21 Sssnakesss Hater (2/2)
”H-he recognized the dagger you gave me,” Sasuke spoke, ”he took it before I could use it! How did you know We were in trouble?”
”I could sense his chakra approach yours,” I told him as my clone with Naruto approached, ”it took me some time to notice though,” I lifted Naruto shirt and saw the Five Element Seal he put on Naruto's own seal. I channeled chakra into my fingertips and struck his body, removing the seal.
”What did you do?” Sakura asked in worry.
”He'll be fine,” I told her handing his body over to Sasuke, ”take Naruto and go, I'll take care of this.”
”But-”
”-go! I'll be fine!” I felt Orochimaru's chakra move towards us at a blinding speed. He was coming for Sasuke again. I removed the Ring of Stars from my inventory and channeled wind chakra into it.
Just then Orochimaru emerged from a tree branch and launched himself at Sasuke from behind. I pushed the Uchiha away and threw the Ring at the snake, manipulating it to hit his mouth, and slice through it like a knife through butter.
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
5,000 X 5 = 25,000
Orochimaru: 25,000/250,000
I turned to Sasuke, ”go!” The Uchiha gulped and nodded, carrying Naruto away, Sakura closely following him.
I turned to Orochimaru, I held out my hand summoning the Ring of Stars back to me as Orochimaru's elongated neck hanged limply on the ground.
”You can stop pretending Orochimaru, I know you're alive,” I snorted.
”Ku ku ku, well isn't this a surprise little Yami, Id don't expect you to come,” out of the mouth came a brand new Orochimaru, unscared and fresh faced, he smiled his creepy ass smile, ”how are you? I heard you got promoted to a jonin yes? Very impressive.”
Orochimaru: 250,000/250,000
Fucking hacker! ”Thanks,” I shrugged, ”now, what's with you and chunin exams? Can't play in the big leagues anymore? Does beating up little genin turn you on?”
”Fu, nothing like that Yami, I'm just interested in Sasuke over there, who you allowed to seep out of my fingers,” Orochimaru pouted, ”you really are beginning to become a thorn at my side.”
”Well what are you going to do about it gay vampire?”
”Well...maybe you're right, I should just-”
”End you,” a second Orochimaru appeared behind me and drove a sword through my chest. It's came out the other side clean.
The First Orochimaru crumbled into dust as the second one removed his blade, ”you really should have seen that coming my boy.”
”And you should have seen this,” I came flying through the air, kicking him across the face as the one that was stab exploded in water.
The Orochimaru that I kicked then crumbled into dust, I turned around and leaped, landing on the ground where the real one slowly rose up like a mole hill, ”ku ku ku, so you really are a sensor.”
I shrugged, ”I do my best,”
”Well, then I might have to kill you first before you allow me to chase after Sasuke,” Orochimaru sighed, ”such a shame.”
”Hey snake boy, before you do that, could you tell me something. Why Sasuke?”
”Oh? Well it's simple really, it's his eyes,” the man licked his lips with that grossly long tongue of his, ”I want those eyes of his.”
”Oh? The Sharingan? Well if you wanted those, you don't have to go after Sasuke,” my eyes flashed red, ”I can help you with that.”
”W-What?!” he gawked in shock as suddenly I poofed into smoke. He quickly caught of, looking around for the real me.
”Hey gay boy!” I called out from above him as I went through the last hand seal of my Swift Release jutsus. He looked up and his eyes widened as he recognized the jutsus, ”Swift Release: Speed times 1,000!”
He tried to shunshin away, but I was much faster. I first created two clones and sent them away into the forest to hide. I then charged up my fists with chakra, enhancing them. I charged forward and began to hit the monster over and over again, hitting vital areas like his neck, groin and head, just like last time;
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
6,800 X 5 = 34,000
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
6,800 X 5 = 34,000
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
6,800 X 5 = 34,000
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
6,800 X 5 = 34,000
Total damage= 136,000
Orochimaru: 114,000/ 250,000
Then I took out trench knives and charged them up with wind chakra. I charged Orochimaru and cut his neck and fingers;
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
500 X 5 = 2,500
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
500 X 5 = 2,500
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
500 X 5 = 2,500
Orochimaru: 106,500/250,000
But I knew he wouldn't die, not if he could still do that molting jutsus thing that revives all his chakra. So this time I couldn't just beat him up from the outside, I needed to end him from the inside.
I cut own my hand and poured my blood into his open wounds, the one on his neck, groin and chest. I was in the last moments of the Swift Release when I activated my Mystical Palm jutsu and activated the cellular manipulation skill I had, ordering my blood to seep into his body for later use.
