C211 (2/2)
”The elevator is only this big, where else can I retreat to!? You call that believing me? ”
”There's an old saying. I wonder if you've heard it before.”
”What?”
Yan Kai asked.
”You can't have the heart to harm others, you can't let your guard down.”
Li Fan replied with an expressionless face.
”Sh * t! Heaven and earth can be seen for themselves! Brother Li, I didn't mean to harm you!”
Yan Kai raised three of his fingers.
”It's even worse if you have other intentions!”
”Brother Li, isn't this a bit inappropriate!?” ”There's a big hole in my body. Is this how you treat me?”
”I deeply regret... But you can't treat yourself like a woman just because you've got a hole in you. ”
”Damn you...”
Yan Kai could not help but scold, ”I'm in so much pain right now, I don't want to argue with you! ”The Dao Lord's sexual orientation is very normal!”
”Then I'll introduce you to a girlfriend later.”
”You're as beautiful as a flower. There must be a woman who likes you.”
”No, women are too noisy.”
Yan Kai said without any hesitation.
”... ”Then I'll introduce my boyfriend to you.”
”I …”
Yan Kai's face was covered in tears. It looked like he wouldn't be able to wash it off even if he jumped into the Yellow River!
The elevator silently went upstairs. Li Fan immediately got off the elevator, as if there was some kind of bacteria inside.
”Brother Li... ”Help me up...”
”Women are trouble.”
”F * ck, the Dao Lord is a man!”
”Men are trouble.”
”I'll kill you...”
Yan Kai held onto his wound, so angry that his stomach started to spasm. Li Fan walked over, helped him up, and walked outside.
Yan Kai said in his heart. Although this fellow's mouth was quite vile, his heart was still quite good.
”I'm just giving you a hand. You're not allowed to have any presumptuous thoughts.”
”...”
The two of them fled all the way to the entrance of the parking lot, but the door that was originally open suddenly slammed shut with a loud clang.
”They've already discovered that we've escaped!”
Li Fan looked around and noticed that the parking lot became even quieter. He couldn't help but frown.
”Brother Li, are you afraid of death?”
Yan Kai suddenly asked.
”Of course I am.”
Li Fan laughed. ”I don't want to die here. Feng Shui is too poor here.”
”Then leave. Leave this to me.”
Yan Kai looked at the car beside him, ”Go and hide under that car, they won't be able to find you. I have blood on me, I can't hide it. ”
”Bullshit!”
Li Fan stared at him, ”Even if you are a gay, I will still bring you out alive!”
”Damn, the Dao Lord is not gay!”
”Alright, I'll pretend that you're not gay!”
”...”
While the two of them were arguing, a dozen Imperial Secret Service guards surrounded them.