C264 (1/2)
”Song Nan …” I threw the phone on the couch and reached for the prints. ”What's going on?”
”What?” Song Nan also didn't understand. He lowered his head. If it was a human, they wouldn't be able to see his neck from such an angle. However, Song Nan wasn't a human, he was a ghost.
After seeing it, he lightly replied, ”That's normal. I often have scratches on my back from your scratches.”
The tense atmosphere that I had just let out was completely destroyed. After the old pervert exposed his true nature, he started to drive in a dark and shameless manner.
I think that most of his thousand years of cultivation should be spent on his face, right?
”Let me see …” As he spoke, he picked up the box and looked at the words on it. ”This is for a couple. Where is the other one?”
Couples... Assi! My matching attire!
It's all because of this damn free design hairstyle! I was going to buy a dress!
”Why are you suddenly so angry? Did someone else buy the other one? ”
I was busy being depressed. After listening to Song Nan's question, I vaguely replied, ”I can get a discount if you buy two at the same time. I think you should have a phone. That way, when I feel that I'm in danger, I can call you.”
Look, how flawless is this baby's excuse.
Song Nan didn't ask any further and just quietly put his phone card back into the phone. This old geezer knew how to play anything, he was really amazing.
I don't know why he suddenly became depressed, perhaps because of the negative side effects from before. Now, what's more important is that I must buy a matching outfit!
So after I took a shower, I went to the store with my cell phone in my cat bed.
He didn't know when Song Nan came in, but he was lying on the bed and playing with his phone.
The words suddenly popped into my head: Internet addicts.
”Song Nan, what were you doing during the Opium War?”
Song Nan did not look up and replied in a low voice, ”I don't remember.”
It was boring, but it didn't bother me. I went on: ”They say that in those days, drug addicts were lying on their beds smoking guns, and modern people were lying on their beds playing on their phones.”
Song Nan didn't get a chance to laugh at me at all. He just said ”oh”.
It seemed like buying him a phone was a mistake. His energy was completely sucked away by the phone, and now, he couldn't even be bothered to talk to me.
”Hey!” Will you die if you play with me? ” He felt like he was getting what he deserved, so he became a little angry and snatched away his phone.
Song Nan wasn't annoyed and lazily asked me, ”I was already dead … What else? Didn't we just finish playing in the afternoon? You want it again? ”
If they drove a car without a word, would they still be husband and wife who were addicted to the internet?
I seriously said to him, ”Screw you! Talk to me!”
Song Nan sat up and put on a serious look, ”Alright, go ahead!”
Assi! Did he have to do this? What did I say?!
He passed the phone in front of him and said, ”Take a look yourself. I'll buy it for you.”
Song Nan didn't look at his phone and continued to stare at me. ”Do you want to put a bug in your clothes?”