Chapter 2 Forest encounter (1/2)

You know, I had this really strange dream!

It was about me dying, being reincarnated into another world, receiving a strange God blessing… It felt so real, I could swear it rea… fuck! FOR THE SAKE OF HOLY CITY OF MOTHER FUCKING RU**IA

This wasn't a dream!

Slowly waking up, I see a bigass monster resembling an earth horse staring right into my eyes. While it looks rather docile, the pillars of flames extending from its nostrils every time it exhales makes it looks rather frightening!

”What do you think you are doing so deep in the forbidden Forrest! Did your fiance breake the engagement making you seek death?”

Looking up, I see the most beautiful female in the whole damn world! Long, dark hairs are flowing with the gusts of wind, enveloping the cute face of an adolescent girl. Holding the reins of her mount with her left hand, she wielded a scary-looking sword in the other one.

”What a babe!”

Unintentionally, I let my murican nature leak out along with my voice. As those words reach the girl's ears, her face suddenly turns bright red.

”What did you say! I'm going to kill you!”

Compared to the folks from the good old capital off oil and democracy, this young woman apparently minded her words. Without waiting for Bart's response, she slashed her mount with the reins and stabbed her sword right at me!

Hell no! I'm not gonna die right after reincarnating to this world only because of the undeveloped department of shame in the head of a random beauty!

But what could I do? I had the lowest level of cultivation possible, no different than a common mortal. With that shitty god's gift, all that I could do was to properly scream in the local language!

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Surprisingly, when I crossed my arms on my chest to at least look nice post mortum and screamed on top of my lungs, I felt a strange sensation spreading through my body. It was as if something deep down in the very core of my soul clicked!

At that moment, the woman suddenly stopped. Slowly opening my eyes, I saw her staring at the sky, even when the leaves blocked the view!

Then I heard a plop.

And then another one.

And then a petrifying wailing resounded through the trees.

Lying on my bottom, I tried to look around, but in the dense forest, it was impossible to locate the source of any of those sounds. The plopping intensified with every breath I had, so did the wailing. Surprisingly, the strange cries didn't grow after a certain point, while the plopping was resembling the sound of very heavy rain right now.

And that's when I see what was raining down the earth.

IT WAS THE FCKING BABIES!

Yes! You understood it corretly! Damn babies were falling down to the ground, starting to cry as soon as they touched the ground!

But the worst thing happened when I stared at this unexplainable phenomena. This formerly cute baby started turning into a damn zombie!

At this point, I lost my conviction that this is still a reality. Only when I saw the look of terror on the woman's face, I could acknowledge that this was indeed happening!

”What did you do?”