C28 (2/2)
”I'm a bit tired. I'm going back to rest. You should be careful …” I keep having the feeling that Tang Yufeng is a little weird. Or rather, because she hasn't recovered yet, when she recovers in a few days, who knows how she'll torture me.
”Wait a moment, madam, can you do me a favor …”
The next day, I made some preparations to deal with the pervert in the evening. I used all sorts of methods to catch the pervert, buying some black dog blood and rooster blood. I also went to a nearby monastery and asked for a few talismans for Guan Rou and Han Mengchen to wear.
I slept in my bed all morning, saving my strength for the night with the leprechaun.
It took them a long time to reach midnight. When the bell rang three times, a chilly wind blew open the window, and soon after, there was the sound of suona. I hurried to the window and looked out. A dozen or so ghosts appeared downstairs, four of them carrying a bridal sedan, and the other eight with suona on their gongs. It was very lively.
”They're here. The two of you, quickly go into the house and hide.” I quickly lit the paper and threw it into the brazier. The two paper turned into ghosts and appeared in the living room. They looked exactly like Guan Rou and Han Mengchen.
It was all thanks to Tang Yu Feng's help that the two of them were able to transform into such a state after exhaling the ghost aura.
”Then what will you do?”
”Didn't you guys agree? Leave this place to me, you two stay in the room and don't make a sound.”
”My wife …” I'm here, why aren't you coming out yet! ” A cloud of smoke immediately rose into the air. This pervert was quite powerful, to be able to find this place.
”My wife …” I've come to marry you! ” The sex fiend had changed into a red and gold embroidered gown with dragon patterns embroidered on it. He had a gold silk belt tied around his waist, and behind him were a few other red dressed children. He was carrying a few wooden boxes on his shoulder.
”I've already brought the betrothal gift. Where's my wife!?”
I composed myself and said, ”Isn't this your wife? The two of them have already prepared everything.”
With a burst of suona sounds, the two prepared ghosts walked out of the bedroom.
”My wife is so beautiful, please get on the palanquin!” The door suddenly opened, revealing a secluded mountain path with a small forest on both sides. A few ghosts walked over with a sedan, and the two ghosts followed the procession out.
”You should come along as well. As a guest, I still need to drink with you!”
”That's fine too, I'll go with you.” I smiled and reached for the hatchet and the ashtray and hid them at my waist. I followed the kids out. As soon as he stepped out of the door, he found himself in a forest. The door behind him was gone. This pervert's cultivation was truly amazing, he could actually move space.
I looked around cautiously. The place had become a small mountain path, filled with a strange aura. However, according to the ancient rules of marriage, this is to go to the husband's house, and I am a relative of the woman's. That pervert shouldn't do anything to me, right? I followed the pervert through a grove of trees, looking at a large house.
”Falling palanquin …” The sedan chair stopped at the door. The pervert walked over, bent down, and opened the curtain. ”Ladies, please …”
I followed her into the courtyard. In the middle of the courtyard was a bluish gray stone path that led to the main hall. On both sides of the hall, there were two rooms. The vermilion door gave off an ancient feeling.
”Young master...” ”The auspicious hour has arrived. We can begin our wedding ceremony!” A group of imps suddenly appeared in the courtyard. A ghost dressed like a matchmaker walked out from the house, and the layout was exactly the same as it was in the ancient times.
”Congratulations...” Congratulations! ” A few guests who had come to attend the wedding banquet began to enter the main hall with gifts in their hands. Not long later, several tables appeared in the courtyard, and the guests gathered around them.
”First bow to Heaven and Earth!”
”Second bow to the hall …” I wanted to laugh at that. Would he be so angry if he knew he was marrying two paper men?
Thinking of this, I think it's better if I run first. Otherwise, when I enter the bridal chamber later, I'll expose myself. I stealthily entered one of the rooms. The moment I entered, I saw a tablet on the table. It read: ”The Qin family loves their wife's spirit tablet.”
Who was the Qin family? Could it be that pervert's wife …
”Ah …” Suddenly, a furious roar resounded through the entire courtyard. The moment I heard it, I knew that the pervert had discovered it. I intentionally used the black dog blood and cinnabar on the two paper men to draw a buddhist seal on the old monk in the temple.
”Where is that person …” Catch him for me! ” Seeing that the situation was bad, I took out my axe and hastily ran out of the room. Two ghosts ran towards me and I killed them off with a hack. Then, I hastily ran out of the courtyard.
He had no idea what kind of place this was, and he couldn't get out no matter how hard he tried. I was so tired that I sat under a tree and rested for a while. It was fortunate that the kids didn't chase me.
But where the hell is this place? If I can't get out, I'll starve to death here if I'm not caught by those little ghosts. I got up and walked forward for a while. I saw a thatched cottage in front of me.