10 The Naked Threesome (1/2)
The sun was beating down fiercely on the bungalow and the atmosphere inside was close to stifling. Gladys Pendleton looked at the sliding glass doors leading to the back patio and the garden. They were shut and locked, along with all the windows in the house - just in case.
She squeezed the key to the sliding doors in her hand until it bit into her skin. She knew she had to open those doors to let some air inside. She had checked the bungalow's central air conditioning system, and it wasn't working. Neither did anything electric, including the kitchen stove. Bother!
She had tried to switch on her bedside radio the moment she woke up: she'd wanted to listen to the news, and find what was going on. She heard a sad little pop, and that was it. That was her morning news broadcast.
She was scared, but didn't really have a choice. She had to open the back doors, or they'd suffocate inside. She walked up to the doors, unlocked them, and slid them open.
The cube was still there, right in the middle of the bed of her beloved begonias. The plants were completely destroyed. The flowers that weren't under the cube had been beaten down by the rain: their leaves and stems lay limply in the mud.
She glared at the cube. It was the cube that had caused the power outage, she was sure. It was the cube that brought the rain. It was the cube that had kept her husband awake until the small hours.
He'd shut himself in his study with those horrible things he'd somehow extracted from inside the cube, and did not respond to her entreaties to let her inside. She gave up on him when she heard him snoring behind the locked door.
She glanced at the barbecue briefly, and wondered whether she could boil water on the grill. She decided she would give it a try; it was high time for breakfast, she was hungry.
She would fry a pan of eggs and bacon on the grill as well, and toast some bread. Thank heavens that it was gas! Everyone around had been switching to the new electric barbecue grills with the smoke flavor capsules. But Harold had rejected that.
”There's just no substitute for meat cooked over a flame, bunny,” he'd explained. ”It tastes much better.”
She agreed, though she wished he would stop calling her 'bunny'. She used to like it a lot, but after she'd turned fifty her rump started growing and didn't stop until very recently. When she stood sideways to the mirror, she looked like a bunny on stilts.
Enough! She was still healthy, thank God, and she was going to cook a good, hearty breakfast. She was sure the smell of frying bacon would entice Harold out of his study, too. Harold had a very keen sense of smell, and loved eggs fried with bacon for breakfast.
She was right. He appeared in the doorway to the back yawning and stretching just as she was preparing to load the plates - perfect timing. He was a sight, too. He hadn't shaved or combed, and his long white hair was sticking out in all directions. He looked like an old, mad scientist.
”Look who's here,” she said. shooting him a reproachful look.
”Morning, bunny. Clever of you to cook breakfast on the barbie. Power still out, eh?”
”Yes,” she said curtly. She really wished he would stop calling her 'bunny'.
She didn't get a proper look at him until they were sitting down to eat. Her eyes opened wide. She said:
”Harold!”
”What?”
”You've got a shining blue spot on your head!”
”What, that? There.” He put away his fork and smoothed down his hair, covering the blue spot.
”Harold!”
”I'll explain everything, bunny. But can we east first? I'm famished. And this is delicious. You're a queen.”
”Don't you get cute with me, Harold Pendleton.”
”I'm sorry. I just have to eat first.”
It didn't take long. He vacuumed the food off his plate with such speed that she was only halfway through when he began speaking.
She knew some of it, of course. He'd had to tell her about the objects he got from the cube before she would allow them inside the house. She knew there was plenty to read on the glowing scroll, and she suspected that was how he'd spent the time in his study: reading it.
But she was completely unprepared for what he had to say.
He told her that he'd been to the New World. He told her what it was like. He had to spend a lot of time reassuring her that he was still the same Harold Pendleton she'd married nearly fifty years earlier.
Her eyes narrowed when he told her he had been totally naked throughout the time he'd spent there. She waited patiently until he'd finished, then said:
”Harold Pendleton, you're a fool. It's a prank. An advertising gimmick. Just like those balloons last year. Where if one landed in your backyard and you brought it in, you got a discount. You probably got filmed prancing around buck naked, and they'll use it for some sort of a publicity stunt. That's what it is.”
”Bunny!”
”Don't you 'bunny' me.”
”But bunny -”
”If you call me 'bunny' again, I shall whack you.”
”I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Please forgive me. But don't you understand -”
”No, Harold. I don't understand you at all.”
”But bun - Gladys! You have to believe me!”
”It's that implant. It's made you crazy.”
”Gladys!”
”I'm sorry, Harold. I don't trust you. You have to see a doctor.”
A strange gleam appeared in Harold's eye. He said:
”Well, I'm seeing our doctor today at three. And so are you. The Ramseys are coming over for a visit.”
”But they were here only yesterday!”