Chapter 48 (1/2)
March 1st, Monday!
School begins!
Zhonghai No.1 Primary School is holding a grand opening ceremony. The gray haired headmaster slowly reads a congratulatory speech, and Pan Da and Du Bishu almost yawn.
”How long will this old man talk about?”
Du Bishu complained, ”I've been talking for half an hour. I've got numbness in my legs.”
”Who knows, the headmaster will have to talk about the experience of the last semester for more than ten minutes...”
Before Panda had finished speaking, he suddenly became dark.
The head teacher's tall and majestic figure stands in front of him, his eyes behind the lens are beating with angry flame, his expression is numb, and his whole body is emitting bursts of cold air.
”Panda! Du Bishu
After the roll call, the head teacher then said with a trace of coldness: ”monitor, take down the names of these two people. Today's duty is given to them.”
Pan Da, with a sad face, could not help kicking Du Bishu after the head teacher went to other areas for inspection.
Son of a bitch!
You're the one who killed me!
Du Bishu said with a smile: ”what are you afraid of? The head teacher is going to hold a staff meeting this afternoon, so he has no time to supervise the duty. ”
So you don't have to clean it?
Panda's melancholy was swept away, and he didn't feel how hard the punishment was.
Perhaps the headmaster's opening address has not changed at all. A speech manuscript has been used for half a lifetime. The time for the end of the speech is actually more than ten minutes after panda's prediction.
At the end of the grand opening ceremony, the head teacher of each class returned to their respective classrooms with their dozens of horsemen.
It's the same with panda and Du Bishu.
Class five (7), this is their class.
On the first day of school, there will be no formal course except to check the completion of students' winter vacation homework.
In the first Chinese class, the Chinese teacher, who liked to wear a black coat and was fat as a coal ball, checked the homework completion of the class's No. 40 horse during the winter vacation, that is, whether he was obedient and kept a diary.
Pan Da's diary was opened by the Chinese teacher. He glanced at it hastily, and then praised: ”well done! It seems that our Pan Da classmate, this winter vacation has been very substantial
Hey, hey!
In the face of the teacher's praise, panda felt her head in embarrassment.
Then there was Du Bishu.
It's sunny on February 15.
Panda helped her mother go out to buy vinegar. When she got to the supermarket, she found that she had forgotten to bring her money. The cashier sneered at him and said, ”Oh! No money for big money? Can you afford vinegar even if you are poor? Pan Da was furious and felt his own psychedelic ring ]
the expression of the Chinese teacher is becoming more and more dignified.
Du Bishu faintly perceived a trace of danger and gulped down several saliva.
He closed Du Bishu's diary with indifference, and the Chinese teacher asked quietly, ”classmate Du Bishu, are you copying this diary?”
”No! I wrote it myself Du Bishu shook his head and denied.
Ha ha!
With a flash in his eyes, the Chinese teacher stepped back and asked Pan Da to hand over his diary. Open it and put it in front of Du Bishu, and then he said, ”Mr. Du Bishu, please read the first paragraph of Pan Da's diary!”
It's over!
Du Bishu felt that he had reached the fifth level of cultivation in the legend, that is, the original spirit came out of the body!
Trembling, he picked up panda's diary and, in front of the class, faltered and said, ”Monday, February 15! I helped my mother go out to buy vinegar, and when I got to the supermarket, I found that I had forgotten to bring money with me... ”
Just after reading, the Chinese teacher clapped and cheered: ”Du Bishu, good at Chinese, you can be a translator in the future! Well Chinese translation
Du Bishu:
He bowed his head in shame and said, ”I'm sorry, teacher. I'm wrong.”
”I wish I knew I was wrong!”
They are all unreasonable children, and the Chinese teacher doesn't want to be too harsh on them.