I then leaped away and canceled the jutsu as suddenly Orochimaru exploded in pain.
”ARGH!” he cried out as immediately he molted once more returning to full health. He panted as he looked at me, my chakra was at 500, slowly recovering.
”You could have killed me with that little Yami,” Orochimaru smirked, ”but now you're dead,” he began to move, ready to kill me, but I immediately activated my Mystical Palm jutsu, taking control of my blood inside his now sealed body.
Orochimaru suddenly stopped, he looked horrified as he felt my cells attack his nervous system, cutting the cells in his spine, paralysing his lower back, ”what are you doing?!”
”Buying myself some time,” I took out a dagger and threw it at the man, hitting his chest, ”now!” I cried out as I leaped away.
Immediately the two clones I made appeared before him, and held between them two Rasen Nova Blasts. Orochimaru's eyes widened in horror, he was unable to move his body, so he was forced to make his final stand.
His jaw unhinged as his snake form emerged out. The white snake form whose scales were made of snakes itself. It tried to run away by digging into the ground. My clones however weren't stupid, far from it. In fact, this was what they were waiting for.
One grabbed the snake, the other smashed the Rasen Nova Blasts headfirst into Orochimaru's body. I braced myself, the explosion that came was powerful enough to knock me off my feet.
KABOOM!
The entire Forest heard that explosion, I was sure of it. There was a bright light strong enough to blind any Hyuga stupid enough to be looking at it at this very moment. I felt heat and pushing outwards, the trees next to me caught on fire instantly as they began to burn away into nothing.
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
40,000 X 5 = 200,000
Orochimaru: 250,000/450,000
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
40,000 X 5 = 200,000
Orochimaru: 50,000/450,000
That new snake form of his must have increased his HP! Just like the Sanbi did for Yagura! There's no way I'm letting this fucker get out of my sight now! He's dead!
I felt this chakra move away and I moved along with it, reaching him in seconds. ”FUCK YOU BITCH!” I cried out as I went headfirst into the ground, punching it with all my might, causing the ground to splinter open as his snake form which was hiding inside came flying rock along with the rest of the ground.
Orochimaru: 43,200/450,000
I growled as I summoned three clones that launched up at him and grabbed a different part of his body, holding him tightly as I flew through hand seals, ”Scorch Release: Purgatory Tsunami!”
The flames were so hot and wide they engrossed not only Orochimaru and my clones, which poofed out of existence, but also the surrounding trees, I might just burn down this fuckign forest, but there's no way in hell I'm letting the snake go!
Ping!
You gained a critical strike! DMG is multiplied by 5!
11,000 X 5 = 55,000
Orochimaru: 0/450,000
Ping!
You have gained +300,000 EXP!
Ping!
You have leveled up!
Ping!
Please select a new element to master!
I selected a Kekkei Tota this time, one when previously I was hopeless in understanding, now I would have a basis for thanks to my Wood Release:
EARTH + FIRE + WATER = LIFE
Ping!
You have leveled up!
Ping!
You have leveled up!
Ping!
Please select a new element to master!
And this time I picked magnet, it should be useful one day;
EARTH + WIND = MAGNET
Yami, Protector of Hono
Level- 57 (22,600/135,800)
HP- 16,550/16,550 (+20)
SP- 8,075/8,075
CP- 16,850/16,850
CONTROL- 100%
FIRE- 100% WIND- 100% LIGHTNING- 100% WATER- 100% EARTH- 100%
SCORCH- 100% SWIFT- 100% WOOD- 100% LAVA- 100% BOIL- 100% MAGNET- 0%
POWER- 100% LIFE- 100%
Allegiance- Konoha
STR- 165 (+5)
VIT- 115
DEX- 115
INT- 110 (+2)
CHA- 340
CC- 250
LUC- 103 (+5)
Points- 15
Perk Points- 327
Ping!
You have gained a new title!
Vanquisher of Orochimaru- +50% more effective against snake users
I pushed the notifications away and looked around, I was right, I did overdo it with the scorch release, practically everything was burning.
I immediately formed ten clones to and put out the fires, dosing them with water. While they did that I searched Orochimaru's corps. It was a testament to his body's regenerative powers considering there even was a corpse to check out. Usually my scorch flames would be so powerful there wouldn't be a body left.
It was charred and burnt, you couldn't even make out it's face anymore, only the process of it's burnt snakeheads have any sign it was the same thing.
I noticed the flesh near the head had been the most affected, as it had gotten the front of the attack. The flesh had been ripped apart and I could see something light up inside.
