Chapter 97 – Lunch Box of Love and Love Letter (2/2)

“I don’t mean it like that! I’m just asking to see if our home have any holes or something!” said my dad.

“Dad, don’t worry, our home is safe. I used a special method to enter!” I thought about it, then decided to tell my parents about me having special techniques. Since I didn’t have much to do earlier, I called my martial disciple Jiaoyazi over, and got a set of inner strength cultivation technique that can increase a person’s lifespan over. As the first disciple of old bro Yama, he’s always around Yama, so he naturally knew the secret arts of increasing a person’s lifespan.

“Then how did you get in?” My dad asked with interest.

“Dad, mom! I’m going to tell you something now. This thing sounds a bit too shocking, so you should first get mentally prepared!” I said.

“What is it for you to be so mysterious?” My mom muttered. “Do you even lack in shocking things? You got me two daughters-in-law, you earned enough money that we can’t even finish spending in a few lifetimes. What else haven’t you tell us, just say it all together!”

“Mom, these are all things that can be achieved with a normal person’s hard work. However, what I’m going to tell you is a supernatural thing that is beyond science. You have to be mentally prepared!” I said.

“Beyond science? Supernatural?” My dad laughed. “Are you going to tell us that you met aliens, or are you going to say that you have special techniques?”

I faint, my dad’s imagination is too amazing? He actually got straight to the point. That’s right, both of them apply to me! However, I have to say them one by one, I’ll leave the thing with aliens, since I’m in no rush.

“Dad, you’re right, I have special techniques!” I said.

My dad looked at me with a confused expression, while my mom caringly touched my forehead and asked weirdly, “Leilei, what bullshit are you sprouting? You don’t have a fever though?”

“Dad, mom, don’t have this sort of expression, okay! Alright, alright, in order to make you believe it, I will demonstrate I for you!” I said. However, what should I show?

“Mom, say something that a normal person cannot do!” I said.

“Ugh… Then try and fly?” Although my mom didn’t believe me, she still replied in order to work with me.

“Sure!” I nodded, then my body slowly and naturally levitated into the air.

“Ah! Old Liu! Are we dreaming?” My mom rubbed her eyes and said. “We must be! Leilei is currently studying in Yanjing city, how could he appear here! It must be a dream?!”

On the other hand, my dad was calmer. He first pinched his cheeks, then shook his head as he said to my mom, “It seems like it’s all real!”

I descended from the air, then said to my parents with a chuckle, “Hehe, dad, mom, you aren’t dreaming. This is all real! I only got them when I coincidentally met a Daoist that handed it to me!”

“Ah! So special techniques are real!” My dad exclaimed. “If that’s the case, wouldn’t everyone be able to fly if they learnt it?”

“That’s not true! It depends on each person’s physique. Taking myself as an example, that Daoist said that my physique is extremely rare, it is rather suitable to practice this. It wouldn’t work with other people!” I explained. “However, I have a set of inner strength cultivation technique suitable for normal people. After practicing it, your physique will gradually improve and your lifespan will increase. Men will never go limp, women will live longer and look younger…” Before I finished, I saw my dad’s fire-spurting eyes and immediately stopped… Fuck my mouth, I actually said this sort of thing!

However, my dad pulled me to the side and asked me quietly, “Son, this thing really works that well?”