Chapter 147 – Mom Supports You (2/2)

“Mom, you can’t possibly want me to do some sort of shocking wedding robbery, right?” I asked.

“Haha, no one knows mother better than her son! Your dad and I got your Uncle Zhao to specifically bring over Shuguang’s latest technology, the plasma television, and got someone to specifically install a satellite television receive to watch the American channels!” said my mom. “Both your dad and I are waiting for your live show!”

“It can’t be… Is there anyone that teaches their son like you guys? You’re actually telling me to ruin someone else’s wedding?” I smiled wryly.

“Stop, stop pretending with your mom!” My dad’s voice sounded out from the phone instant. “Do you not like that chick Xia Jing? Don’t think that your mom and I don’t know anything, when she was in our home, you slept naked with her. Your mom and I were too embarrassed to point it out! You have to take responsibility for her!”

I sweat! I thought I manage to hide it from them, I never would have thought that they knew everything.

“Err… I didn’t actually do anything with her!” I seriously didn’t though!

“Didn’t do anything? Who would believe that? Brat, you were suggesting condoms to your dad when you were in the first year of high school, what else can’t you do! I don’t care, your mom and I are waiting for your exciting show, don’t disappoint us!” My dad continued. “Oh yeah, the stuff you taught your mom and I were too amazing. Your mom got at least ten years younger. When your Uncle Zhao brought the television over a few days ago, he was completely shocked. He thought he transmigrated and saw your mom when she was younger!”

“Dad, is mom not beside you?” I reminded.

“Nope, your mom went to the kitchen. I have been feeling great recently! Hehe, I’m fine even after rolling in the bedsheets an entire night with your mom. Thank you, my good son! Dad finally knows why you can get so many wives, dad supports you… Ouch!” My dad let out a terrible scream before he finished…

After that, I faintly heard my mom’s voice from the phone…

“You old bastard, what are you saying to your son! I was wondering why my son is so lecherous, so it’s all due to you!” said my mom.

“Wifey… Didn’t you go to the kitchen…” My dad said weakly.

“You really wanted to say it behind my back! Oh wow, from today onwards, don’t think og getting on my bed for a week. Go sleep in the living room!” my mom said angrily.

“Son, don’t listen to your dad. Alright, mom supports you. You must bring Xia Jing back!” My mom’s voice sounded out from the phone.

“Okay mom, I understand,” I laughed silently. My dad was screwed this time.

“Wifey, don’t you support our son, then why can’t I…” My dad’s voice sounded out faintly from the other side of the phone before the call was hung up.