Curious I opened the jaw with a flick and found a blade's handle sticking out of his mouth.
Kusanagi, S rank
A legendary sword owned by Orochimaru. It's able to grow longer or shorter based on it's users requirements. Current User: None
CP cost- 50 per second
Durability- Indestructible
DMG- 1,000
Now this was an S rank item! Fuck yeah! I grabbed the hilt and drew it out of the snake's mouth. It was shaped as a double edged blade of Chinese design, it's hilt tied off with a blue thread.
I poured chakra to test it growing powers when suddenly I got a new message:
Ping!
You are now registered as Kusanagi's new owner! It cannot change ownership unless it is dead!
I saw the ownership trun from none to Yami. Grinned and watched the sword suddenly lengthen as it grew to nearly fifty feet instantly, obey my mental command. It then grew short again, almost the size of my hand. I then ordered it to grow shorter to the length of a dagger, I quickly tucked it in into my kunai pouch on my hip.
I felt someone rushing towards me, I turned and saw Anko land before me, her eyes wide in surprise, ”Y-Yami?! What are you doing here?! Did you set his place on fire?!”
I nodded, ”yeah, sorry about that, but don't worry, my clones have it handled,” I pointed at my clones, already putting out most of the fires.
”Fine, whatever, look I don't have time to explain, my old master has come back and I don't have time for this! So either get on board or go and warn the Hokage! I'm going after him!”
”You don't need to do that,” I told her.
”What?! Why?! He ruined my life Yami! If you think-”
”-I meant, you don't have to do that anymore, because he's dead,” I replied.
”W-what?!” Anko looked at me in disbelief.
”It's true,” I kicked his corpse, ”when you said he was a snake I didn't realise how true that statement was.”
”T-that's him?” Anko blinked, ”you killed him?!”
I nodded, ”yup,” I then took out Kusanagi, ”and here's proof. I took it from his corpse.”
Immediately Anko rushed me, grabbing the blade. She looked it over, checked the handle, her hands shaking, ”i-it's real...it's the real blade,” she looked over my shoulder at corpse, ”he's dead? He's really dead?”
I nodded, ”yes...he can't hurt you anymore.”
Anko walked up to the corpse, she dropped Kusanagi from her hands and got to her knees. Slowly tears came rolling down her eyes, ”it's over...it's finally over!” she cried loudly and strongly. I was silent as she did so, I didn't think it was right to say anything.
After a minute she stopped, she picked up Kusanagi and got up. She smiled at me, her tear marked face looking happy, like a for the first time a great weight was lifted from hs back, ”here,” she gave me the blade, ”you killed him, it's yours.”
”Thanks,” I smiled taking the sword and putting it away, ”I'm sorry you couldn't get revenge...I know how much you wanted it.”
”Please,” Anko snorted, ”it's fine….you actually killed him, damn,” she grinned, as suddenly she grabbed my collar and pulled me forward.
My eyes went wide as saucers as she kissed me on the lips. I froze for a second before moaning and seeping into the kiss, hungrily kissing her back;
Ping!
A skill has leveled up!
Kissing, Lv- 4 (50%)
Your ability to please someone through a kiss.
20% satisfaction
+2 REP for the next ten minutes
I whined in annoyance as she broke the kiss, ”that's for...well, you know,” she smiled.
”I ah...I...ah….” I blinked, ”I don't know how I'm supposed to react.”
”Good, I would hate to think I was getting predictable,” Anko grin grew wider. Just then several ninjas showed up, all chunin or higher, ”about time you lot showed up! Where were you?!”
”We are here now Anko, what happened?” a chunin by the name of Toshi asked.
Anko grinned, ”I'll tell you what happened! This man right here just killed the biggest traitor to the Leaf since Madara Uchiha! May I present to you, Orochimaru,” she spat on the corpse once more.
”That's Orochimaru?!”
”What happened to him?”
”Isn't that Yami? The second Flash?”
I groaned, this was going to be a long day, I just know it.
Several hours later:
It was almost ten in the night now, and I found myself before the Hokage once more. The man looked at the report in his hands, the one I spent several hours writing.
He then looked down to Kusanagi, which I kept on the table and the medical report form the hospital that tested Orochimaru's charred flesh to find his DNA.
Hiruzen was silent as he placed the document down on the table, ”it's him.”
”Yes!” Anko cheered beside me, her smile almost like the sun, ”so he's gone this time?! Really gone?!”
Sarutobi nodded, ”yes, it would seem so Anko...congratulations.”
