Vol 1 Chapter 3 (1/2)
Master, if you must fall in love with someone, fall in love with me!
The truth is,Willia, I was able to return with Shuoxue in ot to sneak a slap on William…And he hasn’t even realised it, wakakaka!
I ahtly adventures around St Txarango The irls’ roo found is effortless to entleman like myself commit such ard evil acts? All I do is steal Harry’s collection
“Recently,class
I sit with him at the same table, in the corner of the classroom The two of us are of the same feather, and are anchors for our class in test result rankings so teachers give the seats with the worst visibility of the board to us I can’t help it, even if I was a top student back on earth, why bother learning ht as well use the time to sleep
“There’s a thief huh, I answered
“Maybe… He only stole froold alone Oh! He also stole my cookies, those were baked for me by Monica! I haven’t even tasted one yet”
“This is retribution, divine punishment from God”
“No way, ” Harry replied with fear in his voice, “Is God a jealous single?”
“Who knows”
“Actually what he’s stealing is not a big deal, he only steals the loli books that I don’t read I only got those because they were bundled together withsister books, they hold no value to me”
“What? What do you ht you were dumb but you aren’t just dumb, you are blind and unable to see the treasures before you Letfrom my hometown: Lolis are justice! From now on, buy more loli books”
“No no no, I beg to differ Though everyone has their own kink, broadly speaking, older woht? Men can’t help but to be attracted to women with maternalistic features like their mothers”
(TL: Harry isn’t normal either)
“God, I brought this stupid horse to the water but I can’t make it drink”
(TL: Sos in translation Literal: Weak wood that cannot be carved, lousy earth that cannot hold up a wall)
“Right back at you, having interests that are completely abnormal…”
2 books from Mr Hvaler ended our conversation
Though I like Shuoxue very ht of her
Her blade looks sharp, and the reflection off the bladeI experimented with many objects, and apart fro could be cut Even a tear was ihtly harder The blade was blunt beyond iht, even a stick had more destructive power
This is that sort of thing isn’t it, like a gun of kindness that is unable to fire bullets, is Shuoxue a sword of kindness that is unable to cut anything?
(TL: Not sure is there is a reference for the gun)
A sudden realisation hit me as to why William said with full confidence that I absolutely cannot hurt hied that I am weaker than him but rather that he knows that Shuoxue is so blunt, she cannot even cut clothes
Even though it looks so thin and sharp… Why is it unable to cut anything? It’s curious for reality to have such conflicting results from what is perceived Maybe there is so the blade inpain caertips
“Wu”
There was a scratch on er and bloodstains all over the blade
Eh? How did I scratch e of the blade, it’s still blunt
After a detailed inspection, I noticed that there was a U-shaped chip in the blade near the hilt It was shallow and not easily noticeable When I pressed er to it, the skin immediately tore and blood dripped out
I went to get tissues froot back, the blade was clean and shi+ny with not a speck of blood on it
When I held Shuoxue, the hilt gave me a chill to the bone and the blade seeht
It was clearly hot outside like it should be at the peak of su any dark clouds, resulting in clear blue skies as far as the eye can see
I sed, and raised Shuoxue After doing a quick scan of the roo at a wooden table nearby
The blade passed through the table but I didn’t feel like I had cut anything – Until I touched the table, whereupon it split in 2 and fell to the ground, with traces of ice crystals along the cut
“For destruction of property, it will be a fine of 200 gold pieces”
The head instructor delivered the verdict heartlessly and took away all the gold I was holding and started counting it on the table
“So, sofrom my allowance”
“Then you should have never used the furniture in the room to try your sword on”
Hoould I know that it was cut apart so easily
“Where did you get that white sword?”
“Wi…Soifted it to me”
I nearly blurted out the secret of William’s health before I remembered that it hasn’t been announced yet
“Don’t swing it around wildly again, if you do this again, the fine will be double” The head instructor warned as he stared daggers at me
“Oh… Head instructor, I heard that the na once so please let me off this time I will starve without money”
“You used your nao when you slept in class on your first day in school, did you forget? Mr Hvaler woke you up then but did not send you to stand outside class”
“There was such a thing?”
That seemed to have actually happened! No way, I wasted such a powerful privilege on such a thing
“Un, 200 pieces, the nuly puts the gold pieces one by one into the draith one hand while stroking his long beard that reached his stoold fairies…Why are you still standing here? Get out!”
Those were supposed to be my lovely fairies I walked out of the head instructor’s office despondently What should I do, it’s only the beginning of the ives me an advance on my allowance and Harry frequently updates his collection so I can’t expect him to have much money In this world, the people I know stop there
I will never find blondie for help, not even if I have to starve
First I’ll survive for a few days on the cookies I stole from Harry To be honest, those cookies are really really really terrible When i first tried the I didn’t throw them away then I didn’t expect that they were baked by Ms Monica I thought Harryreally sucks
Instead of filling my stomach, I’m more concerned about Shuoxue I was spot on, she seeic sword Other than the chip, the rest of the blade was blunt to the point it could barely slice bread But after spreading some blood on the blade, the chip will be filled with ice and the blade will eh steel like butter But when the ice at the chip melted, she became as blunt as a stick
Beco blood, it was as if she was sentient
Maybe I shouldn’t call her Shuoxue, maybe I should call her vampire instead
As thesunshi+ne spilled into room, I should still be asleep at this early time when even the birds were still in bed But today I oken by pain from my neck, which felt like I was bitten by a stray cat
“hello master~”
A strange little girl appeared beforehair which seeaps between her hair, her skin could be seen to be white like porcelain as well… I could feel that she wasn’t wearing anything and isting about while straddling me
“So cold…Ouch!”
She bit down into or of a baby at the bottle I could feel rapid blood loss and a lack of oxygen to my brain
“Stop! What are you doing!”
“Just one mouthful, just one mouthful”
Get lost you It took et her offher slips with a satisfied look Her face was still covered with blood stains and it streamed down her neck to her breasts, stomach, and…
“AHHHHHHHHHH Why aren’t you wearing anything!”
(TL: Est from Seirei Tsukai, obvious inspiration is obvious)
“H the face of a child who couldn’t be much older than 10, her ses and desires and eat oes for titles with “Grade Schooler”, “Underage” or “Little Sister” in them whenever you steal erotic books! Now look at this sexy 12-year-old body! You can’t hold back anyht!
(TL: Author really uses transliteration of lolicon, where such cases occur, I will honor the author’s wishes)
“How do you knohat I like!?”
My gentle hard to create!
“Of course I would know, you broughtwith you”
“Ah?”
“After drinking your blood, I awoke from my sluive it 98, the 2meals yesterday It made it a bit bland”
“Wait ait”
I scanned the rooone and only the empty sheath was there
“Are you… Shuoxue?”
“Un!” The little girl nodded with a bright smile as she licked the blood on her lips
“Why are you naked? Is it because of the sheath?”
“Because I feel master likes it that way~ I can create clothes as well”
“Is that so” I pondered for a moment, “Create a school swimsuit”
“Watch”