11 A Date? Possibly (1/2)
Ezra looked up to the huge hole on top of the building and he said, ”Oh right, Natsu and Gray are-!”
*Bam!*
”Ow! Watch how you use that hammer, you moron!”
”Me?! How about you quit getting all over my space and let me do my work!”
”That looked like you intentionally hitted me you fuck!”
”Are you kidding me?! It looks like you haven't done any shit except screw things up!”
”What'd you say?!”
”You heard me, ya Flaming Turd!”
”Fuck you stripper!”
From above them, the three could hear the sounds of yelling and bickering before it turned into sounds of fighting. As the conflict went on from above, the group could faintly see the recently cover of wooden boards until....
*Snap!*
”Waaaahhh!”
The wooden boards broke apart as two individuals fell from the ceiling and to the ground below.
*Crash!*
Ezra, Lisanna, and Elfman all winced at the sight of the fall, as both the Ice Mage and Dragon Slayer groaned and moaned in pain. A blue cat then floated down with them.
”Natsu?! Are you okay?!” Lisanna said before quickly rushing over to her 'husband' and kneeling to his body.
The only response she got from him was an ”Aw...”
”Yeah, he's fine.” Said the watching guild members.
Both Ez and Elfman did the same for Gray as the red head asked, ”Gray, you alright?”
”That was one manly fall you guys took!” Elfman said.
”Not the righ time, Elfman!”
Rubbing the back of his head in pain, Gray was still able to give an answer, ”Yeah, I'm fine, but this shouldn't have happened if it wasn't for that idiot destroying the roof again!”
The pink haired mage turned his head at the seemingly somehow now clothes-free Gray, ”Me?! The hell you talkin' bout?! This is your fault, you ass!”
”It was obviously your fault! If you hadn't distracted me, we would have finished sooner! Now look what you did! We gotta do it all over again!” Gray exclaimed as he pointed to the opened holed ceiling.
Natsu retorted back, ”As if! You're just-!”
”Okay, that's enough you two.” Ezra spoke up.
”Guys, I know you two don't get along well with each other sometimes, but I asked you guys to fix that hole before Master Makarov returns. So you gotta do it, or else...”
Gods forbid how many times the old man nearly had several heart attacks of how expensive the cost of property damages were.
”He started it! What'd you say?! Fuck you Ice Prick/Flame brain! Raaah!”
Natsu and Gray pointed at each other childishly before they began to wrestle with each other on the floor as a comical dust cloud covered them.
From the sidelines, Ezra, Lisanna, and Elfman all looked at the scene before them while Happy was found being carried by the youngest Strauss with a fish in his mouth.
”Even after falling from the ceiling, those two still have a lot of energy to throw punches at each other...” Ezra sighed.
”Yeah, but what else can you expect from them? They've been this way ever since they laid eyes on each other...” Lisanna said as both her brother and Happy nodded in agreement.
Speaking of which....
”The hell did you just say?!”
Everyone's attention, including Natsu and Gray that stopped their fight and turned their heads to the source, were soon converted to the sides as they saw Erza holding out her sword threateningly at Mira who looked unfazed and smirking.
”Mira...Would you care to repeat what'd you just say?”