Anko's smile didn't falter for a second, ”hell yeah congratulations! Come on Yami! I'm getting you drunk tonight! My treat!”
I chuckled, ”I'm pretty sure I'm a minor.”
”You're a jounin of the village, old enough to kill, old enough to drink” Anko grinned, ”come on brat! Tonight's a night of celebration!”
”While that's all good, unfortunately I still have need of Yami,” Hiruzen smiled, ”but you go ahead Anko, I promise I'll send him along as soon as I can.”
Anko grumbled, ”fine, but you better send him quickly! I'm planning on getting wasted!” and with that she left, jumping out the window screaming, ”YAHOO! HE'S FUCKIGN DEAD!” at the top of her lungs over and over again.
I chuckled, ”she really does remind me of Naruto.”
”Yes, she does,” the Hokage smiled before slowly his smile dropped and a look of remorse came upon his face as he looked at the hospital report.
”Sir? Is everything alright?” I asked, knowing it was not. I felt someone sneak up behind me, someone powerful.
”Give him some time,” said the deep masculine voice, ”he just lost an old student of his.”
I looked over and standing next to me was Jiraiya, but instead of a happy go lucky smile there was a serious grim froan.
Jiraiya, Toad Sannin
Lv- 94
REP- 65
”You must be Jiraya,” I replied, ”I was wondering what you were doing sneaking around.”
”You're a sensor right?” Jiraiya asked to which I nodded, ”sensor's are never fun. You can't ever surprise them.”
”So you heard,” Hiruzen said as he put the paper away and got up, removing his hat and throwing it aside.
”I was in the area,” Jiraiya replied as he came forward and took the medical report, narrowing his eyes as he read it through, ”you burnt him alive?”
”Several times,” I snorted, ”fucker wouldn't die.”
”Have care how you speak,” Jiraiya growled, ”he may have been a monster, but was my friend.”
”He tortured hundreds of people and killed thousands more for fun,” I raised an eyebrow.
”He...had his flaws,” Jiraiya replied sheepishly.
”Don't make excuses for him Jiraiya,” the Hokage instructed as he looked out at the village, a single tear rolling down his face, ”he was a monster...we failed him.”
”I suppose….” Jiraiya picked up Kusanagi and looked at me, ”here, it's yours now, I can sense your chakra all over it. It recognizes you as it's owner now, it won't accept anyone else.”
I took the blade, ”thanks, I'll make sure to put it to good use.”
”I'm sure you will Yami,” Hiruzen turned back around, the tear disappeared from sight as he smiled, ”the blade couldn't have chosen a better owner. I'm sure whatever you choose to do...you will bring nothing but pride to Konoha and her people,” I saw his REP score reach 95, ”Jiraiya, the bottle.”
”Right,” the man nodded as he reached into his coat and took out a sake bottle that was sealed with purple wax. He placed it on the table and took out four saucers.
As he broke the sake and poured out the drinks the Hokage explained, ”the day Orochimaru left the village Jiraiya swore he would bring him back. I promised him if he did, we would all share a drink in his honour.”
”But I never could bring him back,” Jiraiya said as he handed me a saucer, ”and I realised soon that I never would...I realised the only time I would be able to drink this sake, was when he was dead.”
”Tsunade isn't here to join us...so you'll have to take her place,” Hiruzen took his own saucer.
”I always thought it would be one of us sannin to bring down Orochimaru,” Jiraiya snorted, ”not some kid who isn't even a year into his ninja career.”
I smiled, ”well...surprise.”
”To Konoha,” Hiruzen raised his cup as he threw the fourth flew at a wall, I'm guessing that one was for Orochimaru.
”To Konoha,” Jiraiya and I repeated as together we all drank the sake. It tasted warm in my mouth and burnt as it went down.
I grunted, ”damn, that's harsh.”
The Hokage chuckled, ”you'll get used to it.”
”So, sensei tells me you're a writer,” Jiraiya smiled, ”anything I would have read?”
I shrugged, ”don't know, have you heard of Stan Lee?”
”What?!” Jiraiya's eyes winded, ”you're Stan Lee?!”
”Indeed,” Hiruzen smiled, ”he was eight I believe when he first began writing. He told me when he asked if Naruto was allowed to move in with him. I was skeptical that they could manage living together before he admitted he had a paying job. To say I was shocked was an understatement.”
”Damn kid, not only are you an S rank ninja but also a world famous author? What can't you do?” Jiraiya whistled.
I chuckled, ”thanks for the kind words, but you're kind of exaggerating a little.”
