C145 (2/2)
One of the Heaven Soldiers went to catch Niu Xiaobao, and the other one went to catch Chang'e.
The moment the Sky Weapon that was grabbing the Fairy Chang'e touched Chang'e's body, the Chang'e in front of him suddenly changed. It was Sun Wukong's face.
Sun Wukong started laughing strangely, with a mischievous look, hissing sounds of laughter.
The Heavenly Soldier retreated a few steps with a terrified look on its face. It had yet to figure out what had happened.
”You, you're not Chang'e?”
Sun Wukong made a strange gesture and said to the Heavenly Soldier.
”Look carefully, I'm your grandpa Sun. Where do you want your grandpa Sun to go?”
The leader of the group, the Heavenly General, was also confused. Could it be that Sun Wukong had been playing a prank on him from the beginning?
”Great Sage, why are you here?” General Tian walked over and asked with a puzzled expression.
Sun Wukong chuckled and said: ”Why, your Grandfather Sun came over to chat with his brothers, do I still need to inform you guys?”
”Great Sage, I didn't mean that. Just that, we received news that the Fairy Chang'e is at Niu Xiaobao's home. The two of them are very close, the Heavenly King told us to come here and investigate. ”
Sun Wukong scolded: ”Investigate my ass, hurry up and go back and tell Heavenly King Li, he doesn't want to eat until he's full and do nothing, and will start to meddle in other people's private affairs.”
”But, the Kitchen God had clearly seen the Fairy Chang'e entering Niu Xiaobao's house, and had even sat intimately with Niu Xiaobao. Niu Xiaobao wasn't even wearing clothes.”
”Bullsh * t. Go back and ask the Kitchen God if he saw clearly.” It was clearly your Grandpa Sun, how could he see that it was Fairy Chang'e? This bastard must have hated Niu Xiaobao and wanted to frame my Brother Xiaobao. ”
With Sun Wukong here, Sky Weapon would not dare to compare itself with him, no matter how brazen he was.
Looks like this trip was a waste of time.
Could it be that the Kitchen God was really framing Niu Xiaobao?
This Heavenly General was a bit angry, thinking that he should properly clean up the Kitchen God when he got back.
If the Kitchen God didn't intend to frame him, he wouldn't have been scolded like a dog by Sun Wukong.
He could only find the Kitchen God for revenge after returning.
”You bastards, hurry up and leave. Do you want your grandfather from Great Sage to throw you out? ” Sun Wukong stared at him and bellowed.
A Heavenly Soldier was a little unconvinced, and asked: ”Great Sage, you came to Niu Xiaobao's house to chat with him, how did you become like a Fairy Chang'e?”
”Can't your grandpa do it on a whim?”
”But …” I just don't understand. ” The soldier continued asking stupidly.
The Heavenly General, who was standing beside them, broke out in a cold sweat. If they angered Great Sage Sun, all of them might be in deep trouble.
If things did not go well, Great Sage Sun would start a massacre. With just the few of them, how could they be a match for Great Sage Sun?
Sun Wukong laughed strangely and said: ”Do you really want to know why your Grandfather Sun wants to do this?”
The Sky Weapon nodded its head in dissatisfaction. In anger, Sun Wukong really wanted to slap it away and send it flying a few thousand meters away.
”Alright, then Grandpa Sun will tell you this. My Brother Xiaobao has not seen Fairy Chang'e for a long time and wants to talk to him. Now, you should be satisfied.” ”You're really bastards. Originally, your Grandpa Sun was in a good mood, but now that you bastards have disturbed his mood, all of you scram.”
With that, Sun Wukong waved his hand and threw out the talkative Sky Weapon. The other Sky Soldiers trembled in fear.