Chapter 520 (1/2)

Zhang Mingdi doesn't like to talk and seldom talks on weekdays. Before, the two had many times to get along alone. Each time, Zhang Bing said that Zhang Mingdi replied to him very few times. He is the kind of person who is very easy to kill chatting on the Internet.

Therefore, in order not to make the atmosphere too embarrassing, Zhang Bing specially found a lot of funny jokes from the Internet before going to the appointment to adjust the depressed atmosphere between the two people.

”Elder brother, I think you are so busy every day. The pressure should not be small. Why don't I tell you some jokes to let you release the pressure?” Zhang Bing suggested excitedly with his mouth full of oil.

Zhang Mingdi looked up and gave him a lukewarm glance.

The boy asked him 100% for something, but after talking for a long time, he always looked around, didn't say the key point, and didn't know what idea he was making.

Zhang Bing didn't say it. Of course he wouldn't be full. He had nothing to do. He said it for him and watched quietly when he said it.

”A father bought a lie detector robot, and his son went home. The father asked, how many people were there in this exam? The son answered, first. The robot slapped his son, and the son admitted that he was the last but one. The father gave his son a kick and roared. Your father and I were always the first. The robot slapped his father. At this time, my mother came to blame my father. Don't be so cruel, anyway Your own son, the robot is slapped again... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ ”

”One day, a very rich young master was speeding on the highway and was found by a female policeman. The young master reluctantly parked his car aside and said impatiently, do you know who my father is? The female policeman replied politely, I'm sorry, sir, I can't help you. Did you try to ask your mother, ahaahaha, ahaha, have a good laugh , it's funny of you to say whether he is stupid! ”

A few jokes fell down, the people who listened to the jokes didn't laugh, and the people who told the jokes leaned forward and backward, out of breath.

Zhang Bing really convinced his brother. When he heard such a funny joke, his face didn't change at all. He absolutely didn't admit that the joke he told was not funny. He can only say that his brother's funny point is really high, higher than Mount Everest!

Looking at the man sitting opposite him eating leisurely, even if he eats barbecue, his posture is surprisingly elegant, like a beautiful oil painting, painting the exquisite dining interests of the aristocrats at the end of the last century. They are also the children of Zhangjia. The gap is so big. Tut Tut, Zhang Bing can only be described as wolfing and miserable in front of his brother.

None of this matters now. What matters is——

”Brother, you laugh so high!” it's not just high, it's unattainable. It doesn't make him laugh. Zhang Bing had to sigh.

If someone told him a joke, he would have dislocated his chin. It's like him. He didn't react at all and wasted his saliva.

”Cough and cough” the man put down the half eaten barbecue, gracefully wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and said faintly: ”the army has special training, but I've just received training.”

There was nothing strange on his face.

”Laughing can also be trained?” Zhang Bing was incredible.

Zhang Mingdi looked at him curiously and calmly. ”Your brother, I'm not going to the ordinary people's Liberation Army, but the special combat brigade. Of course, I will accept all kinds of endurance training. It's nothing. I just entered the army, and the instructor ordered me not to get up in the dung pool all night.”

Compared with laughing, that's really hard.

”Soaking in the dung pool all night?!” Zhang Bing's eyes widened and couldn't believe it. ”How can there be such abnormal training? It's terrible!”

”Brother, did you really soak?” Zhang Bing was curious.

Zhang Mingdi glanced at Zhang Bing, who kept looking for his glasses, nodded, ”if you don't do it, you will be driven out of the special forces. Of course, I have to do it.”

Zhang Bing gave his brother a thumbs up and said, ”talent!” he was full of admiration. Did you have it.

He would never have done it.

Zhang Mingdi was distracted in his eyes and hooked his mouth. He didn't know what he thought and showed a smile that seemed to smile. In those years, he, a respected young master, suddenly joined the army. He was also very unfit. He trained with high-intensity demons on the ground day after day. He didn't know how many times he had the idea of leaving the army.