Chapter 1911 (1/2)
Despite the grand background, the story of Star Wars is very simple. A poor boy living in the border accidentally sees the message of a princess kidnapped by a villain. Then he resolutely embarks on the journey of saving the princess. Then the poor boy saves the princess, defeats the villain's plot, and justice wins.
Congratulations, Coca Cola.
”Well? Isn't this the man we met before? ”
See on the screen embarrassed fleeing Luke, Elijah can't help but scream.
”Why is he here?”
”Who knows, probably to be a knight to save the princess.”
Fang Zheng yawned and watched as Luke came to a cell, opened the door, went in, talked to a woman for a few words, and then ran out with her. Then both sides were blocked in the door by storm soldiers, and then there was a gunfight, however
”Can these people shoot?”
Looking at the picture on the screen, Xiao Hei is completely speechless. As Archer, she is very proficient in shooting. However, looking at the group of stormtroopers on the opposite side, it is clear that the number of stormtroopers is dominant, and the firepower is quite fierce, but she just can't hit people. Instead, Luke and the hairy monster around him and another man seized the opportunity to fight back and killed several stormtroopers.
In this scene, Xiao Hei felt very uncomfortable and twisted on the sofa, just like the diamond king watching the bronze three dozen promotion competition. He could not help but kick him down.
”Storm soldiers are good at body stroke.”
Fang Zhengdao is not surprised at this. It's not news that storm soldiers can't hit people. It's news that they can't hit people.
At this time, the woman hiding behind Luke snatched the gun in Luke's hand, shot through the garbage, and rushed in, while others followed suit.
”Bad luck for this kid, too.”
Looking at Luke's slightly tangled expression, Fang Zheng also laughs, which is totally different from the orthodox story of ordinary Knights rescuing the princess and then getting married. Although Luke is infatuated with Princess Leia, he has no way to marry her. The reason is simple, because Princess Leia is Luke's sister Ha ha ha ha
Huh? If you think about it, isn't this the science fiction version of dragon eight?
Wang Yuyan: I'm your sister!
Duan Yu: no!!
Duan Yanqing: I'm your father!
Duan Yu: no!!
In fact, in founder's opinion, it's too easy for Darth Vader to make Luke despair. Just take Princess Leia and put her in front of him
Darth Vader: I'm your father!
Luke: no!
Dasvida: sheis yoursister!
Luke: NO！！！！
So, feel the world's malice, despair of the world, Luke threw himself into the dark, everyone is happy, Congratulations, Coca Cola.
But then again, Luke is much worse than Duan Yu. At least Duan Yu finally got married, but Luke died alone, and watched Leia marry hansolo Well, if Duan Yu watched Wang Yuyan and Qiao Feng marry, he would probably find a temple to become a monk himself.
No wonder Luke finally lived in seclusion and died alone.
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng suddenly felt as if he had found the reason why Luke never married and became a dead house.
Just as Fang Zhengfei was thinking about himself, Luke and Princess Leia came down to a broken bridge after the stormtroopers. Then Princess Leia hugged Luke and gave him a kiss. Then they hugged each other and swung past with the help of ropes Well, it seems that there is a smell of close relative X.
It seems exciting?
Finally, Luke and his party ”successfully” escaped from the Death Star fortress and drove the Falcon away quickly. Obi Wan, like in the movie, voluntarily incarnates as the force after a duel with Darth Vader and disappears into the air.
”Shall we help them catch these people?”
At this moment, bee eating Cao Qi also began to ask curiously. Although it was a pleasure to watch a wonderful chase play which was comparable to a movie, bee eating Cao Qi was not a fool. The other party could be regarded as a prison break and a prison escape. If he could help catch those people, he would be able to sell a big favor to the galaxy empire.
”No, they let these guys go on purpose. We just need to watch the play.”
Fang Zheng shook his head. Although the Stormtrooper is a master of body stroke, it is a hindrance, but the fact is that this ”operation” was actually planned by Darth Vader at the beginning. Otherwise, how could those stormtroopers behave like retarded soldiers? In fact, Darth Vader has installed a tracker on the Millennium Falcon, and now it's waiting for them to return to the base and take it all.
In fact, Princess Leia is aware of this, but she has no way, because she needs to immediately crack the construction map of the death star, the biggest terrible fortress of the Empire, and then find out its weakness. This kind of thing can't be done inside the death star, she can only go back to her base. So even if he knew he might be tracked, the Royal Highness still chose to bet.Well, anyway, it has nothing to do with us. Just go to the theatre.
”Squeak -”
not long after Luke and others fled, the door of the room suddenly opened, and then the administrator of Tarkin and Darth Vader came in.
”Ah, dear guests, please follow me.”
Tarkin saluted Fang Zheng respectfully.
”What's the matter?”
”Oh, it's just a little accident. Please rest assured that everything is under control. You may now proceed immediately to Coruscant. Your Majesty the king is waiting for you. Next, we have a mission. I'm afraid we can't continue to escort you. ”