Chapter 34 - 34. Conspiracy theories (1/2)
Gryffindor had won by one hundred and seventy points to sixty. Harry heard none of this, though. He was being made a cup of strong tea back in Hagrid's hut, with the group. After all near death experiences can all be forgotten with a little bit of tea in England am I right? ”It was Snape,” Daphne was explaining, ”Hermione and I saw him. He was cursing your broomstick, muttering, he wouldn't take his eyes off you.” Now you guys are probably thinking why I still set had Snape set on fire right? Even though that man is a hero in most stories he still a complete dick and this will teach him to score my potions essay with an 87% saying something about spacing and paragraphing I know I'm bad at it but you don't have to point it out (Internal Anime Tears).
”Rubbish,” said Hagrid, who hadn't heard a word of what had gone on next to him in the stands. ”Why would Snape do somethin' like that?” Ryan, Luna, and Hermione looked at one another, wondering what to tell him. Ryan decided on the truth. ”Hagrid I know this may be hard to believe but Snape is jealous of Harry.” everyone is wondering what the hell he is talking about so he just continued on. ”I mean look at it this way” he motions towards Harry's head. ”Have you seen such flowing gentle locks of hair look at this softness this my good sir is the premier stuff and then look at Snape if he jumped in the lake we would have an oil slick the greasy git.” Ryan spews some absolute bullshit. But inwardly they are thinking about how Snape went up in flames super fast. Must be due to extra hair oil. Everyone just decided there might be a little validity and proceeds to ignore him as he pockets all the rock cakes.
Harry decided to tell Hagrid the truth.
”I found out something about him,” he told Hagrid. ”He tried to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween. It bit him. We think he was trying to steal whatever it's guarding.”Hagrid dropped the teapot.
”How do you know about Fluffy?” he said.
”Fluffy!!!” Luna shouts in excitement
”Yeah -- he's mine -- bought him off a Greek chappie I met in the pub las' year -- I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the--”Yes?” said Harry eagerly.
”Now, don't ask me anymore,” said Hagrid gruffly. ”That's top secret, that is.”
”But Snape's trying to steal it.”
”Rubbish,” said Hagrid again. ”Snape's a Hogwarts teacher, he'd do nothin' of the sort.”
Inwardly Ryan disagrees I mean a stone that gives elixir of life and makes gold yeah even if I was the teacher I'd steal that shit and dissappear to the muggle world for like 100 years. Based on what he knows about the stone it keeps your body at the best most fit stage of your life around 22-25ish kind of like a youth potion you don't really age lookwise but once you reach the end of a normal human lifespan it needs to be drunk almost weekly to make sure you don't just kick the bucket and by all means your not immortal you could still be killed by a bad fall down some stairs and your mind goes a little bit wonky after a few hundred years human brains aren't really ment for that after all. I heard the gold production isn't too great it's basically like a pound of gold every 10 or so days. But to everyone else that's fantastic. I a pound of gold costs about $20k that's enough for a middle class house for Half a year of work. you could get insanely rich. for me each gold brick would sell for 1500gp in the shop I got a few from the room of requirements. Ryan snapped out of his get rich quick schemes. ”So why did he just try and kill Harry?” cried Hermione.
The afternoon's events certainly seemed to have changed her mind about Snape. Ryan was working on destroying her religious belief in books are always right and teachers can do no wrong. The world is often corrupt and there's a famous saying that's The victory in history are king and the losers are bandits as most winners just lie and write what they want written in the annals of history.
”I know a jinx when I see one, Hagrid, I've read all about them! You've got to keep eye contact, and Snape wasn't blinking at all, I saw him!” cried out Hermione.
”I'm tellin' yeh, yer wrong!” said Hagrid hotly. ”I don' know why Harry's broom acted like that, but Snape wouldn' try an' kill a student! Now, listen to me, all of yeh -- yer meddlin' in things that don' concern yeh. It's dangerous. You forget that dog, an' you forget what it's guardin', that's between Professor Dumbledore an' Nicolas Flamel--”
”Aha!” said Harry, ”so there's someone called Nicolas Flamel involved, is there?”
Hagrid looked furious with himself.