Chapter 86 - Falling for it (1/2)

Gray would be considered highly intelligent, maybe not a genius, but definitely extremely intelligent. Sadly, he was also impulsive, and when he got an idea in his head he felt almost compelled to follow through with it even if his intelligence was screaming that it was a very bad idea. Part of him probably just wanted to see how bad it would end up. His current idea would never have popped up if he hadn't seen the movie '40 year-old virgin'.

Gray skulked silently over to his nightstand and opened the drawer. He was going to take out all of the condoms, open them up, and spread them out on the bed like they had been used. As soon as he opened the box though, he heard several footsteps coming down the hall followed by a loud knocking on a door.

Outside in the hall, he heard a female soldier yell "Did you take her?!? We're searching your room! You others check the other male dorms!" followed by several shouts of affirmative.

"What the heck is going on at this hour?" Gray thought to himself. He was reminded of the time that Lilly, Miss Maven's little sister, had snuck aboard his truck and wanted to escape to their base out of boredom.

"I wonder if she somehow made it here." Gray thought to himself.

A loud knocking came from Gray's door and this was apparently enough to wake up Yurika who groggily said "Go… away… to… early…"

Gray ended up saying nothing as when he was about to say something, his door was kicked in and a few female soldiers came in with shock batons ready and flipped on the lights.

"We found her!" one of the female soldiers yelled.

"What? Found who?" Gray asked perplexed.

"Silence you criminal pervert!" shouted one of the women angrily.

Gray didn't dare move as these women looked to be about to try and shock him to death.

"We caught him just as he was about to finish the act!" another woman shouted while pointing at what Gray was holding.

Gray's face turned white as he realized he was holding a box of condoms. The female soldier's looked around in shock at what they saw. Yurika's jumpsuit, shirt, and bra were thrown about the room with 2 empty bottles of liquor in the mix and Gray standing at the edge of the bed with a box of condoms in his hand. Gray suddenly realized how bad this actually looked and immediately tried to explain.

"No no no! This isn't what it looks like! She was drunk and I trie_"

Apparently Gray wasn't fast enough with his words as he only remembers the feelings of being shocked repeatedly by the 3 women followed by more women entering his room. Two women went to take Yurika off his bed while the others started encouraging the 3 women with shock batons to shock Gray more.

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?!" A loud booming voice suddenly yelled out through everyone else.

"Major Valen, sir! We caught a pervert kidnapping one of our fellow women and are rescuing her, sir!" One of the female soldiers replied while saluting.

Major Valen looked at the room and then looked at who was getting shocked. "Corporal Wilhelm? Care to explain yourself?"

The women stopped shocking Gray as Major Valen had directed his questions at him. "S-Sir, Major Valen, sir… I was carrying my friend back to her room… but her room was locked… I didn't want to wake anyone up so I brought her back to my room and_"

Gray got shocked again when one of the women shot out "And then stripped her and were about to take advantage of her!"

Major Valen seemed to wait longer than was necessary to intervene as Gray was getting shocked again then finally said "Let him finish!"

"And… and… I put her on my bed and went to sleep on the couch…" Gray managed to barely say.

"Liar! You got her drunk, stripped her, and then were just about to take advantage of her!" One woman said angrily.

Gray curled up as he was expecting to get shocked again and yelled out "She stripped herself! I don't know where she had the bottles but she threw them at me in her sleep just like her clothes!"

"What about those things in your hand then?"

"I… I was going to play a prank on her as revenge for hitting me in the face with those two bottles."

"By taking advantage of her?!?" Another women said fuming with rage causing Gray to get shocked more.

"Ladies, please allow Corporal Wilhelm to finish, wake the lady up and ask her when you can. If he truly tried to take advantage of her, you can shock him as long as you want." Major Valen interjected

"Did any of you ever see the movie '40 year-old Virgin?" Gray said timidly

Everyone looked at each other and all shook their heads. Sadly this kind of movie seemed to be more popular with the male demographic.

"Just look up the 'Condom Trouble' scene from that movie and you'll get it…"

One of the women pulled out a tablet and looked up the clip, Major Valen watched over her shoulder. After the scene everyone looked questionably at Gray.

"And you thought this would be funny son!?!" Major Valen said harshly

"Y-Yes! I mean… No! I mean… Sir, I'm an idiot, sir!"

"Well, you got that part right at least… ladies, please wake up the girl…" Major Valen finally got to see that the girl was Yurika and said "Corporal Winchester? Hmmm, I'm pretty sure it is as Gray, I mean Corporal Wilhelm, says it is if it is this woman. Still, we can't wait around all night, dump some cold water on her!"

Some of the women looked surprised at Major Valen, one even questioned him and said "We can't do that! We should be gentle with her!"

Another woman chimed in "Isn't this just a game, how long does this passed out affect last?"

"It's a simulation so I think it all depends upon how much alcohol was consumed." Another woman added.

"Well, it's just a game, it's not like we're throwing water on her in real life!" With that in mind, a woman grabbed a glass and filled it with water from Gray's sink and dumped it on Yurika.

"Woman overboard! Save my wife!" Yurika said loudly after getting water dumped on her.

Everyone looked at Yurika with an odd expression before one of the women finally asked her "Corporal Winchester, can you tell us what happened? We believe this scum here kidnapped you, stripped you and was about to take advantage of you!" while pointing at Gray.

Yurika cocked her head to one side like a dog that wasn't quite sure what it was hearing then looked at Gray as he was surrounded by the women with shock batons. "Huh? Him? I wish! A bunch of us were out drinking and he was a designated driver."

"Yeah! Then why are you almost naked?" One of the women asked.

"Why wouldn't I be? I always sleep naked." Yurika plainly stated.

"But you were passed out, how did your clothes come off?"

"I'll always take them off even unconsciously, I get to warm in bed otherwise."