Chapter 51: I like her! (2/2)
BANG!
Kicking away Michu's arm, KongFu used his small body nimbly. Even if this old god got turned into this pathetic form, his speed confused Venomous! He was just that fast and on his four, KongFu slapped the ground to leap high!
Once Venomous' face was within his reach, he whirled and let out a tail slap! ”History won't repeat itself! The Snake Goddess is a threat! You have that within your blood, woman!” If his movements and fluent language weren't enough, Venomous understood that the old existence appeared before her.
She retreated as fast as she could and the tail missed her by hair-breadth.
”KongFu?” Yumi asked and the baby monke scoffed.
He landed on the ground and instantly pounced back at her! If the tail didn't work, then his claws would! He would dig out her eyes and make her forget about the inheritor! However, the baby monke got caught by Michu's hands.
”Don't let her bewitch you! My son didn't believe what happened to me! And even if he did, he still chose to believe that those snakes changed! Guess what?! Yeah, I fucking died! Bitch!” The baby monke waved his hands and legs, but Michu just rubbed his balled fist against his head and forced him to quiet down.
”I like her!” Michu began making the snake blush faintly.
KongFu hissed at her attempts of seduction!
Michu continued, ”Yumi is my good friend who helped me greatly in this world! You are the same, KongFu! Both of you have helped me, so I will help you too! Snake Goddess? I will defeat her for you!”
”You can't even withstand her worthless charm! The Snake Goddess will eat you alive!” KongFu howled, but his head got an additional hand on it. It was the snake that spoke with the vein on her temple and a smile that seemed sweet yet threatening.
Yumi asked, ”Worthless charm? That's not what you should say to a hot snake like me.” Her grasp became stronger, stretching KongFu's eyes. He cried out to stop, then Michu let him go.
The monke stated, ”We are also close to the snakes!”
”What did you say?” KongFu felt like he misheard something.
”When I use the staff, I feel like it slithers around my arm and body so that I can reach anyone I want around me. It's like a snake, isn't it? Hehe!”
”No... No...” It was like a nail in the coffin. The monkey god knew that there was no hope for this naive monke. He had yet to experience something similar to betrayal or much shock in his life to understand KongFu's worries.
Nonetheless, KongFu also was on the wrong side. He didn't know Venomous and what kind of person she was or what she had gone through. Thus, both of them had to learn.
Venomous also ignored KongFu and turned her eyes to Michu, ”All of us should get proper equipment. I want us to go on an impossible quest. But I think it's time, isn't it?”
”A time?” Michu titled his head.
”A time for your golden bananas to appear at the auction. I can help you with all the paperwork.” Yumi smiled and offered a hand. This made KongFu whisper to himself, 'I should've used bananas on her... Fuck me and my rash side...' He then glanced at her and scoffed like a wrong brat.
”Yeah... It's time...” Michu slowly responded.
His nervousness was bare to everyone. If this banana farm failed to get at least some proper income for a few months, then Michu would go to the part-time job immediately! He smiled faintly, but his two friends also cast beautiful smiles to support him.
Michu then patted Yakuzan's back! ”Heh! You know KongFu, but Yakuzan is also a great guy! He will be our tank!”
The Monkey Boss, Snake, The witch looked at each other.
Nod.
Nod.
Nod.