Chapter 35: The Snake Goddess (2/2)

”Yeah. You don't know? In the old times… The Emperor and The King had a polygamous relationship… with each other… They wanted to get experience… too… with many women?” Did he say it right? Could the emperor and the king be in a relationship, though? ”There are no boundaries in love!”

”Nana?” Yumi asked again.

”Nana told me about it,” Michu replied.

This made Venomous hold her chin as she began to think deeply. Why would the sister speak about a polygamous relationship? Did she read too much news about top players' dramas with IRL girlfriends and NPCs?

A lot of things happened up there above!

The worst would be if Michu's interest grew to the point where he began to eye his sister!

Venomous also got a misunderstanding, but she was kinda worse. She instantly took an action, ”Polygamous relationship can only happen with royalties. The farmer working for royalty is not the royal one.”

”Eh, that's a bummer!” Michu shook his head, then took out a banana to cheer himself up. He munched on it slowly.

”You also don't need to be in a relationship to have an experience with a woman,” Venomous added.

”Oh, I know about it! Brothel, right?” Michu shook his head, however, ”Someone in the laptop said that's wrong and that only desperate fools go to brothels. It's also expensive, but I am not a desperate fool. I just love women!”

”You can find both smart people and idiots on the internet. It's good that you managed to see the smart one's reply.” Venomous nodded, ”Now that you know you can get experience without a relationship, you should find a woman that will teach you.”

”That sounds hard, though.” Michu honestly replied. After everything Venomous said, it sounded way harder.

”What about me?”

”No. That gangster has hurt you, so you need time to rest. After we meet a noble, you must spend time on potions and poison instead of hunting! Also, I got a lap pillow from you, so it's enough! Too much and it's rude.”

”You aren't a prince charming nor prince monke, but you have the qualities to become one, Michu. A prince… can not go around and ask every woman for help. There is a prince and there is a princess. I can be that princess.” Yumi began developing feelings for Michu, so it wasn't like she was selling herself.

She also wouldn't let him get experience that easily.

It was not time to reveal that yet.

”Uhh… But… I would feel weird and bad to rely on you that much! What do you need me for, Yumi? A dungeon raid? Oh, banana?” Fortunately, Michu asked a good question and the snake slithered her arms.

She wrapped those around his neck and looked deeply into his eyes, ”You have to work hard, that's all. I am not a cheap woman nor someone you can get an experience with that easily… Do you know where you can find a cheap woman? In a brothel. And who goes to a brothel?”

”Oh! Well, you are beautiful so I understand! Hehe, I will work hard for beautiful Yumi! What is my first quest?”

Startled by the words the monke just said, Yumi answered belatedly, ”If you manage to sell one hundred golden bananas, I will fulfill one of your desires...”

”Oh!” While Michu exclaimed loudly, Venomous suddenly recalled her arms from his body. She looked before her eyes where the sudden game window appeared.

[KongFu's will has reached you!]

[You have gotten KongFu's message.]

[Begone, snake! Bitch! History won't repeat itself in the new generation! I won't allow it! We, monkeys, always loved to go for phoenixes women! They are far better than you snakes! I made a mistake and so did my son, but the new inheritor won't fall for your charm and schemes!]

[KongFu's will has passed you a special class quest!]

[If you give up on Michu, delete him from your friend list and swear to not come close to him, you will gain a clue to the second leaf and Snake Goddess - Medusa!]

[You have ten seconds to either accept or refuse the quest!]

[10…]

[You have refused the quest.]

”Michu, do you know KongFu?” Yumi asked with a wide smile, but behind it, deep anger and irritation could be seen.

Michu trembled and awkwardly averted his eyes, ”I don't know…”

Venomous looked at him with narrowed eyes, then sighed. She knew that this KongFu's will appeared out of Michu and it was related to his class, so she didn't push too much. All she wanted to do was to become closer with him, but it somehow led to the unique class.

Though it was an enticing offer, Yumi didn't need more than a second to refuse it.

The monke was a person who believed her and his smile made her heart pound a little faster with content. How could she give up on him? Besides, KongFu acted like Big K so Yumi's first impression of this monkey god was already in one of the worst categories.

Michu also got a system message.

[KongFu's will has returned from the yellow river to help the new generation against Medusa, The Snake Goddess.]

[He can not materialize yet!]

[Class Quest has been issued.]

[By completing the quest, the monkey god will help you on your journey to the top! His knowledge will assist you and your skills.]

[Class Quest: Monkey God's Materialization: Find a twenty years old monke and feed it a banana.]

The issue was that Michu was on his way to the farmer.

Thus, he had to choose.

The farmer and banana farm or the monkey god and his quest.

The former would bring Michu closer to his initial goal, but also Yumi would be happier with him working toward the future!

That was why the choice was easy.

”Let's go to the beginner city!”