”I would hardly think so,” Hiruzen smiled, ”your books are world famous. Even Iwa reads them from what I hear.”
”And speaking of ninja villages,” Jiraiya said seriously, ”what are we going to do about Sound?”
”What do you mean?” I asked, ”Sound?”
”Orochimaru was the leader of sound, the Otokage,” Hiruzen explained as he sighed, ”with his death, the newly formed country will begin to crumble.”
”We have to be careful now,” Jiraiya said as he sat on the wind sill, ”the land of Sound borders the land of Fire. The could take hostile actions...and with the rumors of Suna also being restless, they could try something.”
”I doubt it,” Hiruzen admitted, ”Orochimaru was the head of Sound. Without him they are all a headless body. Either they kill each out with infighting or they elect a new leader, who will mostly probably be much more wary about approaching us.”
”And Suna?” I asked.
”Suna's hostility to us will need to be addressed,” Hiruzen admitted, ”if a Suna ninjas reach the finals, then the Kazekage will have to come to Konoha. I'll discuss a trade deal with them to pay them all.”
”Right now, Konoha is is a good place, thanks to you kid,” Jiraiya grinned, ”why don't you go out and have some fun? I'm sure Anko is eager to congratulate the man who killed her tormentor. Here,” he tossed me something.
I grabbed it quickly and looked, finding myself holding condoms. Immediately I blushed, ”w-what the fuck?!”
”Don't go making any babies you hear!” Jiraiya chuckled.
”Y-you pervert! You-you pervy sage!” I cried out.
”Ha! That's what Minato used to call me,” Jiraiya snorted.
”Go on Yami, have some fun,” Hiruzen smiled, ”I'll send the amount for Orochimaru's bounty into your bank account tomorrow morning. I'm sure you'll be pleased with the amount.”
”How much?” I asked.
”One hundred million,” Hiruzen smiled.
”O-one hundred?!” I gasped, ”shit man! And I thought I was rich before!”
”Rich?” Jiraiya's ear twitched, ”hey kid, mind if I borrow some cash?”
”And that's my cue to leave,” I said leaping out the window, hearing Hiruzen and Jiraiya laughing behind me.
I sighed as I felt the relaxing evening air hit me. I jumped down to the road and sighed as I cracked my shoulders. It was getting late, I might as well go home and complete the experiments. The clones I left behind had disappeared some time ago and could now not only revive a fish, but regrow certain parts using my cells as a substitute.
And the clone I left to manipulate the rat corpse found our cells didn't just revive them, but when working on the brain, could rework it. This obviously needed further experimentation but-
”YO! Yami!” Anko tackled me to the ground, I was so distracted I didn't notice, ”where the hell are you going?!”
I blinked as she grabbed my by the collar, ”ah...I was looking for you of course.”
Anko grinned, ”damn right you are! Come on! We're going to get wasted!” she dragged me into a bar and we began to drink, and drink and drink.
And surprisingly I got a status update around my tenth shot in;
You are now drunk. Good night!
The next day:
I groaned, my eyes were heavy, but my head was clear, no headache. Did I get a hangover? I groaned as I looked up and saw several message;
Cunnilagus, Lv- 12 (93%)
Your ability to please a woman orally.
Chance of orgasim- 60%
SP cost- 5 per second
Fingering, Lv- 12 (88%)
Your abblity to finger your lover to orgasim.
Chances of orgasim- 60%
SP cost- 5 per second
Fucking (Vaginally), Lv- 18 (45%)
Your ability to please your lover through the act of vaginal sex.
Chance of orgasim- 90%
SP cost- 10 per second
Fucking (Anal), Lv- 12 (33%)
Your ability to please your lover through the act of anal sex.
Chance of orgasim- 60%
SP cost- 10 per second
Kissing, Lv- 20 (MAX)
Your ability to please someone through a kiss.
100% satisfaction
+5 REP for the next 24 hours
You have gained +100,000 EXP from 'A Woman's bed' perk!
A woman's bed- Gain +10,000 EXP every time your lover(s) and you share an orgasim together.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I dismissed the window and immediately saw the giant lump under my bed sheets snuggled next to me. I carefully pulled up the covers and froze at the sight of Anko's bare naked body currently wrapping her arms around my torso.
I looked around, we were in my room in my new apartment. Our clothes had been thrown all over the room in disarray and my writing desk had been smashed right down the middle.
”Close the curtains,” Anko mumbled as she rubbed her eyes, ”I'm trying too….” she slowly looked up. My red face met her gaze. We stared at each other for a moment before we both opened our mouths at the same time.
”AARGHHHH!”