Chapter 4 - 4.days go by (2/2)

well now that I'm born I'm actually really tired and slowly start falling asleep in the arms of my mother while she coos at me ah this is the life.

I awake several hours later and I know it's time the moment of judgment the point of no return where a man becomes a baby man it can't be put off any longer no matter how much I dread and cry and throw a tantrum it's inevitable.....

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I've pooped myself and I'm hungry

I start crying and my father does what every father should do and starts to change me I'm mortified but I know it's not the end next he hands me to my mother as she takes out her breast and I just stare at that swollen nipple like it swiped my chicken nuggets and I man up and latch onto and slowly suck the life giving nectar from the bosom of my mother losing all my manly points for this life Noone can ever know this happened (Cassie laughs hysterically in my mind) I've been betrayed.

it tastes okay it's like warm milk I guess.

after the feeding I do what any self respecting baby does and go right back to sleep until the next shame inducing episode.

little did our hero know his shame was posted on webnovel and many fellow heroes would read this laughing at his misfortune.