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247 Amazing Words
”Little Yu, you have to understand uncle.”
The lieutenant hastily said, ”Uncle can't be blamed for it being so difficult. In order to practice the” Small Faceless Divine Art ”, we haven't been able to get close to women for so many years. You said that he was already in his forties and didn't even have a wife. Uncle was bitter and lonely. As your uncle's subordinate, you should be considerate of him, right? ”
”Lieutenant General, you can use your hands.”
Yu Xi calmly said.
”What are you saying!?” ”Harmful use of hands is harmful to physical health!”
The Lieutenant General immediately emphasized, ”Lieutenant General, I am a person who promotes healthy lives and environmental protection! This unhealthy lifestyle, how could it be done by someone like me? ”
”I was wrong, Lieutenant General.”
Yu Xi's face was filled with shame. ”Then you can buy a dog.”
”...”
Most of them were speechless. After a long while, he waved his hand, ”That's enough, Little Yu... You may be a little tired and a little out of your mind. You should go rest first. I'll have a chat with this Student Li. ”
With that, the lieutenant pointed and a chair immediately flew over, landing behind Li Fan.
”Student Li, this place is like your own home. Feel free to do so. There's no need to be courteous.”
”Can you really be like your home?”
Li Fan asked.
”Of course!”
”Then can I pee in the pool?”
Li Fan felt the urge to urinate as the veins on the lieutenant general's forehead stood out.
”Student Li … …” Tonight is a serious meeting, do you understand? ”
”Alright, I'll endure it for now.”
Li Fan could only shrug his shoulders, ”Let's get straight to the point. What's the purpose of you coming to find me?” I don't suppose it was to find me to admire the moonlight? ”
”With such a beautiful moonlight, why not admire it?”
Most of them reached out their hands, and the fruit juice on the table beside them flew into his hands.
Li Fan's heart began to thump. This fellow's ”Minor Illusionary Divine Technique” seemed to have already been practiced to the superb level! It could even be integrated into his every move. It was truly terrifying!
”Student Li, you are still a student, so I won't advise you to drink.”
As he spoke, he waved his hand again and a cup of green juice landed in front of Li Fan.
”Taste this strange fruit juice, I made it myself.”
”Lieutenant General, I don't understand why you're saying this.”
Li Fan took the strange fruit juice, but did not drink it. Even though he had little experience in the martial arts world, he understood that if others gave him something to eat, he would try his best to avoid it.
”Did you really come all this way just to see the moon and drink some juice?”
”Student Li, don't you always say that? Isn't it a waste of such good moonlight?”
”If you were a pretty girl, I wouldn't waste it.”
”We're the same kind of people!”
Most of them slapped their thighs, ”How great would it be if you were a woman!”
”Sorry to disappoint you, but I have a friend who although he is a man, is as beautiful as a flower. If the general likes it, I can introduce him to you. ”
”Student Li is teasing me. You're talking about Yan Kai, the martial genius, right?”
Although the general was more lustful, he wasn't stupid and easily guessed who Li Fan was talking about.