Chapter 9 I hereby name you a Bonger! (1/2)
Looking at the stunned expression of the Sect Master, I start to doubt the quality of this drink. There is no way simple booze could knock such an expert out of her shoes like that! I hope it's not something that would dirty her hands just by touching it!
'System, can you analyze the content of this bootle for me?'
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Learning from my previous mistakes, I now barely move my mouth while trying to talk with the gift from the god. Speaking out loud only draws unnecessary attention to me!
”Blop!”
”Analytic option is unable to scan the items that are not in your possession.”
Damn! As always, this shitty system is unreliable! Not even such a simple task is possible for him!
Oh, the older woman put the gourd away. Is this time for my punishment for soiling her hands with such a cheap drink!
Wait, why is she bowing her head to me?
”I'm extremely grateful for such a generous attitude of yours! Sparing the heavenly dew just to treat the wounds of my lowly disciple! I really don't know how my sect could repay you!”
Ugh. How am I supposed to respond to that? Even my bullshit making abilities have their limits!
”Don't sweat it. This is just a drink that my father offered to me as a parting gift before I left my clan. It only held a small sentimental value to me, but compared to the life of another human, it can't be compared at all!”
When I'm unable to utter lies, speaking the truth is the best option. At least, I won't dive deeper into the quagmire of my false story!
”Just a parting gift you say…”
It seems that my words have some effects seeing that even this powerful sect master had to stop for a second, falling into deep thought. Seeing my chance to finally check if the last system upgrade I just wasted so many points on was worth anything, I look at the pulsating '!' in the corner of my view.
As if responding to my will, it enlarges itself and turns into a list with names and descriptions of the items that I somehow acquired.
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Name: Horn of the abyssal rat x7
Thanks to its resistance to all elements, it's a highly valued ingredient in armour making.
Estimated value: 41 golden coins
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Name: Fury's wrath
Fury of the Forbidden Forest heart. The core part of the Forbidden Forest overlord containing the essence of this magical beast. Can be crafted into the core of magical equipment
Estimated value: 4,525 golden coins
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