Chapter 82 Lessons (1/2)

Kyle felt like he is going to corrupt innocent babies right now. This was supposed to be dinner, not a kissing lesson.

”So, how did it feel like, you ask?” Kyle said, rubbing his chin, ”Strange at first. When .. *cough* ... her tongue touched mine, it felt like ... oh, I don't know. It's hard to describe. Wet jelly? A rather harder texture of jelly though.”

Kay and the others tried to imagine it but somehow, couldn't. Kyle took up a bottle of cola and started drinking straight from the bottle.

”But doesn't the tongue get scrapped by the teeth as it goes in?” Kay asked, ”Or did you open your mouth widely so it could go in?”

Kyle got into another coughing fit, tears coming out of his eyes and feeling the gas go up his nose. He really should NOT drink when she's asking questions like these.

Kay continued asking relentlessly, ”So is it just tongues touching? It felt strange at first but got better? What?”

Kyle put up his hands and said, ”I don't know! I pulled back immediately. It was getting too intense and I didn't want her to continue having the wrong idea.”

That part was also true. In fact, they broke up almost immediately as the guy kept wanting to be intimate and even wanted to go all the way. She found out much later that he never really had any feelings for her. Instead, he knew that she had a crush on him and he thought she would be an 'easy target'.

[I'll tell you more in detail privately, okay? Please stop with such questions, Kay. I can't be too detailed here.]

[Okay. Full details, okay?]

[Of course. You just need to ask]

Then Xing Han asked, ”And what about your nose? And teeth? How didn't you smash them together? Like ... whooo BAM!”

Kyle groaned and rubbed his temples. He thought it would stop since Kay agreed to stop asking.

”Well, Xing Han, you're kissing with your lips, not eating. Teeth wouldn't clash unless you're smashing your face right to her face. Also, remember that it's a kiss, not smashing two lips together.”

”You put both of your hands here,” Kyle said as he placed each hand on the corresponding side of Kay's face. The thumb was vertical to the ear and his other four fingers were wrapped around the nape of Kay's neck.

”This way, you can control the speed of when your faces get together. You tilt her head a bit to your left as you tilt your head to the right when you go down for the kiss,” Kyle explained as he demonstated but not actually going very close to Kay's lips.

He then turned back to Xing Hand and ran his thumb over Kay's lower lip, saying, ”You either kiss here,” then ran his thumb over her upper lip, ”or here”.

Letting go, he then explained, ”So it's either her bottom lip or upper lip will be inbetween your own lips, and you kiss gently so there is no danger of your teeth clashing if you do it right. Approach her slowly, and not like some speeding truck! Hold her face gently in your hands so you can judge the distance better.”

After the demonstration, Kyle suddenly sat back up straight as he looked at their expressions when they looked at him. Wait. What did he just do?! Kyle groaned internally. The Mum Kylie had kicked in strongly and he unconsciously started into the teaching mode.

”You ... sound very experienced,” Beatrice said, breaking the sudden silence. Then her eyes went wide open, ”Do you mean to say that you continued kissing the girl? Even when you didn't have any feelings for her?”

Kyle shrugged and looked at her sheepishly, ”It wasn't one of my proudest moments, I admit. In my defence, she kissed me first - and I am a normal hot-blooded guy when someone flings themselves at you like that.”

”Experience, huh,” Xing Han said with a smile. He leaned down closer to Kyle, his hand drapped over Kyle's shoulder as he asked, ”So just how long did you kiss her for?”

Just then, the buzzer started beeping, indicating that one of their food was ready. Kyle immediately picked it up and jumped up, running away while saying, ”I got this!!”

”HEY! NO FAIR!” Xing Han shouted and ran after Kyle.

Beatrice looked at Kyle going off, her face conflicted.

”Because of that experience, Kyle is never alone with any girl now,” Kay said softly, but loud enough for Beatrice to hear, ”He may fool about and flirt outrageously, but he doesn't touch any girl. Did you notice?”

Of course, while it was true that Kyle didn't touch girls indiscriminately, it wasn't due to that incident. Rather, he truly did not want them to have the wrong idea. He knew the sort of impact he had on people and he chose the safest route.