared to be a sleeping hestia drooling up a lake on my chest. she was half laying on me half laying on the bed and the blankets had been kicked off somewhere else, such horrible sleeping posture. I started pinching her cheeks.

She started to stir and looked at me in a daze before climbing fully on top of me and going right back to sleep.

”ugh lazy goddess.” I tried to move her off to the side so I could get up but she wasn't having any of it apparently. so I just used my inventory to swap out shirts and proceeded to carry her like a sack of potatoes over my shoulder down to the kitchen.

I just plopped her down on top of the kitchen table where she continued to sleep and started making some breakfast the most important meal of the day kids. I made some bacon some sausages, some buttered toast, a few eggs, some bacon, a few hash browns and some bacon. I turned around to put it all on the table only to see an eager and drooling hestia holding a knife and fork staring at the food with shimmering eyes.

The food was gone so fast I had wondered if I even made it I was barely even able to get any bacon. But judging by the little goddesses bulging belly and toast crumbs covering her face I did indeed make food.

lifting up the little glutton we made our way to the living room and I turned on the TV popping on some Rick and Morty. Ignoring the goddess just staring at me with puffed up cheeks. ”So are you going to explain everything that happened yesterday?” she asked with a frustrated look. ”Magic.” I replied

”Magic? I've never seen magic like that what kind is it?” she asked.

”The magical kind of magic.” I replied with a serious face.

..... I felt a soft hand karate chop my head. It was like being hit by a slow moving gust of wind.

”Fueeee!” her glare intensified and she puffed out her cheeks only for me to poke them cause they looked soft and squishy. She let out a pfffbbbtttt noise.

”Yep I mean it's magic can you explain magic in any other way besides magical?” I asked.

She opened her mouth to respond then closed it and then opened it again. ”But magic doesn't work like that!” she said. ”Why?” I asked

She looked confused ”It just doesn't there are magic circles and chants and glowing lights.”

”Why?” I asked.