Chapter 1224 - Damnable Penguins (1/2)
Haru went to the monitor room together with Kyouko and Kazuo.
Professor Three sat in their seat and tried very hard to fight against the Penguin who tried to breach into the security system of their organization, but it seemed that they were powerless and they saw the large screen started to show the appearance of the Penguin Emperor and his goons.
”I can't believe they're able to hack their way past our security system,” Moriko said in a surprise.
Haru didn't think too much, but he noticed Kyouko who showed a furious expression toward the Penguin. He really wondered what made her hate the Penguin so much.
”Long time no see, Kazuo Matayoshi,” Penguin Emperor said.
”So it was you, the Penguin Emperor,” Kazuo said.
Haru looked at the Penguin Emperor and didn't see the difference between the Penguin Emperor and the other Penguin. The only difference was that the Emperor was wearing a gown which made him appear royalty, but beside that, there was no difference between them.
”Now, I am sure that you've realized this from our last battle, but our power is far greater than your own.”
Haru raised his eyebrow, but didn't say anything.
”If you wish, we are open to potential negotiations.” The Penguin Emperor seemed amiable and explained that his intention wasn't bad. ”HI-ERO particles are all that we seek. We do not wish for this futile conflict to continue.”
Haru was wondering whether the Penguin's purpose was only HI-ERO particles.
”Peace negotiati--”
”Don't feed us with lies!” Kyouko shouted.
”Kyouko?” Haru was really wondering what the Penguin had done to Kyouko at that moment.
”Peace? Negotiation? You... You all tainted my father's heart!” Kyouko shouted with tears in her eyes.
Haru twitched his lips when he heard Kyouko's voice, but he understood instantly and didn't misunderstand this woman.
(Chichi has two meanings, one is father, and the other one is b.o.o.b.s. Kyouko used ”chichi” in her words which caused a misunderstanding).
”Two years ago in front of my father, who was one of the representatives for peaceful negotiation!” Kyouko was full of anger and shouted, ”They performed a tail d.i.c.k dance in public!”
”...”
Haru knew that this ”tail d.i.c.k dance”, from the name alone, was a very weird dance, but he didn't understand how it would cause damage to Kyouko's father, however, he could see how frustated and sad Kyouko was at this moment since she was even in tears when she mentioned this ”tail d.i.c.k dance”.
”In the end, my father....” Kyouko told everyone about her flashback and how her father had been traumatized by Penguin's front-tail.
”Penguins are demons! I will not forgive the Penguins! I will not forgive their tail d.i.c.ks! Never!” Kyouko said with eyes full of tears.
”.....”
Haru put a hand on his face and felt speechless since the reason why Kyouko hated the Penguins was so idiotic. He took out a handkerchief from his pocket and gave it to Kyouko. ”Wipe your tears.”
”...”
Looking at how gentle this guy was, Kyouko felt warmth, then cried on Haru's chest.
”Don't worry, we will defeat them,” Haru said and wiped Kyouko's tears.
”Hmm....” Kyouko nodded.
”Tail d.i.c.ks? How rude. The front-tail dance is Penguin Empire's highest form of greeting,” the Penguin Emperor said.
'Really?' Haru didn't say anything, but he was really speechless to say anything at that moment.
”Looks like the negotiations have failed, Penguin Emperor!” Kazuo said.
”Communication between different cultures is a difficult thing.” The Penguin Emperor sighed and said, ”If you refuse to negotiate, we shall give you a taste of Operation Shadow Hell!”
”Operation Shadow Hell?! What is that?!” Kazuo asked with a surprised expression.
Haru wasn't sure, but he could tell that it was an idiotic plan.
”You can look up the details on the web,” the Penguin said and showed the address of the website.
”.....”
Haru closed his eyes since everything was so painful. He didn't believe that he had lost against a group of idiots which made him really want to cry at this moment.
As expected, the website of Penguin Empire was in a mess since it used the cheapest server. There were a lot of advertis.e.m.e.nts and random gifs which made it impossible to navigate to the announcement page.
”Commence Operation Shadow Hell!” The Penguin Emperor ordered.