Chapter 70 – Am I Dasao? (1/2)

“Guozi-ge eating my candy is because you recognize me, how would I dare to take your money!” The candy seller stuttered.

“Fuck your mom, what do you mean by not taking the money I’m giving you?” Guo Qing said darkly.

“Yes-yes, then I’ll just accept the money for the cost,” the candy seller freaked and immediately changed his mind.

“That’s more like it, or else people will say I, Guozi, ate and didn’t pay,” Guo Qing reached his hand into his pockets, rustled around in it for a long while, and finally took out a few coins, and threw it to the candy seller.

“Is it enough?” Guo Qing asked.

“Enough, enough, this is too much!” The candy seller didn’t dare to say not enough, who doesn’t know Guo Qing’s name around the market, there is a sentence going around the vendors, as great as the tax bureau and industrial and commercial bureau it doesn’t compare up to one of Guozi-ge’s sentence.

“Is that so? It’s too much,” Guo Qing casually took back two kuai, and said, “It’s fine now right.”

“Yes, yes!” The candy selling didn’t dare to say anymore in fear of Guo Qing troubling him even more.

“Fuck, he really is a evil merchant, those three pieces of candy tricked three kuai from me!” Guo Qing swore.

Hearing that, the candy selling on the side nearly peed his pants, he said with a crying face, “Guozi-ge, please don’t mess with me anymore, I don’t want any money, I don’t want any money!”

“Then wouldn’t I be robbing you?” Guo Qing said in annoyance while taking back his three kuai.

“It’s xiaodi⌈1⌋ that treated Guozi-ge to the candy!” The candy seller quickly said.

“Oh, that’s fine, thank you!” Guo Qing patted the candy seller and said with a smile.

“Boss, quickly go and eat candy in the corner with dasao, what are you still standing here for?” Guo Qing turned around, and smiled lecherously towards Chen Weier and I.

Chen Weier immediately blushed after hearing that, and quickly shook her hands, “I’m not —— that —— that dasao.”

“Wasn’t what your friend, Guo Qing, did a bit too much?” Chen Weier said to me.

“It’s not really too much, wasn’t it the same when they were asking you for money!” I said.

“That’s true, it’s good that those people got punished a bit, or else they would go and trick other people,” Chen Weier agreed with me seldomly.

“That’s right, why did you think of buying this type of candy? Haven’t you seen that these often trick people?” I pointed to the candy and asked.

“My dad always wanted to eat this type of candy, but he’s reluctant to buy it. Since I saw it coincidentally today, I wanted to buy some for him, I thought it was ten kuai per 500 grams, who knew it was per 50 grams,” Chen Weier said embarrassedly.

“Oh,” I nodded. “Why did you come out? Aren’t you selling Mala Tang?” I asked weirdly. It was nearly mealtime, why did Chen Weier come out at his tim?

“My older brother went over, and told me to come out for air, I also just wanted to go to the bookstore,” Chen Weier said.

“Oh? You’re also going to the bookstore?” I pretended to be surprised. It was very realistic, even I thought I was going to go to the bookstore.

“Yeah, you’re going too?” Chen Weier thought that I was also going seeing my expression.