7 CHAPTER 7: Its DEAD hero! (2/2)
(”She even didn't tell me she had other...”)
(”HERO HUSBANDS before me too...”)
(”So...this is what I need to have in my NEXT LIFE in another world...”)
(”Geez...why didn't I marry Goddess Otorine instead...during my previous world before that SL*T GODDESS MAI...”)
(”What am I doing with my lives...”).
Yet, soon enough she just convinced herself and agreed to the demands of her tricky son, since she doesn't want to waste trifling time. Later she says to him in a complacent manner,
”Sigh...alright...kneel near me then...”.
He did as he was told. She brought out a sword tinged in platinum, that depicted radiance and shimmer. The sword was then knighted upon Zeran like you would see how a royal queen would do to the ones who had shown amazing chivalry and heroism. Then, she tells to him in a kinda regal manner,
”Now I shall bestow upon you...”
”Perv...Ahem...”
”ZERAN NOAH AETHER...”
”Entitled...REINCARNATE HERO KING...”
”This...”
”VIRGIN DETECTION...”.
Light coursed throughout Zeran's veins and vibrant glimmer was glowing in his body, like his veins were the enchanted magical roots of Yggdrassil. Tons of starlight were wreathing and encroaching around his whole being such as prismatic rainbow gemstones. The atmosphere was very serene with a mix of holiness. After sometime, as she noticed that the lights were all gone, she made her blade to vanish, glistening its fragments remaining upon the air. She says to Zeran in a concerned way, trudging deeper into his personal problems,
”Also...it seems you have a complaint on your GODDESS WIFE too huh...”
”And it seems she broke her vow as per her beliefs bestowed upon her world and you...”.
Zeran just nodded in response and even slipped out a weak smile, in which he doesn't want his mother to notice it. Then, he uttered out his deep words feeling the scarred burden,
”Yeah...”.
”Just a moment...”
,she replied and brought out her white coated smartphone with a smaller version of 9 golden wings strapped to it. Soon upon, she fiddled with her awesome smartphone. As he saw her modernized phone, his very heavy expression was swapped by a very awe-strucked face in a sudden glimpse. Then, he said,
”Cool smartphone mom!”.
Yet, she wasn't flattered by it. Rather, she became more annoyed again, making her to express with a stressful look yet again,
”Ugh...”.
Afterwards, his abyssal recollection had stopped as soon as he heard Ru's soothing yet maturely sinster voice,
”Himenea to Zera...”.
”Huh? yeah what is it? Ru...”
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,as he replied back to her, in his normal state. Though, he was in his thoughts wandering again as he heard her mentioning the name of the world they are currently living in. The air was back to normal. Ru looked at him with her embarassed and disappointed face. Moreover, her tail looked so down in the gutters, while her eyes were looking through the other side. She says to him with an awkward smile on her face,
”We have a tiny problem Zera...”
”My smartphone's battery is dead and...err I lost my charger...”
”So my phone is dead...”
”And that's the only way we could find my artifacts...”.
As he heard her measly statements, he looked very much in dismay. There was a long winding silence in the whole place for a few moments. Suddenly, Zeran's face was now fuming with immense irritation and he says shockingly,
”WHAT THE HELLS?!”.
Though, Ru just brushed it off by twisting such as she was a graceful ballerina and let out an unusual grandeous pose in front of him, like a prideful and haughty princess would. She says to him like an eager teenage girl, while her foxy ears were twitching with excitement,
”So now...let's go to...CELESTIA HEAVENLY MALL!”
”To buy a new battery and charger!”.
Zeran placed his palm unto his face and even looked like he was having a miserable life, although he only did that pitiful action since she's so unpredictable and silly, turning him to dive in his vast thoughts yet again,
(”Awww great...now...”)
(”I'M GOING SHOPPING WITH THE EVIL GODDESS RU!”)
(”Also...it's hard to believe at first...but these FRICKIN' GODDESSES ARE SHOPAHOLICS...”)
(”And yes...THEY DO HAVE A MALL IN CELESTIA HEAVENS...”)
(”Also yes...it's weird to hear that in a fantasy-setting world...”).
Although, soon enough, his expression changed into a more furious expression as he recalled one of his memories,
(”Well atleast...I'm gonna have a time at that mall again...and it's not that DISHONEST MAI anymore...”).