Chapter 8 - 8. playdate (2/2)
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big fucking erumpet horn if I recall it was a class 5x highly dangerous non tradeable good one reason for that is because it's basically a giant fucking explosive that blew up their house in book 7 now I thought that Pandora was the smart one and knew what it was she come to a standstill and her eyes bulge as I narrow mine at her she seems to get what's going on seers are so good at picking up hints but anyway she gets back into motion and we make our way to the playroom though I can see a bit of sweat on her for head this time she knows damn well that's not a crumple horned snorkack horn I'll try to stuff it in my inventory later I bet we are gunna have a nice talk.
we finally get to the playroom and I see Luna an adorable little blonde haired ball of sunshine just smiling away and giggling while playing with blocks her little golden ringlets bouncing along they set me down in the pen next to her and she automatically crawls near me to get a better look I'm shocked by her physical strength to keep her head from wobbling I really need to step my game up. she starts playing with my fantastic onsie I know right magical tail! she moves on to my cheeks and starts pinching them and poking them. this king is not happy! I let her know so by pinching her cheeks. she only giggles. I've been thwarted once again. I don't think we can have much of a conversation just yet so we have to resort to primitive ways such as playing with blocks and a real moving unicorn doll. magic really is a wonder. I'll have to look later I know everyone else wouldn't be excited but I mean it's magic normal people won't even know this stuff exists I'm going to practice the shit out of lumos later I mean most people would say it's just a light but I'd be like yeah a fucking magic light.
anyway back to the playdate for some reason I feel a sense of impending doom getting closer I look up and see Pandora standing over me with a smile that isn't a smile and I hear the world that sound like a death knoll to my ears.
Pandora: so a harem eh?
chaos panic absolute fear but then out of nowhere by the luck of God my one true title kicks in Shameless. and I reply with absolute confidence known only to kings who never waver in the face of adversity who've dove into battle against countless enemies and come out victorious.
Ryan: y..y..yesss?
I'm doomed before my first birthday I shall perish but I follow the word of my fellows and stood up against insurmountable odds.
THE HAREM MUST BE FED!
my brothers at Webnovel salute my bravery with promises to delete my browser history when I'm gone the trumpets of angels hail my victory from the heavens above and I swear I see a gentle old man giving me a thumbs up as he wipes a tear from his eye I know I've made him proud I see my ancestors clapping in the back welcoming me home.
Pandora: are you done with your internal monologue yet we need to chat.
damn seers and their mystic ways.