Chapter 41 – Hero Saves Beauty (2/2)

“Ai? How’d ya know that us bros are farmers?” The short monk replied.

“Shut up, what the fuck are you saying to him!” The monk on the side immediately stopped the short monks, then turned to me and said, “What fucking business is it of yours if the two of us are farmers or not?”

Ai! This intelligence, I’m speechless! I said gloomily, “Come, let me show the two of you how to be delinquents!”

The two people and the beauty just now looked at me dumbfounded, the girl’s expression was beyond depressing, she thought she was about to leave the tiger’s mouth, instead another delinquent came. The girl sighed, it looks like her pure body was destined to be ruined here today.

I turned around, fermented my wished for a while, and even thought about Ye Xiaoxiao’s large breasts, and finally managed to force out a face of lewd smile, and walked up to the beauty.

“Are you ready?” I suddenly thought of a quote in the play “Mai Guai”, so I said it out.

The thin monk exclaimed, “Fuck, old bro look! That’s skill, asking them if they’re ready before raping them.”

The fat monk also agreed, “Yeah! City people really are more educated, so fucking polite!”

“Okay, I’m about to start. You have the right to resist, but your resistance will only excite me more!” I reached my hands towards the beauty’s chest, and the moment I was about to touch it, I retracted my hands.

To be honest, I didn’t want to retract it, but it can’t be helped, I’m playing the hero right now, and not a pervert, I have to think about it from another point of view. If I really touched it, wouldn’t I be the same as the two monks? So I can’t do this.

“Okay, demonstration over,” I said to the monks. “The two of you can fuck off now.”

“Boss, you really are an amazing delinquent! How about you mount first? After eating, you do need to leave some for the bros!” the short monk said.

“Whose a delinquent? I wanted to act as the hero and save the beauty form the start, and seeing that the two of you are so unprofessional, I generously demonstrated a bit for you guys,” I got angry. They actually gave me a cap that said delinquent.

“Laoer, this brat was messing with us! Beat him up!” then they rushed up to hit me.

Ai! The fat and thin monks have really been treating themselves as the fat and thin monks, flashing this sort of kungfu in front of me. I was a sanda champion in my previous life, and I got even stronger in this one, I really didn’t want to increase the burdens of the white clothed angels.

“Wait!” I quickly shouted, and made a stop sign with my hands.

“What? Scared? If you’re scared then scram!” the thin monk shouted.

“I just wanted to ask if you brought any medical fees on you? If I made the two of you disabled, and you didn’t have any money to see the doctor, and thus delayed the illness, I’ll feel bad!” I said kindly.

“Hahahahahaha!” The fat and thin monks laughed together cockily.

I really didn’t want to waste any more breathes with them, I said everything that needs to be said, it’s not my problem if they died now. I sent the fat monk flying with a kick, and he smashed onto the thin monk with a “Hong” sound. The sound of bones cracking was heard, certain bones of thin monk probably got crashed by his big bro.

I went over to check their breath, they were still breathing, the two of them only fainted. It looks like it is unlikely for the two of them to wake up again once more, two brand new vegetables have just been born.

“Ai, okay, beauty, why are you still standing there like an idiot? You can’t be wanting to stay there until the next group of delinquents come right? I said to the dumbstruck girl.